>Walk into basement
>see this
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Walk into basement
Jayden Allen
William Rivera
>whip out dick
>piss
Adam Anderson
>Whip out dick
>Cum in its face
Landon Carter
yes
Joshua Wilson
walk out of basement
Logan Allen
do a 360 and walk away
Charles Martin
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
James Thompson
choke it with my dick
>a full-on death by suffocation in a raging forced deepthroat self-defense incident
Owen Scott
Take a photo
Leo Wright
>whip out dick
>180 degree turn
>Shit in its mouth
Henry Foster
rape
Zachary Carter
Throw her some chocolate and fresh tampons then lock the door.
Zachary Sullivan
>son, get the fuck back down there before the neighbors see you
Nathan Ramirez
>180 degree turn
>moonwalk away
Blake Cruz
headbutt duh
Mason Hernandez
Wonder when the fuck I got a basement.
Anthony Flores
nice
Isaiah Thompson
Yiff the fuck out of it until it has PTSD.
Josiah Allen
give doge a bath, seems grumpy
Aaron Myers
Thank the gods for sending me a gift so I can fulfill my furry needs.
Robert Watson
Tell my disappointment of a son to take his stupid animal costume off and come upstairs for dinner.
Liam Wood
is this from Creep? 8/10 movie
Isaac Mitchell
...
Benjamin Lee
Lucifer has finally rewarded me
Samuel Garcia
kek
Jonathan Ward
i'd put him in a head lock and tie him to something and put peanut butter on my balls
Jayden Reyes
Fight it because I live in a basement and I'm not about to let that motherfucker have all my chicken tenders and rare IBM ThinkPads.
William Collins
Yell "It's over. I have the high ground."
Landon Nelson
>CTRL+F
>"khajiit"
I am dissapoint
Wyatt White
I have the high ground you fool. I'll simply leap and crash down upon him with my mighty 374lbs of all american glory. None can survive such an attack.
Jacob Morris
Same fag. 360 = full circle =/= walking away
Hunter Barnes
>whip out dick
>do a 360
>cum on my face
Adrian Ward
its 2017 man, Skyrim is over
Luis Parker
don't know if b8 or blatant idiot
Luke Long
faggot
Matthew Jones
yiff it
Ian Johnson
A furry in my sanctuary?
>I equip my katana
>Teleport behind the furry
>"Nothing personal kiddo"
>I unleash my fury
>The furry gets vaporised from the power of my blade
No one will ever touch my tendies and fedora collection.
No one.
Ryder Parker
I'd grab my 4-bore hunting rifle and shoot it through the floor
Connor Collins
it equals moonwalking away
Liam Bell
>close door
>run upstairs
>enter room
>lock door
>strip
>wield a set of silver scales like a flail
Just at a glance that looks like a werewolf. If it's a demon, I'm probably fucked anyway.
Gabriel Rodriguez
Fuck the everliving shit out of it.
Colton Williams
rape him
Adam Sanders
>pretending to be retarded
Nolan Cruz
Pull out my gun and shoot myself