How does this even happen in real life? How do you actually go from the main option of the best quarterback this world has ever fucking seen to killing yourself in prison to escape a lifetime of rapes and banter from Patriots fans?
You can take the nigga out the hood >Can't take the hood out the nigga
Evan Cox
Aaron Hernandez (neck) out indefinitely.
Luke Gray
Oj Simpson was literally the whitest man alive when he killed that bitch. It was even a white ass murder.
Henry Reyes
>german humor slight kek
Robert Morris
>How does this even happen in real life? by using PCP and killing people?
Hunter Reyes
Guess he decided to hang it up on life.
Gavin Sanchez
I'm usually disappoint when people kill themselves or get put to death when they escape their punishments, but I kinda feel like this is an admission of guilt for the other murders he committed. I don't find the time of this coincidental.
What a cock
Kevin Harris
Wish more lifers killed themselves desu
Jose Gutierrez
>Please send Aaron a Christmas card and let him know we all support him in his struggle to accept his gay sexuality. AARON WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU: - Aaron Hernandez # W106228 Souza-Baranowski Correctional Center P.O. Box 8000 Shirley, MA 01464
Heh.
Henry Rodriguez
Killing your wife and her lover is a white man's crime.
Wyatt White
Like all good patriots he cheated the system
Nicholas Morris
Your brain is fried, lad
Josiah Jackson
t. Never watched ID channel. t. Never heard of Scott Peterson t. Never heard of Drew Peterson
James Baker
crimanlly underrated
Justin Hill
His sanity left him hangin
Jaxson Diaz
...
Jace Jackson
>Any other athlete that have fucked up their lives like this?
Maybe.
Justin King
Gosh
Brandon Barnes
...
Chase Roberts
a wise man once said: >you can take the spic out of tacoland but he's still a taconigger
Carson Russell
>brutally murdered on the front doorstep
Yeah, oj killed them like a nigger would. A white man would at least plan out his crime.
Zachary Wilson
>Found not guilty Wew lad
Nicholas Roberts
WEW
Connor Brooks
When I was in county jail, one of my cellmates was facing trial for 4 murders. All of then we're gang related. He had already spent 6 years in county jail, firing attorneys, filing all types of motions, just delaying the trial. He had waived his right for a speedy trial. One day he told us the dead kept coming into the cell and talking to him.
For a few weeks after, we didn't know, but he kept not taking his medication and one day, before one of his court dates, took all of it at once and killed himself.
Lincoln Price
...
Austin Lee
we should hang out
Blake Fisher
when is he getting out of the hospital?
Adrian Brooks
>Lost his father at 16
there you go
Sebastian Sullivan
...
Kevin Myers
You don't understand that being "hard" is more valuable to a nigger/spic's life than their actual life.
Hernandez succeeded in his mind, and succeeded in the minds of every nigger/spic gang member on the planet.
>because sheeeeit dat nigga was hard as a muhfugga u ain mess wit dat homie naw sayin
Literally the average nigger/spic's speech at his funeral.
Nicholas Cruz
>Todd Heap kills his daughter >Aaron Hernandez kills himself
This offseason has been killer so far
Mason Smith
Have you ever been to a funeral?
Levi Nguyen
apparently he was always a piece of shit going back to his young college days
Andrew Myers
...
Kayden Jackson
Put me on the cap.
Logan Reyes
>Any other athlete that have fucked up their lives like this? That Brit soccer legend sho is a fall-on-your-face drunk, gets photographed in piss-soaked sweatpants, etc.
Not Rooney, an older guy.
Also everyone was waaaaaay too forgiving to Vick. He deserved nothing.
Colton Howard
what in fuck is that even supposed to mean?
give a better answer than this teenage edgelord bullshit pls
Hudson Brooks
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Luis Cooper
wtf is that pic in his hand???? ? ?
Dominic Howard
Note to self: don't send my son to Urban Meyer.
Nicholas Stewart
>le "I watched OJ Made in America, which makes me an expert in OJ Simpson's life" meme man
Christian Lopez
Bretty gud. I would replace "indefinitely" with "infinitely"
Ian Johnson
The Pounceys send their regards
Chase Watson
Gazza is just an alcoholic, he hasnt killed multiple people like this mong.
Christian Carter
All Glorida Gators are.
Christian Jenkins
...
Caleb Price
JUST
Kevin Gomez
...
Isaac Nelson
The brazilian version is obviously superior: >be the goalkeeper of one of the biggest teams in south america >be arguably the best goalkeeper in brazil and one of the names who would play the worldc up in 2010 >impregnate a pornstar >kid is born >decides that the best course of action is to call your best friend to murder her >he was so much best friend that he had a huge ass tattoo on his back saying "not even time will set us apart" and the names of the two bffs >best friend murders the girl >feeds the remains to his dogs >mixes the rest with cement and uses it to build a new house for the dogs >gets caught, shit hits the fan >goes to prison >spends almost 8 years in prison >gets stabbed in prison >gets released without even getting judged because reasons >immediately receives a new job offer to play on the second division, on a team with promotion chances >gets a reception by a fan wearing a dog mask >immediately gets a lot of pussy and money >crime ocorre nada acontece feijoada Pic related, the dog mask.
Aaron Powell
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Jack Sullivan
America and Brazil are literally the only two countries where this could happen
Isaiah Edwards
Brazil is not for begginers.
Ian Richardson
Let the Germans make the jokes, user.
Justin Hall
Mexicans are savages
Jeremiah Ortiz
>this coming from the fucking land of the N'drangheta
Hunter Gutierrez
dam i didnt kno vick was fucking up the dogs this badly
Grayson Young
He wasn't. Vick didn't even live there. The operation was ran by his cousins who flipped with d.a. so he could get the big fish.
Carson Torres
>Any other athlete that have fucked up their lives like this? Objectively no. The only person would even come close is Len Bias, because his death sparked a bunch of ill-conceived mandatory sentencing laws which fucked his own people.