Can any Amerifat give me a quick rundown on this guy?

Can any Amerifat give me a quick rundown on this guy?

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Quick?

The guy simply does not give a fuck.

>rundown

He would rundown and murder acquaintances.

belichick wanted to win more titles so he did a ritual sacrifice of a man named odin lloyd

aaron hernanadez was the fall guy

He's dead, Jim.

murderous spic that was a pussy that couldn't take prison life

Played rugby for the Pats

Killed self in prison

Chimp who gave up million dollar professional sports career because he couldn't stop himself from chimping out

Clearly he did

He's got a thirst for murder

His thirst hasn't been satisfied for years now, so he just killed the only person he could

dindu nuffin at all

he was sentenced to life in prison for all the cheating the patriots have done
killed himself
the end

>literally one of the best at his position in the NFL at age 23
>signs a 40 mllion dollar contract
>murders his friend execution style because he's worried his friend will snitch on him for another double murder he allegedly committed.
>gets convicted of murdering his friend and sentenced to life without parole
>two years later gets acquitted of the double homicide, but still has the life sentence
>hangs himself a week later.

He was a great person to play with. He would stick his neck out for teammates.

the ironing

Listen up faggot, here's a quick rundown:
>Mexicans bow to Hernandez
>In contact with cartels
>Possess psycho-like abilities
>Control barrio with an iron but fair fist
>Own drugs and guns globally
>Direct descendant of Cortez
>Will bankroll the first cartels on Mars (Hernandezmala will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of drug processing facilities on Earth
>First designer meth will in all likelihood be Hernandez-made
>said to have 70+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in prison and Detroit
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of murder and gang-banging with them

Good player with a few hang ups

It's fucking insane to me he would toss everything away like that for some bull shit like gangbanging. What the fuck did he have to prove? He'd have a few Superbowl rings flying on a private jet to the white house but instead he died alone in a prison.

He decided he didn't feel like visiting the White House

if you were to compare him to any TE today who would it be?

Jordan Reed but better at blocking

KEK

such hyperbole

mods, sticky this please.

Good.

he was incomparable, go look at his highlights on youtube if you can find them, most records of him have been deleted. he was tall but also really really fast. him and gronk absolutely butt devastated the league

why do you think he killed himself? he was probably depressed as fuck in prison. not saying i feel bad for him but goddamn, the regret

John Mackey

Very good athlete on a very good team who just couldn't kick the habit of killing people. Naturally it ended with himself

You guys are projecting your own sensibilities onto a seriously mentally ill person. It's not like that.

I think he killed himself because he was gonna spend his entire life in prison. Think about never being able to step foot out of a prison. If family members die like his parents he can't go to their funerals. When his daughter graduates he can't see it, or when she gets married. He literally tossed away every experience he might have had at 24 years old

he finally killed himself for being such a retard that he got life for killing a guy he didnt even need to kill considering he got off on the double murder charge. I'm sure it's all he thought about after the trial was over.

Bradley had his guys inside stage the suicide.

That, or Bradley pulled a Frankie Pentangeli situation, saying he would take care of Shayanna and the kid if he killed himself. Otherwise he would kill them

Fucking haha

Not even Tebow could fix him.

he's a bad hombre

>born to poor family
>dad dies
>spends the rest of his life trying to find acceptance
>starts hanging out with criminals because he thinks they are his friends
>plays football really well
>plays college ball in florida
>drafted by the patriots
>gets paid
>starts doing a LOT of drugs
>Like smoking PCP sort of drugs
>gets really paranoid
>cannot stress enough how much he loves PCP
>possibly shoots other people
>definitely shoots his fiance's sister's boyfriend
>gets caught
>supposed friends snitch on him
>goes to jail
>kills himself

Thus ends the saga of Aaron Hernandez.

I think some prisons let you go to funerals under heavy guard.

damn. I always thought people overstated how good the guy actually was because of him getting locked up, will try to watch a couple videos later today. Quite a shame he wasted his life so young, thanks lads

>Bradley pulled a Frankie Pentangeli situation

Not convicted murderers, maybe if you cheated on your taxes

what is he, the 3rd Bogdanoff brother?

I'm sure he was fucked in the head, violent, all that, sure. But you don't think he realized once he was in jail how bad he fucked up? Like says, realizing that instead of being a millionaire SB winner and having everything, he was sentenced to LIFE and had nothing, he really did have no reason to keep on living, as fucked up as that is. He would just sit in jail thinking about his "what could have been" life. That has gotta be some awful torture, that's all I'm saying. He was a sneaky fuck for killing his friend and trying to kill another though, so that's what he gets. This whole saga was fucking brutal and this is no exception

>Best player on a national championship team in college
>Gets drafted to one of the best teams in the NFL
>Immediatly looks like one of the best TEs in the league
>Playing next to the best TE in the league
>Looks like nightmare matchups for years to come
>but no, turns out the guy legitimately murders people IRL
>kills himself because like most americans can't accept responsibility for their actions
>shitty threads are made about him on a shitty chinese cartoon message board website

holy fuck this is actually a really good point now that i think about it

he was paranoid after the drive by in FLA for like a year and then shot odin lloyd. so im sure he realizes now he could have just done fuck all and gotten away with the original one if he had just calmed the fuck down. fucking a man lel

Oh I'm sure that wasn't lost on him.

what a dumbshit

That plus the fact that it led to him ass raping another man to join a gang in said prison.

it's too bad he didn't know money can set cold blooded killers free thanks to a joke of a court system.

He didn't have money, his contracted hot voided. He's wasn't wealthy he was nigger rich. All his money went to lawyers and court fees the last few years

Maybe Jimmy Graham? Only because Hernandez wasn't a typical TE like Gronk

Oh man, I was happy that he died but now that you describe the sweet, sweet agony of prison for him I'm sad he didn't live to 100.

>pay millions for a defense attorney to overturn a double murder case
>win
>????
>kill self a few days later

Nothing to see here goyim... it's just like when Hillary's aide killed himself with three gunshots to the back of the head. Couldn't stand the thought of living in a country with Drumpf in charge.

Back to Sup Forums you go

but if he didn't kill odin he would have had 40 million to buy the best of the best scumbag lawyers if he needed to in the future.

>all the potential to be a legend
>extreme talent and skill
>hugely promising future
>starts off incredible and seems to be capitalizing on all that potential
>suddenly toss it all in the trash by giving in to his inherent Spic ways

Hernandez is the perfect metaphor for America

When I was in county jail, one of my cellmates was facing trial for 4 murders. All of then we're gang related.
He had already spent 6 years in county jail, firing attorneys, filing all types of motions, just delaying the trial. He had waived his right for a speedy trial.
One day he told us the dead kept coming into the cell and talking to him.

For a few weeks after, we didn't know, but he kept not taking his medication and one day, before one of his court dates, took all of it at once and killed himself.

All in all its pretty sweet karmic justice. Killed 2 people and ended up doing himself indirectly because of it.

He should have just gone full Frank and done the bathtub suicide while he could during the second trial.

He could have been a hall of famer.

youtube.com/watch?v=tTAsxqKLBhw

""""Suicide""""

this dude got d'angelo barksdaled. no way he an heroes with baez looking to appeal his other murder

Chad BTFO

Yup.

How can anyone not have serious doubts here?

Especially given the concerted campaign against the NFL that's been waged for the last 10 years.

Something stinks.

So are you black or hispanic?

White. Ravens fan. Honestly I just assumed he was guilty like everyone else did. But this doesn't add up at all.


Gang members don't commit suicide because of prison time.


Also, notice how the press isn't questioning the narrative at all.

I don't buy it.

Absolutely impossible to comprehend. I remember being 18 years old in Florida seeing this kid on TV and living like a campus king and now ten years later he has committed suicide in a prison cell. My jaw dropped when I saw the news headline a minute ago. Just unbelievable news.

Graham perhaps.

Thing is that he was good young. most Tight ends take a while to get good, and for example, I would argue that Greg Olsen is better now then he was, but Olsen is in his prime, while AH was good starting out of the gate.

>One day he told us the dead kept coming into the cell and talking to him.
i guess it's nature for some people to not be able to handle murdering others

Why question a non-story? Nobody gives a shit outside of ESPN.

>Gang members don't commit suicide because of prison time.

This is somebody who could have lived the dream though, he's not an average gang member

Wasted talent. Guy could have been a SB winner, millionaire, and a possible top player in the league.
He got careless in handling his personal affairs and paid the price for it.

>Gang members don't commit suicide because of prison time.
A lot of people have killed themselves because of time in prison, it's not exactly uncommon.

>iron but FAIR fist
Gets me every time man

>Why question a non-story?
what a stupid pontificication

PUHleeze. Prison would be a minor-homecoming/family reeunion for a guy like Hernandez.

>murderer dies, the world weeps
It's a non-story in any generation without 24hour news to fill.

Probably a forced suicide. Kill yourself or your family gets hurt, many such cases.

>Prison would be a minor-homecoming/family reeunion for a guy like Hernandez.
Apparently not since he killed himself in it.

You can't forget the part where in college Urban Meyer enabled Hernandez and covered up for him when he continued to live the "thug lifestyle"

you mean the guy that just beat two murder charges?

sweet tautological logic
I'm calling bullshit.

Sounds about right. Urban Meyer is a scumbag.

He realized that today he would have been meeting the best American president we've even had if he hadn't chose a life of degeneracy.

>implying he wouldn't have been thrown back over the wall

Agree. But you're probably arguing with shills and/or the kind of dummies who think CTE is a real thing.

He had all the makings of a spectacular, potentially HOF NFL career. He had size and speed. He was more of a receiving Tight End than a blocker but he had fantastic athleticism for a guy his size. He was playing for the best Head Coach in NFL history and was catching balls thrown by the best QB in NFL history. If that wasn't enough he was playing opposite potentially the greatest TE in NFL history.

He was like a slightly worse version of Jimmy Graham but playing for a more competent team and would never draw the double coverage that Graham did in his heyday because Brady had so many other weapons to throw to.

He had already won a college championship and if he was able to keep his nose clean, would have been a two time super bowl champion at this point.

You mean in an American court system using high-priced lawyers? He must be innocent.

All white women wanted his superior cock. That's why most women are upset today. All women prefer Hispanic men. Just look at GirlsDoPorn. Girls fly across the country just to fuck a Mexican guy. They'd probably do it for free if they could.

Hernandez was a poser.

>I'm calling bullshit.
Why? He killed a guy and got sent to a maximum security prison, where you're constantly on edge because of other prisoners possibly beating the shit out of you and/or assraping you, and guards not giving a fuck about your safety.
He was probably shook as fuck after living that lifestyle and decided he couldn't hack it for another 40+ years.

You literally have to be caught red handed with DNA evidence to be convicted of murder in the United States if you can hire an expensive legal team. Even then you could still get off.

Had to swing by Sup Forums today knowing Hernandez would be memed heavily, you did not disappoint.

What if his friend was extorting him?

that sums it up well

Rumor is that he is part of a crime mafia family and that he was the hit man, been killing people since a teen. He continued to kill people during college and everyone knew he was a thug, but Urban Meyer protected him. Then he finally got caught.

>See OJ

What the fuck this is Brazil tier lol

How can anyone make the career choice of successful professional athlete to murderer?

Why is it always the TE's getting into trouble? Do the get so complacent because it's the easiest position in football.

chicano gang mentality

>more of a receiving Tight End
probably received too much and his end became not so tight if you catch my drift

His name is Brodan Scooby and he runs a podcast that feeds off the crumbs of Joe Rogan

yep, most likely

Murder/poser....pick 1 and only 1

Not necessarily saying he's innocent. Saying there is more to the story and I don't buy the 'suicide'

Please. He was an NFL tight end w/ heavy gang affiliations. He wasn't getting raped. That's mostly bullshit TV nonsense anyway. And what, he was in fed prison for like 3 years and THEN he decided to kill himself? Nah


Listening to Fox Sports radio now. Apparently his former agent just tweeted there was no way he would have killed himself.

This story is BULLSHIT. Hernandez was taken out.

I doubt he killed himself.

The guy just got acquitted of a double murder. This would help him very much in appealing his first murder conviction.

Then a few days after he kills himself? Why didnt he do it those years before the acquittal?

I think he was hated by people in the prison and the guards. Guards let a bunch of coons into his cell to choke him with a bedsheet. Make it all look like a suicide afterwards, nobody outside the prison would know the difference.

>I think he was hated by people in the prison and the guards.
I'm thinking much higher up than that.

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