/f1/ Formula 1 General - Doggo Edition Part 3

>Countdown to Russia GP:
F1Countdown.com

>Session times in your time:
F1Calendar.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 68 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 61 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 38 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 34 points
5. Max Verstappen 25 points

>News:
Nothing really

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no news about monger yet?
Also reminder 1 of 5

HEAVE HO UNNA

>2017
>Calling yourself F1 fan, despite not finding driver's sisters attractive

You filthy casuals are absolutely disgusting

WELL DONE NICK

ah fuck this isn't /afl/

ignore me lads

gud spords :D gars go fasd as fugg :DDDD

suomi never wins dough :DD

thumbnail looked like it was David Coverdale

>no news about monger yet?

Not really, I think it's basically sure he is potato

Maybe he can drive a two seater F1 car with Kubica after this

Kubica works the pedals and Billy steers. Perfect

Are you ready for me, Sup Forums?

I'll see you in the harbor...

Think Daryl is still monitoring this thread to see if we're up to any new and exciting shenanigans?

>He doesn't write erotic fanfics about them.

Get on my level senpai.
Of course it wasn't her as stories about a 17 year old would be illegal (not actually sure of the legality of written works) and any resemblance to real life was merely a coincidence.

She hasn't posted a new video on youtube in 2 weeks and deleted all but 6 pictures on her instagram account. I wouldn't be suprised if she became somehow aware of your art.

I think he's gonna get v&. Recommend he blur his house?

First of all I'd recommend to delete a certain 'Children' folder

>I think it's basically sure he is potato

they said he was full conscious when they extracted him from the car

i do believe that his legs are fucked up beyond repair though, maybe they'll have to amputate

>that weight saving
He'll be the future GOAT of F1

Who /gimi/ here? :D

Podium in Russia
for real this time

Rosberg base as fuck (and they even excluded mechanical failures)

2014 was an aberration.

Bottas WILL achieve 3 more poles, and 2 victories this year in the Memecedes, and this will crush the negro and expose him for being the car monkey he's always been.

I like those digits la

>77
confirmed

HAM seems mentally all over the show. Even normies are picking up on his behaviour, the crying over Nicole on Saturday night & his foolish penalty in Bahrain. Put this together he sacks his trainer. Honestly see HAM retiring if Bottas beats him this year. But where will he go?

Also quads why not

how many wins vettel will have this year?

...

For fuck sake.

I've literally renamed it to avoid doubt that it is "adult children of F1 related people"
I think from now on I'll just put them with their respected driver or team member in the overall WAG folder even if that isn't true. (Victoria is the only one at the current moment who is in the WAG folder)

Morecambe need a big goalie on the cheap for next season lad?

nice dubs

Nah we have a cheeky Aussie from Sydney who is pretty good.
Hair is a bit weird but he does alright.

>Due to the injuries sustained and despite every effort, Billy has sadly lost both his lower legs and now faces a huge challenge to recover and return to a full and active life.

justgiving.com/crowdfunding/billymonger23

He should make some mermaid porn and sell it on Clips4Sale or something.

FUGGGG :DDDD

although desu, I suspected his legs would be goners after that smash.

fuck
F

Jesus

;_;7

>Switch to hand controls
>Blood no longer rushes to feet during high G's
>Become F-Zero racer

Don't know what he is complaining about.

truly the next Zanardi

Noice
youtube.com/watch?v=kDpDYRkmmkA

>still prefer Wipeout desu

press F to pay respecds

I wonder how far up his legs were amputated. If it was near the hip he'd be Billy No Willy

Lower legs so it will be just below the knee.

and the kid is just 17, sad

So it is written in dubs.
So it shall be.

>FIA push for low noses because "it's safer"
>low noses result in driver losing his legs

he lost his legs because he drove into a gearbox at 150kph+ in a car with 30 centimetres of crumple zone.

I still don't know how to link posts from previous thread but someone asked.

>Does the pay TV broadcast have ad breaks like the free/poor person one?

I have cosmote tv which was called ote tv until recently.
No, no ads during the session or anything like that, including from 10 minutes before the start to awards ceremony etc, for both f1 and motogp. They talk over the press conference at the end, that's the only minor annoyance but who really gives a shit.

Honestly, they're pretty damn good as far as sports go. You got english, spanish, italian and german football league and champions league/europa league. Nba and atp tennis as well. They also have fomrula e, wrc and some other motorsport crap. I watch f1 and motogp only personally, football and tennis.

Their cinema stuff is garbage and I don't have it. Who cares these days, you just download whatever the fuck you want off the net for free.

BRING HALO IN NOW!

not blaming the other driver at all, but why was he going so slow? car failure?

Is this an Honda ad?

>muh laygs
xd

If I read well, he spun and just ended up in that position; they teach you to leave the track as soon as possible if you have a failure before even seeing the car so I don't think it's because he stopped for the sake of it

Why do red bull drivers have only the number 3 and why they stole even the font of dale?

>JUSTgiving.com

B I O N I C
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some guy on reddit said that nobody said Billy Monger's legs are gone and no motorsport news site reported such thing either

No it's fine, and anyone who hits you should be demoted to the b-team

t. Vettel

Kvyat got demoted because that incident ruined Ricciardo's race as well and that adding to the fact that he got beat by Ricky almost every session made RB demote him.

>inb4 that crowdfunding thing is a scam

He wouldn't have been demoted if Max wasn't in TR. Its all Max's fault. Fucking frog

well Verstappen is the best driver ever who is able to overtake cars in the rain with the by far best rain car so in hindsight it was the right decision

>Blaming Kyvat for Vettel's mistake
And honestly it was just an excuse to get Max in the car. Kyvat probably wasn't going upwards of beating Ricky in 2015 and AMX was worth more to keep.

inb4 Kyvat pulls a cheeky move to Ferrari, and wins a meme WDC

Pray for rain in Monaco

In my opinion the China incident was more Vettel's fault than Kvyat's but the Russia crashes, both, were Kvyat's fault 100%.

>implying Vettel didn't shave his ass and let the Helmut relieve old memorys

Post your reaction when Hamilton brakes his engine in Russia

Why do you expect that to happen

My reaction if Hamilton DOESN'T brake in Russia

Because god is challenging him to prove that he's still #blessed

TWAIN is there any /f1/ players in the Sup Forums roster for the next cup at all?

>if Vettel wins the WDC he's the 2nd most successful racing driver ever
>if Hamilton wins he's the 3rd most successful racing driver ever
neither of them deserve it tbqh

>implying Hamilton is not the most successful for being the first melanin enriched gentlemen to win

Mfw Amx would have lost his hand in this situation

a McHonda strapped onto a Ferrari would still finish higher than a regular one

y tho

I don't want to sound all edgy but it might have been better if he'd lost a couple of fingers - we might have had someone decent in the second Ferrari

it's the one """""German"""" Ricciardo fanbody who probably hates all his former and current teammates, especially Vettel

>someone decent
like who? Perez? Grosjean? Ricciardo? fucking Gio? lmao Kimi is still better than any of those

he isn't

you're overrating both Kimi and Vettel a lot there

>mommy, is this how cars are made?

So how long will it take Alonso to realize he's made a terrible mistake?

Will it be the first time he takes turn 1 at 220+ MPH and realizes he's going to have to make 800 of those turns throughout the race?

Maybe it'll be when he's in traffic and somebody sidedrafts him to get him loose?

Can't wait to hear his impressions about it, regardless.

Alonso doesn't react to making mistakes anymore after all the wrong decisions he made.

Fuck fuck FUCK I missed a fucking deadline I didn't know about.
If I'm unlucky that means my studies will drag on until next year's May instead of this November.
FUCK

well at least I still have my legs

what is it? 50 word essay?

Read that this morning, Jesus.
Do you gents think he will ever try driving again?
Will he return as Punished Billy and exact his revenge upon the types of cars and tracks that took his legs from him?
The F1 dream is over, but he could do what Zanardi does and kick ass to this day.

Contact some useless busybody (not one of the actual professor, I did that weeks ago).
I hope he still accepts me two weeks late, I mean it's more than half a year till finals

I think he'll do fine and enjoy it.
His first test day is coming soon, date is unnanounced still.

Alonso is a racer's racer of sorts. He reminds me of the guys who used to jump in anything, even if the circumstances are different here.
F1 proclaims they have the best drivers and I wouldn't disagree as road and street circuits are concerned, they've been focused on those their entire life, but there are many disciplines of racing and it's hard to say that being a master of one means you can do any of the other very different ones.


I'll reiterate though, Alonso will do just fine this May, I'm excited to see how he does.

seduce him with your jerry charm

Amx just always keeps his hands on the steering wheel when crashing. Supposedly on Jos' advice according to Binland.

>fanbody
Lel
>especially Vettel
Nah, I like Vettel. I just hate Vetteltards.
I only really hate Amx, but he's a great meme anyway.

but you associate Vettel fans with Germans and you make the mistake there
Vettel is popular all over the world while several Germans don't like/rate Vettel
and don't tell me you wrote that because I did

Do you lot think that with American owners at F1 we will see more F1 drivers at the end of their careers offered these big money one off races to see if they like the change? I see this as the CART era where you'd see former champs & veterans make the move to the US for a big money short term contract. May see some US boys make the move to F1 in a similar manner if they have the Super Licence requirements.

tl,dr US lads who would you like to see make one off races in F1?

Also will the current owners push for more US races? Which tracks have the possible room to upgrade to F1 requirements? Would you boys even go to a local F1 event?

>I think he'll do fine
Me too.

>and enjoy it.
That, I'm not so sure about.

I just hope he doesn't have shitty luck and eats a wall hard enough to fuck himself out of his remaining F1 years. Mad props to him for taking the plunge, though.

There's only one or two German Vettelfags though. And last time I even replied to one, he's made it obvious he was a Vetteltard. What's your point?

I'd love to see Scott Dixon compete, he's an incredible driver in general, but jumping into an F1 Car with little testing is a bad idea in general.
Michael Andretti was promised a lot of testing miles in 93 and never got them due to Mclaren's engine woes that off season. His season was horrible and he was paired with Senna, no faster way to demoralize a guy than to give no testing and have him wondering why he's half a second slower than his 3x WDC teammate. Senna didn't like the 93 Mclaren though either, take that how you will.

It also depends on who's car they would jump into, much harder to have a shot at an F1 depending on which car you find yourself in.

you're a Pole, aren't you?

Would you rather potato as a 7-time WDC or lose your legs before ever driving an F1 car?