>You now realize LeXplorer is surviving prison while an NFL player pussied out
You now realize LeXplorer is surviving prison while an NFL player pussied out
what did this guy do again?
one of them reduced their quality of life
Lex is finally getting laid
made a bomb threat on the internet
no one took it seriously
sperged out
reported himself to the police
got binned
KEK
Always count on an Aussie for bantz
I've been to prison faggot. I did a year. If I got life I'd kill myself too. That is a terrible life even if you're safe.
the most autistic thing on Sup Forums since Chris-chan
This just proves Sup Forumsartans are the toughest Sup Forums board
Baez was gonna get him off on appeal.
>reported himself to the police
>Occupation: Custodian
Pottery.
>spoonfeeding
fuck off yuropoor
>peanut dodson
Ray Curruth is still in prison, he been there now...10-15 years?
How long has he been in prison now?
When does lexplorer get out of jail?
Good question, last thing I heard he was teaching other inmates something and he found god?
Did you join a gang?
Was given 4 years, 11 months in September 2015.
so 2019 assuming he gets credit for time served prior to the conviction.
>reported himself to the police
what. so he wanted to be incarcerated?
redpill me on buttsex
is it a meme or real life?
Depending on the state's Good Time law he will probably only serve 2/3 of the sentence and be out by Christmas 2018
>Muh secret club
>reported himself to the police
romania forgot to mention that he was drunk
>got drunk
>shitposted about blowing up a school
>user probably posted at a reply "reported to FBI"
>his drunk ass panicked
>called police and said he was kidding about blowing up a school
>arrested
I remember that thread. Lex was actually a bretty guud guy on the internet. Autistic? Yes, but aren't we all? This is a/sp/ergers, the board
Meme
I know prison guards. Any butt sex going on is almost always voluntary.
If they get caught and other prisoners find out, they might say they were raped. But nah, 99% of it is voluntary.
>tfw forever associated with lex
Feels good Rutgers bro.
Shit person. Shit school.
Congrats.
He'll be devastated when he finds out that Sup Forums went to shit.
No, you'll forever be remembered as nappy headed hoes
Imus made us famous
and bellichek
>believing any board on 4chinks hasn't always been shit
>nappy headed hoes
>mike rice chucking balls at players
>ray rice KO
>will lose every B1G basketball game 100-60
>will lose every B1G football game 49-7
Is that real?
>go to jail for five years for a joke
>that's the face of your average american teenager
jesuschrist america what happened?
He is in Florida, So he will have to serve 85%, or 50 months. So that would be October 2019 minus the time he was in prison not bailed prior to conviction and sentencing.)
>teenager
dumb beaner
Americans don't fuck around.
you're the problem
yea i was a blood, a crip and also a latin king
why do you even post you retard
It is why we have low crime rates overall, and if you remove one class of us burgers, it really small.
We do kill each other a lot, but that due to it being a american passtime, and has been for centuries.
they beat mishitgan in their first b1g game kek and they beat ohio state and penn state in bball tho
ur NCAA knowledge is weak
t. herbstreit
>Be lawyer
>Have clients in florida
>passing on that state rule for good behavior
>called a retard
This is why Sup Forums is now below Sup Forums in shitty boards.
His letters if anyone is curios.
If you have time, please write him.
He is an idiot, but he is OUR idiot.
he's not in florida you cock sucking nigger loving faggot. fuck off
He was not going to beat the Mass AWB charge which carries ten years.
Nor was he going to beat the gun possession and ammo possession charge which carried 3-5 minimum each.
Nigga he was tried and jailed in Ohio
>what is the law of averages
Yes, I know they beat Michigan on a blocked FG with like 3 minutes left. Fans stormed the field. And I know they set a school record with most B1G wins this season, including a first round B1G tournament win. Doesnt mean shit, and they will continue to get BTFO in most sports for the foreseeable future.
letter 2
what do you think? :^)
youtube.com
Good god, if that's all you have to hold on to, maybe you should just hang yourself too.
yah but i was techinically correct and u were wrong so i win the internet argument faggot now suck my hoosier anus
irontontribune.com
Then what state is he in?
Of course you are going to damage control you anal non-virgin
how about you lurk moar before posting you faggot
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why the fuck would he make a bomb threat
>being this mad i'm smarter at NCAA than u
lmao faggot get some knowledge, then meet me in indianapolis so i can pound ur anus with a corn cob
Thanks m8
estrogen in water and food
Aha, I read it wrong. I thought the school was local to him.
In Ohio he would have to serve 3 years, 5 months.
gay as all fuck
No I only associates with Caucasians who were trying to do their time and gtfo
Real but all consensual
forgot about this..
Fucking newfag, kys
>finish off with an anti-semitic joke to make sure you dont get out early
Don't forget Simon city Royal too
Anytime
If you need his address:
Kyle Parramore
Prisoner #A719252
Noble Correctional Institution
15708 McConnelsville Rd
Caldwell, OH 43724
You can send preembossed envelopes (not stamps, or an envelope you put a stamp on...it had to be the dumb inked on stamps) or letters or anything
He's having a rough time, and it would help if he had some letters from Sup Forums
Cam Jewton is a trip/TwitSP guy we know
He put his real name at the bottom so I edited it out.
Because he was part of a group of shitposters who got constantly got bans on Sup Forums and ended up shitposting on Sup Forums and twitter
>can't have stamps in prison
why?
can be used to hide drugs underneath. suboxone strips, lsd tabs, powder, etc
IIRC, Cam Jewton also has the original USF/Rutgers poster
>lsd tabs
imagine being on LSD in a prison cell knowing you'll be there forever. :_:
cam also got catfished/cuck by a 16 year old mexican from california KEK
also used as currency
yeah that too, if you can wash the stamps.
also, any jail/prison i've been in, they simply cut off the stamp on incoming mail. i'm pretty surprised that this place wont.
ahh
didn't think of that, but then again, I try to avoid doing stuff that would make me go to prison.
he should kill himself desu
>p-pls tell me about the new iphone
what a faggot
So this lexplorer guy was a spee fellow? Could you me a quick rundown on him?
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Read the thread you stupid monkey
Sup Forums truly found a way...again
>brazil
>newfag
>dumb frog poster
yes, he shitposted in real life with a fucking sign at a college game that said something like
>2014
>losing to rutgers
surprised they don't have some sort of autism related defense you could somehow pull out of your ass, but then again, i'd imagine he probably he a shit tier public defender
>take a look at THIS
that fucking video killed my sides
4 Corner Hustlers Almighty Nation
actually hes in ohio where he made the threat
>This is why Sup Forums is now below Sup Forums in shitty boards.
leave. forever.
do i need any other data if i want to send a card from south america?
Thanks for posting these
He's not wrong, only newcancer disagree
except he literally is wrong in all of his posts. stay in yurope cuck.