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the beb edition

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tfw no gf

who else /listening to Allman Brothers/ here?

Bitch, I wanted to make another edition.

Who else /terrible relationship with dad/ here?

Whoa.... you're fast

Who else /great relationship with parents/ here

I ______ Denmark

My dad left us when I was like 3 or 4 so I don't really know him, i don't give a shit, though.

Want to succ

grab the bum of

Love

I dont talk with my dad much

we dont have a constrained relationship or anything, but usually nothing new has happened or he just reminds me we're dirt poor and I try to end the conversation

want to impregnate

sometimes I think my dad doesn't like me much but I wouldn't call it terrible

wanttogenocide

Pretty bad, I used to try to awkwardly force conversations with him but it never worked out well
Been too disgusted with him after finding out about his porn habits a few years ago to talk to him at all

yeah but girls fucking loved it back then, I had like 6-7 girls who asked me out. I use to have a jacket kind of like pic related and girls use to steal it from me and wear it and spray their perfume on it all the time.

elsker

tell us about his porn habits user

i have a petty good relationship with him
i've just done a lot of shit that he didn't approve of

Cuck stuff
The one I saw was a captioned image saying "the future of white husbands everywhere" and it's some trap in a chastity cage. Turns out he follows a lot of bbc blogs too

mail me your address and you shall receive a tasty treat within the next month


likemysecondprofile at gmail

make america great again

When is /cum/ converting to Islam?

fuck islam

wonder if he's acted any of that stuff out or if it's just a fantasy

i luv u!!
but you... why? ;_;

He is an alcoholic in denial. He would shout and start (verbal) fights with me and my mom throughout my childhood. He moved out about a year ago and I do not think he is worth pursuing a relationship with.

Are you always this rude? :c

Muslims should be forced to convert to Christianity.

when isis puts gun to my head

Post your voice reading this

Dunno, he is pretty whipped by my mom so it's possible I guess

>converting like a coward
>not dying a martyr's death

naw

This makes me sad

Give me a cute Arab gf and I will convert to Islam, Allahu Akbar brother

rudeness gets payed with rudeness

kys any time user
t. surviver

Is that Cairo, Illinois?

Yeah

I'm agnostic so I have no real imperative to not convert

>the 2 villains in overwatch are mexican
stop this racism

Is that Cairo, Egypt?

>Why yes, I will convert to Islam if a gun is put to my head instead of accepting Jesus into my heart and dying a martyr's death

Precisely actually

live to fight another day. even the disciples did it

Enjoy Hell

>accepting jesus
top kek

>hmm? why yes i do forget to also add the the fedora pic

Will do

>Racing to a red light

t. jesus

my parents aren't religious peasants so no

I'm going to marry the Asian qt and raise our hapa children as devout Christians

who else here is planning for deathbed repentance

Gonna stay agnostic unless I have some practical reason to convert

Hopefully, they will shoot up a Christian congress or something.

There is nothing wrong with hapas. Elliot just shows that there's a problem with MGTOW and /r9k/ tier thinking.

if there are big anime titties in heaven I will repent

brought my car to a mechanic

hopefully he is one of the mexicans here cousin or something and he doesnt fuck me too hard

If god is good they will judge me fairly.
If god is not good then why would you serve them.

overwatch has no villians who are you referring to? Reaper and sombra?

Sombra is a lone wolf who pretends to be aligned with reaper.

Widow and reaper are the closest thing to villians but they aren't really all bad, widow was brain washed and turned into the ultimate sniper by slowing her heart rate down as much as possible through experiments (which is why shes blue) and brain washed to assassinate her own husband.

The Russians are probably the closest thing to actual villians in the game though, they are pro-genocide of omnics despite their leader working with omnics. Sombra also happens to control their leader and likely are going to be using Zarya to steal the doomfist and attack numbani

Why does /r/hapas exist, then? Why are they basically a meme?

Because there are pathetic virgin men of every race.

I will send you 3 psychic dollars (PSD) if you convert to my new religion.

They seem to be the loneliest and saddest mixed raced people out there

>computer can't run 3 somewhat complicated windows at once
*tapes phone where 3rd window used to be*

I didn't even know about hapas until yesterday when I discovered that hapa tiger youtube channel or whatever.

Jesus christ they are a pathetic bunch, I feel bad for them but they kind of bring it on themselves to an extent.

>tfw not smart enough to be Catholic, the most a e s t h e t i c religion

>tfw no catholic Russian girlfriend

How does that convert to USD?

I wonder, what is like to be an Asian male?

stop making sense

1 PSD == Infinity USD

this little old lady i do work for is gonna take me to her catholic church on memorial day for a barbecue
kind of excited, maybe there'll be some qts there

I'll give it a think after doing some more research on these "PSDs"

stop that's haram
this is a one time deal

I can't tell if you're making fun of me or complimenting me

>Catholic Russians

Who are the best mixed race people?

Anglo-French

youtube.com/watch?v=RqFgtYrw4J8

Terry is literally /ourguy/ god bless this man

I am

Hapa girls are very cute

>best mixed race people
>mixed race
>best

Terry scares me

...

Best at what? Black male + white female hapas tend to dominate sports. white/asian females (specifically slavic + asian) are probably the most attractive.

That's not what a hapa is you dumb nigger

he's a genius

D:

both

wow rude

Its literally just a few hundred autists

we should do this to leafs in cum

oh


thanks... jerk

Lmao

>tfw no girlfriend