What's the most illegal thing you have done? Were you caught?

What's the most illegal thing you have done? Were you caught?

>bored

I've only done minor shop lifting like candy, nail clipper, stealing parts from something that I needed but didn't want to buy the entire thing. Never caught. My life is vanilla.

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>cANDY

Drank alcohol under aged. Was not caught

>worked at a drug store
>registers had a funny way of activating gift cards
>figured out you could scan a gift card for a sale, it would activate, then reboot the register and there was no record of the activation
>activate between 2-400 in gift cards every shift
>in all got away with $50k-ish

Were they the credit card ones that could be spent anywhere?

Acid. I was never caught.

Taking some steroids.

I did all sorts of them for variety and to blend the transactions into the background.

visa, american express, AMC, Amazon, Subway, Best Buy, you name it.

this one time, I smoked a weed.

tell no one.

>Im serius

Lsd, weed, shrooms, dmt, cocaine, underage sex, assault, only time i've talked with police is when i got a ticket last year

Consuming drugs, breaking into a abandoned school, transporting small amount of weed, never caught.

I killed 6 women over the course of three years.

Draino-Bombing a policeman’s yard, throwing a draino bomb in someone’s house

Ive also taken steroids. 2 weekly injections of 250mg of test E with Aromex as an AI and Nolva only PCT. I did that roughly a year ago and I stopped working out some time after PCT and I still look way better than I did before and experienced no side effects. It took me from 160 pounds with some fat, to 190 pounds of all muscle, and right now im at 170 with significantly less fat than before. I ended up feeling like I went through puberty twice. fuck yeah.

How is DMT? Do you need to be really mentally strong to handle it?

I smoked with friends once and got caught by the man whose house we were smoking by. He was threatening to call the cops but we knew he wouldn't
>mfw even though we were sure he wouldn't our paranoid asses walked around the entire neighborhood for an hour to avoid being seen

>Assault, theft, several hate crimes
>Assaulting a police officer, weed, drunken driving, driving without a license

One small charge against me now, otherwise never caught.

Um, does nobody else see this?

Deets, please.

Hats off to you for fighting back on the popo

I have sex with my a horse.

Didn't I tell you to stop spamming these threads, LEA?
You don't need to know everything.

no evidence, probably user just talking

Not sure if the proper charge would actually be assault tho.
It was a riot and they were going loco, i threw a huge chunk of ice in the face of a woman officer before i was peppersprayed and fled the scene scared for my life yo

Not guilty of any of these but been charged for:
1. Obstruction of justice
2. Misdemeanor Marijuana
3. Felony Coke
4. Domestic Violence

I was jailed for 1 day for 3 & 4.

Broke a beer bottle over someones face. Then punched and kicked him repeatedly while he was down. Broke his skull right under the eye so he had to have surgery on his face. Got caught. Did 12 days in jail, 2 months of house arrest, 13 weeks of anger management classes, 2.5 years of probation.

What's it liked to be jailed for a day? I imagine it's not much different of a feeling than a long day at work.

Fucked 4 of my sisters friends who ranged from 11-13. No.

Arson, never caught.

>implying if I ever did anything seriously illegal I'd write it here and leave a record
This is how retards get caught; because they can't keep their fucking mouth shut.

Anyway, got caught shoplifting in a supermarket once in middle school. It was embarassing as fuck.
I haven't stolen anything ever since.I think it's been over 8 years.

That's even better, since you didn't do it in cold blood

Dude. Yes.

Depends on the jail. Frustrating and comfortable, or frustrating and uncomfortable have been my two experiences. By a "day" I meant 18 hours total incarceration for each.

Unsure what the most illegal thing I've done is, but it'd probably be drugs or trespassing. Never caught for anything. Funnily enough though, I was doing both of things one time and had to run away from the cops.

Green text please

I killed a man .. 20 years ago ...

>oh this guy wrote he smoked weed once, let's get em bois!

Not the same guy, but I was jailed for about 36 hours once and it was absolutely nothing. They didn't even get around to processing me and making me change into a jumpsuit before I was back out. I basically just took a real long nap. Met a pretty cool guy there that sold me a lot of weed later.

Kinda. Just imagine work, but everyone wants to buttfuck you regardless if you want to or not.

dubs are spoken

>I smoke weed a couple of times and didnt liked it or got caught.
>Did some shitty graffiti (but in a abandoned wall not someone's else house)
>Stole a lot of food in school
>Masturbate in my work's bathroom (I work in an airport)

Actually nothing really ilegal or something...

in reno? just to watch him die?

>confirmed never been to jail

You're thinking of prison, but that would still be an exaggeration. Dolt.

no ... in Bosnia ,, it was blood debt

armed robbery. Wasn't gonna use the weapon but the person grabbed onto the car and wouldn't let go while i was trying to drive away. Let go real quick with a gun in their face.

I already know I'm a piece of shit

Hello FBI!

I've never done anything illegal! :)

>What's the most illegal thing you have done?
Nice try FBI.

I haven't been found guilty in a court of law, but my "crimes" are:

>DUI
>Possession/Use/Dealing of Schedule 1-5 Narcotics
>Terroristic Threatening
>Shoplifting
>Littering
>Speeding and Reckless Driving
>Hit and Run
>Destruction of Private/Public Property
>Drunk in Public
>Disturbing the Peace
>Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor

And probably some other stuff I'm forgetting.

What parts?

How much was ur lawyer

As if i would incriminate myself by posting actual evidence.

Give a girl walking down the road a ride. Pull a gun on them and have them cuff their ankles and wrists then blindfold and gag them. Took them back to my house, pull into the garage and shut the door. Take them inside and chain them to my bed. I did whatever I wanted to them at that point but I especially liked electrocuting them. Shock their nipples, put a rod in their cunt, in their ass. When they scream I crank the voltage up. Fuck them in the ass while choke them until they pass out. I had okkne girl as long as two months. A couple just died on me while I was having fun. Most were strong enough to endure it but eventually they would become numb and shell shocked. It's just no fun if they don't scream so I'd put a water heater saucer under them and hang them in my basement. Disposal is easy when you live in the country. Animals do the work for you.

I once ate an entire bag of after dinner mints before lunch.

Was jailed for a few days and im currently under investigation.

Swedish jail was not that harsch, except for the first night of hunger and coldness. I spent the first 20 hours in a small super cold, very bright cell, 14 of those hours was with the leader of scandinavias largest national socialist organisation.
He got the mattress, so sleeping on the cold floor when you haven't ate for like 16 hours sucks. The last 1½ day was in another cell, with a small bed and TV.
Would be OK and maybe brebby guud if you could just read, watch TV and work out, but i felt that the anxiety of being locked up and maybe prosecuted really made it hard to enjoy it.
Also the food sucked.

did you learn anything from anger management?

Blew up a car, robbed a kiosk, sold heavy narcotics, forged signatures and sold cars that were stolen, sold other stolen goods, got stabbed while stabbing a guy, made moonshine and sold it.
List goes on. Yes I got caught, 4 years and 3 months in the can.

How old were you?

Regular shit mostly.

>Underage sex (Both of us)
>Various drugs
>Trespassing
>Driving without insurance (UK - required)
>Street drifting

Only one I was actually worried about was getting a bit too carried away drifting on some pretty dead tyres, had to drive half an hour home on two completely bald tyres.

In the UK you get 3 points and a fine per tyre so that could've ended badly for me.

I once smoked a cigarette inside the Congress theater, after chicago banned indoor smoking.

>Got stabbed while stabbing a guy

Fucking what? Gonna need an explanation on that lol

Damn, can you get any more luckier?
>trips
Fuck my life

21/22

seriously >>

Sure faggot

That's why I said SERIOUSLY illegal.
As in, no one's gonna fucking tell you they killed someone/robbed a bank/whatever.

The most you'll get is stoner faggots and people who stole something and got away with it.
Unless it's someone writing from an unprotected public wifi who's feeling cocky.

>I hope you fucking die you piece of shit

You must be Polish.

So hes the leader of a socialist group but didnt offer to share the matress?

i just told you i killed a man

If both of you were minor how is it illegal?

>had to drive half an hour home on two completely bald tyres
Aka every Friday night driving home from the meet down at the burger joint.
Practically driving on nothing but cord. Sending sparks down the road.
Been pulled over probably 6-7 times, only get tickets or a warning.
>uh shit officer my tires shed some rubber on the highway, guess they were too old or smth
Different laws here so they can't do crap.
But I did get caught in the act doing a burnout so badly my tires dug a 2 inch hole in the tarmac. That cost me about 800 pounds in Swedish cash. But the crowd was happy!

no it will make you mentally strong

Was drunk as shit, pulled a knife on a guy and stabbed the sucker in the arm.
To my surprise he also stabbed me in the fucking waist.
He ran, I got caught.
Nope, Swedish/Finnish

Sure dude, the feds are in this very thread writing down IP adresses, you're totally right.

violating city curfew, trespassing on railroad property and throwing fireworks and rocks at passing trains. shooting shotguns and rifles in a summer camp. never caught.

I bet 500 SEK you drive a Volvo 740 kek.

well they need more than stupid post to prove anything

might try

Destroyed 3 police cruisers right next to the station. Thermite/plaster brick (google it) on the hood right over the engine with sparkler wrapped in magnesium ribbon. Light and run.

I was young and angry over a bullshit speeding ticket. Never got caught, made the local news.

Very jealous! They're crazy about it in the UK, I always keep a tyre guage in the car if I'm gonna be driving the tyres on the street.

Close, Volvo 945 turbo. Probably gone through 150+ sets of rear tires on my baby.

I rode freight trains and stole food to survive from 2011-2015. Only got caught shoplifting twice. #feelssplendidmylord

>went to club
>coat went missing
>steal someone else's coat
>feel guilt
>return coat to the club the next day
>go to the cops
>report my coat stolen

Dont be jealous. You know that animal inside you wants it too. Your just not man enough to make it a reality. The best was a Mexican girl I picked up on her way to work at McDonalds. She was a good Catholic girl and a virgin. She begged me not to rape her. She didn't want to lose her virginity while being raped. I said sure no problem. I got a broomstick, broke it in half and smeared icy hot all over it. I rammed it up her pussy and shredded her hymen like it was tissue paper. She didn't stop screaming for hours. Luckily her asshole was available. When I pushed my dick all the way into her ass she screamed into that gag so hard her nose bled and she pissed herself. Feeling her loose control of her bladder was so hot I came in her ass without even moving.

I pushed my mom away to avoid so shed stop hitting my body and she endes up calling the cops, antogonizng me, and I went to juvie for 3 days and 2 nights

Retard is just telling story of robert Pickton. Move along faggot, time to get off the computer and go outside

What's your review on it

Here in Swedistan they are chill for the most part. We do after all have a huge car culture, just check out Stockholm Open

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If the cops can't shut that down.. well they don't stand a chance with small local meets.

Kek

Imported large quantities of mdma,cocaine and pills

Yeah I know the kind of shit you guys get up to! I live in a pretty quiet area in the UK, only have one friend that's into cars and we can only afford MX5s, but we stick at it! Not many meets round here either, have to drive a couple of hours usually.

>stockholm open
>suicide evo

Probably the sickest street racing vids on youtube.
Fucking hell. If that happened here in Murica there would be 50 squad cars, 3 helicopters and a fucking armed vehicle chasing them.
Sweden? Like one fucking old Volkswagen bus..

Actually I used kemper's technique for abduction. It worked well for him so why not me? I can definitly say it works well.

what chepa cars are good for some fun drifts?

not what you said earlier

*set up meetings for stolen properties
*sold al kind of drugs
*Sold 1kg of cannsbis (buyer got caught)
*amphetamine use
*drunkdrive without licens
*used steroids
*forced a feminism to suck my dick

Never got got in trouble with police.

does being anally and orally fucked by a grand dane count?
well i guess it depends on the location
he was having a great time tho if thats anything
...well then again i did enjoy it, otherwise i wouldnt have done it all the time

>MX5
Nice, fun and cheap cars though. Nothing wrong with that.
We prefer old Volvos instead for that cheap, rwd fun but I can get behind your choice.

What technique

>used steroids
lol why is that included in this list

Did graffiti for about a decade, never got caught. Purchased and consumed some very illegal drugs over the years. Never caught.

I'm not much of a 'lets go do illegal shit' kind of person though.

Tough Monday