Roast me my friends

roast me my friends

do ur worst

no

pls

you disappoint Sup Forums

Id roast you but I'd throw out my back putting your fat ass in the oven.

Seriously Boogie, why haven't you fucking shot yourself for being an overweight manchild cuck? Would it be because the fat around your head protects it like fucking Kevlar? I'm surprised your wife hasn't filed a missing persons report for your penis.

I'd tell you to stick a gun barrel in your mouth but you'd probably eat the bullets like tic tacs.

I would roast you but I don't think they make ovens big enough.

A curing oven would hold him. At least it would cure the cancer that is OP

That's softer than OP's dick, and he hasn't seen it in 20 years

Fuck you and your roast. Something your waifu isn't doing for your benefit. As in she'd rather fuck a roast.

lol good one

I'd say hang yourself but you'd probably collapse you're whole house or bridge

lol i'm invincible

it's often not as bad as it seems

Your heart and arteries say differently

nothin' wrong with them

Post pics of your meds then fat ass.

no meds lol

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I call bullshit. You look like you weigh 400+, clearly you have diabetes and other shit.

i'm 22. when i image search it it came up beard lol

no meds dood get me some pains but i dont doctors

You have got so much fat on your face it's making your eyes close you slob.
You look like you just got stung by a bee and you're allergic to bees you fat jap

Go back to r/roastme you piece of shit knockoff-chinese boogie 2988 ripoff

original dude

>knows subreddits
why don't yuo meet me there?

>lord of the rings necklace ring
kek

no

>Boogie,
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