Loli Thread my dudes other one reached it's image limit

Loli Thread my dudes other one reached it's image limit

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZrPiE77zMsM
youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子
youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to
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Gonna redo my story here...

>Be me 5 years ago
>~17
>Cool catholic friend that I had known since I was 6 invites me over
>HELL YEAH man
>I head over and we play with our PS3 for a few hours
>His mom grabs him to go run some errands
>We hate it but in the long run it was a blessing
>10 minutes into him being gone his QT 3.14 8 year old sister comes in..
>At this point the only ones home are Her, her baby sister, Older 19 year old brother upstairs and Me..
>She comes in and sits infront of me trying to get attention..
>I shove her out of the way and continue playing CoD World at War

Cont???

ye

I'll add a picture that looks like her in the next post
I should give a description..
>short cute red head with freckles and glasses
>The cutest voice ever


now the story...
>She gets all fake teary-eyed and I get up to "Comfort" her as I could see through her bullshit..
>After I give her the attention she wanted she instantly seems cheery and happy again..
>I continue playing my game and THIS time she sits right on my lap and starts bouncing on me whinging: "STOP - IT - AND - PLAY - WITH - ME
>Almost instant diamonds..
>She notices and asks me why my pants are poking her
>Almost die from laughter because she's so innocent
>I tell her it's a boy's private parts and they get hard when he feels good
>She takes this the wrong [or right] way and continues to bounce on me saying: "DOES - THIS - FEEL - GOOD?"
>I am diamonds at this point and me being a beta cuck at the time tell her i need to pee and go to the bathroom and jerk off to a picture of her...

Cont?

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can you post some specific examples of people being arrested for possession of lolicon in the US/UK/Aus?

no

That's fucking pathetic, did she have boobs?

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yep.continue.

You probably mean Germany/UK/Aus
US is legal

Pic related.. I found on Google it looks a lot like her...

>I return to my room and she's stolen my game
>I run up to her yelling at her
>I rip the controller out of her hands and move her out of the way
>She starts fake crying again LOUDER this time...
>Her older brother [Calling him Micheal] came in as asked what was going on
>I explained what happened and he understands and simply walks back upstairs...
>She doesn't give up at this point and begins toying with my pants again
>"Are you feeling good again user"?
>I become diamonds again very quickly
>I tell her to stop and she asks why
>I say "Because doing stuff like this is for two adults that are married"
>I only say this because she's catholic and if her parents find out I would die
>She is confused but understanding
cont?

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no nigger

forums.redflagdeals.com/japan-no-longer-safe-lolicons-man-arrested-possession-3d-cg-lolicon-1365327/8/

myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=302605&show=20

youtube.com/watch?v=ZrPiE77zMsM

Anyone have a good manga they'd like to post?

sauce? I feel like there's a reference here im not getting

cont

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The "Chua" character from the game wildstar (crap game but the chuas are cute.

>I can't get rid of my boner so I do something stupid
>I ask her if she wants to see how I make myself feel good
>She seems confused but replies yes
>I pull her into her room
>She asks what I'm going to do
>I un-button my pants and begin pulling them down and she is worried at first
>I tell her everything is okay there's nothing to be scared of
>I pull my pants down and she stares at my boner through my pants
>She asks: "What now?"
>I pull my boner through my underwear and she gasps at first then giggles and says "It looks funny" [My dick was average back then at around 5 inches and normal looking]
>I start instantly stroking it and sit on her bed..

Cont?

no dammit.

Literally fuck off this is a loli thread buddy

Is that Kotori/Efreet from DATE A LIVE ?

cont plx

this is highschooler fanfic author levels of cringe

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No. Fuck off. seriously.

Let's call her Cathy btw
>I ask her to touch my dick
>She reluctantly touches it and giggles some more
>I am close at this point so I back off
>I ask her to pull her skirt up and show me her panties
>She complies and shows me her cute red and blue polka dot panties
>I am VERY close now
>I Bring her close to me and ask her to lick my dick
>She licks it in small burst a bit confused as to why she's doing it
>"Doesh this pheel gewd?" she asks
>I just kind of moan and say "Mhm-hmm"
>I cum in her mouth and she pulls away coughing slightly
>"It tastes weird" she says in happy way
>I tell her it felt great and we never really did stuff like that again but she turned out cute she's about 15 now and very sexually open and talks to me every now and then [we keep to regular conversation now though]

I don't know if I should bring up that day to her.. But I was great at the time..


Pic related is close to what she looks like now..

tryhard wanting to be the next swim teach.

Keep going

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more jelly rape

new fag not realizing green texts have been around for years

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thread is dying

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yeyeyeye

>My dick was average back then
nigger your dick doesnt keep growing once youre 17 fucking lying piece of shit

Well that was an anti-climax

Your body stops growing at around age 24 lad


Real life isn't climatic my boy.. I wish it was like a porn video I could have done some weird shit with her..

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Sauce pls

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tentacle?

ok

dickhead advertises to Sup Forums how he failed to impress a chick and is now totally friendzoned but doesn't realize it.

It’s time, faggots. Roll for lolis!

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>impregnating
>scat
everyone knows a loli can't scat because they are too young to die.

>Real life isn't climatic my boy.. I wish it was like a porn video I could have done some weird shit with her..
you dumb mother fucker, girls are more mature than boys. She only pretended to not know what was going on because it seemed to work.

YOU BLEW IT.

and now she's just remembering you as the dumbass she wanted to take her virginity instead of the (probably 5 year older) dude she settled on.

You're pathetic.

Rollo

rollin

To be honest, the more poetic sounding you make these type of stories the less convincing it is. You have to make it sound more like a testimony. Otherwise it sounds like 50 shades of autism.

>everyone knows a loli can't scat because they are too young to die.

A loli falls in love with her oniichan.

Unable to confess, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of INCEST.

FINDS

He's posted this story in 3 other threads. Everyone knows he's full of shit.

FINDS A WAY
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A WAYFINDS
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FINDS A WAY

KEIT-AI FINDS A WAY

Already a thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

>Kirino
>loli

Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.

youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

roll

Lol jealous salty fag

roll

while we are doing story time i can tell about the time i had a chance but didnt take it...
>watching sister's 2 kids and their 2 friends
>all under 10
>my niece and her friend are pretty cute
>in front room watching TV while they off being rowdy
>cute friend comes up yelling "omg he just pulled his pants down" about her brother while she is dying of laughter
i thought very hard about it and was about to say something and make a joke about it and go from there
but then i pussied out

if there wasnt so many of them there i would have but 4 was too many, i couldnt think of a way to get her away from them without seeming suspicious lol
>i regret my decision

hhh

Bump

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rolling rock

>a
Moar infant

I called the cops on you.

rawl

Roll.

More toddlers

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vocaroo.com/i/s0NZXAzq4IMQ
hi friends

God I miss my babysitting days.

Fuck off, reroll.

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Omg.

Jesus Christ.

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All pedos deserve death you guys are disgusting sad excuses for human beings Jesus christ

some of these guys are fucked up but not all lolicons are as fucked up as these few

Call me a newfag, but was not expecting that voice saying REEE

>Taking the Lord's Name in vain

you are the real scum, insolent pig

Swimanon pt 2?

something something if i had one

Roll

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