A wild nigger bursts into the room. You must defend yourself with whatever you can reach RIGHT NOW

A wild nigger bursts into the room. You must defend yourself with whatever you can reach RIGHT NOW.

What do you have?

a 9mm pistol is right in front of me....so that

I get to try and fend off a wild, hostile animal with my sick ass vape. I'ma sue its family for it ruining my mod- muh clouds bruh

Is it loaded though?

yes

Buck 119 and Glock 19...

A job application.

I live!

My AK.

roll
this could have been a roll thread

Rollerino

Guitar

roll threads are for brainlets

this is a thread about being prepared for anything, even wild niggers

reroll

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cock n balls

Toilet roll. Because I only ever lurk on Sup Forums when I'm taking a shit

A juul, a water bottle and a pencil

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loaded s&w 9mm. 16 in the clip, 1 in the chamber......
bring it niggaaaa

My excellent negotiation skills.

pathetic

Skyrim for Switch

Jar of shrooms and a ps1 controller

a cup? lighter? headset? cigarettes? d vitamin? a few other cups? uh guess im fucked