I'm breaking sobriety rn and am drunk. requests?

I'm breaking sobriety rn and am drunk. requests?

Smash toes in door

Just one moment sir thank you for your patience

Me shrunk tooo lesh hold eshuva up

I did it and tried to make video and am very dumb so I couldn't. I couldn't get much leverage so I didn't do much damage but I hurt my big toe and Drew blood

Fuck you

Didn't happen
>Op is fag

Stop drinking

Go to sleep

You are right I didn't draw blood I just bruised it a lil

No don't want to

Shrunk and hom err shomo err bonemo shekual?
Naaah, shesh a poofta

I'm not a poofta I'm a grill

I can show boobs tits gtfo anything the world is your oyster requests

Pussy pics?

My pussy is a temple I can do asshole but i got a couple of massive hemroids

Is it too late for tits?

Nah but I could use a few more requests

go outside and cry in the fetal position for being such a bitch

You don't want to do that. I'm coming off a really bad drinking binge. it never ends well.

I've never really had a problem it was more insob (involuntary sobriety) because I'm under 21 and I found some salvage vodka.

I put on bright eyesand its very cold so shouldn't have no problem doin that. Now I'm just waiting for the rain to come

>I'm under 21 and I found some salvage vodka.
first of all, don't drink if it's illegal. second, wtf is "salvage vodka"

how long sober did you have?

sounds like cheap rotgut

It's not ilegal to drink just to buy. It's a decade old 1.75 liter bottle of raspberry Smirnoff I found in my uncle's garage so yeah salvage I guess

Alcohol cuck

ass?

Ass.

Idk I think smoked weed like 6 weeks ago. Haven't drank in like 3-4 months

Timestamp tits?

shit on the floor

not this

K

I don't got one ready, i am sorry should have come earlier!

Ok, spread em, let's see what you got.

Yeeaaahh baby!
What's between those legs?

why not just invite someone over to do stuff with?

So you're a trap?

Traps are gay, bad traps are super gay

this. i'm no longer interested

cut your fingers off

Patiently wait one moment sir I need to go more thoroughly wipe my ass

Depends on your definition of trap, Am I trans? yes. Am I passable? No.

That makes you a shitty trap.
"My pussy is a temple"
Fucking die already, why do you put everyone through having to deal with you?

I would do anything for you, but I won't do that. :(

Dussy (dick pussy)

Denis (dick pussy)

That's called a dick you disgusting fuck

Ow feelings hurty

Observe its entrance and it's exit. Then bask in its glory

Sup Forums is full of more traps than a poachers garage.
Devo dog
KYS

No. you kill my self.

Has anyone tried drinking fermented vegetable brine? I heard that can maybe give you a buzz

Show us your tits

Nope you are a poofta
A reciever of shit chute cock.
No wonder you r a drunk, unhappy within your own body.
Eva dun pig ona spit?
U r half way there, pig

So like pickle juice? Im on spironolactone so I've got a pickle fetish so that sounds pretty cool tho. I'm not really much of an alcohol person I'm more into the psychedelics.

I read this and I came.

I did bitch

Sob, you are sooo hurtfull, damn your cock and balls ‘pussy’

Sauerkraut in particular

kys

And u r cheap too?
R u attracted to dogs as well?

Sounds like good hobo drinks. Right up my alley. For real has anybody tried this? Salty alcohol is a strong craving.

Now it sounds like you are the one cumming.

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Damn sir, you have bested me in this field of battle. Let me drop my Pants and bend to the might of your gracious cock

Ily

OP is coherent for a ‘drunk’
Engage the masses, normalise your cock recieving, dog fucking life style, wipe cum from mouth.
Justify position to the world to attempt verification.
Justify deviate life style.
Find solace amoungst own kind only and feel accepted.
Again kys, sooner the better

Damn I’m never gunna get this 30 seconds of my life back,
Bye, pillow biter, die slowly. But when you do, be assured your parents were sooo proud of you.
Not.

how long had you been sober??

*Sips Tea*

Why do you only shave your left goose egg?

My dead parents were self righteous cucks, kinda like you. Kill my self.

It's a fashion statement

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I lost you silly bitches

I will do mildly harmful/ extreme/sexual things requests requests all around probs last calls

More pucci?

>I will do mildly harmful/ extreme/sexual things requests requests all around probs last calls

Stick objects in ass

Probably like 4 months I've been doing much more harmful things than drinking in those months so its really nbd

This

Sharpie in pooper?

Is this a request or a statement sirs?

Personally, mine was a request to see just that delicious hole of yours, but you can do objects in ass, if you'd like.

They died of shame?

Probably.

I've got a sharpie a glass dildo a buttplug (w/ tail attachment because u know the dogfucking people were right on lmao)I andsodypop can are u ready for this boy? Also cuter clothes and underwears because trap if anyone wants me to migrate to a trap thread I can do that if there is one.

Homos r < 1.5% of the population, that makes traps bout .5% at best, very best.
All this means of course, if you kill your self, no one will notice, no one

Nobody dies in their own perception. We just travel. Idk tho I haven't found out yet. Good luck to you on your journey tho sir.

I'll say that I can't wait for the results ;)

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Why does everybody assume I'm suicidal? I mean I am but people here have the strangest assumptions

Sup Forumsro, don't do it. Believe me, it's not worth it.
Source: am x3 suicide survivor.

Definitely
But you r a deceptive lowlife who will go from ‘boyfriend’ to ‘boyfriend’ looking for love but used by all as an empty out, a cum receptacle for hundreds, a submarine full of semen who will be too frightened to fart lest you follow thru.
Kys, even if you die painfully it will be far less stressfull than what you are gunna go through if you live on.
Kys, you know it’s for the best, your ‘dead’ parents will thank you.

I survived hanging myself slitting my wrists and od'ing and I'm only 18 so trust me I know. I haven't been actively suicidal in like 3 years and I'm pretty well medicated now so I'm fine but thank you so much for your concern

I prefer girls actually lol. I only like dudes for attention and money. Kill myself.

No no no not assume suicidal,
WANT you to be suicidal, go into the light, it’s for the best

I came AGAIN

More traps than Thailand(trap nation)