You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Americunt

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Americunt

> my country doesn't elect idiotic TV celebrities as their head of state

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someone sounds jealous to not be apart of the greatest shit country there is

My IQ is over 30

My BMI is under 50

My country doesn't ban Kinder eggs but sells guns to anyone

I use money that doesn't get wet or tears

i am 80% nordic.
rest is SLAV lol

I can see my penis

My country's healthcare is paid by taxes

My country rides kangas to school

dd/mm/yyyy

i don't get shot by going outside

I dont get ripped off by my ISP provider.

I find this rather unfunny. Oh wait, now I am an "Americunt".

fuck that warning for assault in the bin is a ripper cunt

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Yeah naahhh mate i’ll Bash yeh head in mate yeah nah

>not having a TV celebrity as head of state.
Sad

Chek'd, me too!

Gun-laws in my country are kinda shity.

No niggers tho.

I'm not retarded and use the metric system

cops don't carry guns

lol

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That leaves out Europe. Nippon?

>that image
TOP KEK

They deserve to be out bred by kebabs.

my national identity is not based in race or religion

I love to talk extensively about America and ignore more own nations problems

i talk with an accent

Gday cunts, whats are you poofters up to in here?

Trump isn't idiotic in the slightest. He intellectually dominates literally anyone he has been interviewed by. You talk about intelligence while in the same sentence regurgitating this really shallow MSM propaganda. Think for yourself please, turn off the TV.

ITT: buttmad furrners jellus dat emprawr cheeto nuked there meaninles cuntree

Oh yes, please tell us how he has "good words, the best words"...

Sandniggers raped my country

bump

Meat pie is literally the only good food

mate

>trying to force this meme outside of Sup Forums
Europoor detected

Slavic throat fucking squad

I can spell the word 'colour'.

TRIGGERED

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my country knows the difference between spaghetti and noodles

this is how people talk. this is what it sounds like to not be a puppet reading a script. sure he doesn't sound like the queen of england but fucking hell you pretentious cunt, its the meaning of what he says, not how he says it which is important.

This reminds me from always sunny where Frank tries to commit suicide

i live in the land of the maple syrup.

America is the continent not the country

I'm white

QUADDDDDDDD

Imagine the shitstorm if Kim Kardashian becomes the first female president...Hillary's gonna lose her goddamn mind.

We have kinder eggs now. Didn’t live up to the hype tbh.

Well that would be kinda appropriate.

First the mindless baboon. Then the negro representant. Then the retarded cheeto. That leaves room for the negro whore, it would sure keep representing 'murilards correctly.

I have never had sex with a family member

I let my wife get raped by immigrants

Too bad the us is only number one in prisons and corn anymore.

>You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Americunt

my country had terrorist attacks before 2001.

I don't have to pay for healthcare. Which is helpful really as I am currently undergoing chemotherapy for Hodgkin's Lymphoma.

SWEDISH!!!

amirite?

Still believing in tlwhat FOX says. Sure your shitty nutrition system doesnt help your brain in processing proteins right, so brainwashing you must be really ez as fuck.

I'll cum in your fuckin' mouth ya cunt.

And honour and flavour and through!

nope that's called North America and South America. dumbfuck

America is just a shortened version of the United States of America. This is not a hard concept to grasp, faggot.

And military...let's not forget the military.

I only know one person of colour.

You non-Americans will NEVER know the joy of picking up a raver slut, downing a Double Gulp, and fucking all night long like hyperactive bunnies.

>I enjoy gay buttsex with niggers and mudslimes
>I identify as a non-binary-gender-free pansexual
>I only eat gluten-free vegan food & drink soymilk
>I think metal is the pinnacle of modern music
>i don't believe in silly archaic religious nonsense
>I support democratic socialism & antifa
>i'm an individual, free-thinker & humanist
i feel sorry for american. it's like you are unaware of how stereotypically redneck you act and blissfully unaware that the entire world laughs at you

It never stops snowing here.

My country does not allow guns and therefore has no mass shootings.

Amerifats are all mixed, there are no true white people in America

America did not invent 'raving'. You will never know what an actual rave is like you dumb disney bitch

I'm white

Lol your military lost against some vitnamese peasants.

Do you people actually drink those things? Oh my fucking god I thought that was some stupid caricature kind of thing. No wonder your country is dying

roll

My country isn’t owned/dictated by a few of the richest

Oh and we dont pay for going to College or university, we get paid to study

Yeah but they're only allowed to be bought if they're full of Diet Coke.

Rollin

Nigger, you never fucked anyone all night. You get your 16 pumps in then you roll over like you actually did something while she is texting another guy.

No you don't you dumb Dutchy. You are going to have to pay to study. Check the new laws

kek

>America did not invent 'raving'.

America invented 99% of everything. You Europoors sit in you 600 year old huts, watching old American sitcoms, dreaming of being a AMERICAN! Go and watch your government mandated uneducated African immigrants breed with your sister, and marvel about how progressive you are.

I eat my veggies.

I think the United States is a pretty nice place.

God has forsaken us

>Implying us europeans aren’t the best at raving

This level of idiotry

some prefer the larger ones!

What's wrong with corn?

My country... uh...
Has a strong history of art and musical culture, uniting one of the largest language groups in history and... has never committed genocide...

heh... heh

>being this retarded
The money just comes from magic fairy dust I suppose.

>a american

I would never dream of being as illiterate as your dumbass.

My family doesn't gather together for breakfast or dinner.

Nice try, try some less obvious b8 next time

Europeans literally invented rave and the music that goes along.
Can’t tell if trolling or just retarded

>i have a free health insurance

>ITT: Eurofags promote inbreeding over genetic diversity

I wear these bad bois at home, not my everyday shoes.

Looks like some shit somebody in a third world country would draw.

Top kek they did get fucked over by a bunch of twigs and squinting eyes