ITT: Poorly describe a country other anons try to guess it

ITT: Poorly describe a country other anons try to guess it

If its country what doesn't exist anymore then hint us

Ill start
>almost no niggers
>pretty cold
>skype

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>almost no niggers

Snow niggers are still niggers

new york usa

Estonia

spurdocountry

>sandniggers everywhere

...

Sweeden

sandniggers
war
1/4th of the population lives in europe

Syria?

either Finland or Russia

am i right?

Mexico = taco

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>Widespread corruption
>Burn, forest, burn!
>Dead people
>Bonus: Está tudo bem, assunto resolvido, não se fala mais nisso

Turkey

Next one:
>Corporations control everything

Correct

>cold as fuck
>poverty
>angry and stupid people
>ugly cities
Its easy

No sir
See

>great leaders and musicians born here
>no ocean nearby
>mountains, farmland, woods

Russia?

Switzerland?

Austria?

Yep

>Ugly cities

Idk man, they seem pretty ok to me

almost
das ist ein bingo!

schluchtenscheißer detektiert

>beautiful women
>over 30% voted left party in 1970
>one of the smallest pregnancy rates world wide

>shithole
>nothing to do
>fucked up economy
>fucked up political status
>fucked up culture
>only dumb tourists like this godforsaken place

somewhere eastern europ?

Deejay is that you

tschechoslowakei

but prague?

You don't know what you're talking about

>>jungle
>>a lot of niggers
>>president is a vampire

>Winter? Never heard of it.

Everybody's trying to swim here but it's actually just shit.

Brazil

>just shit
India?

India or africa.

There's a lot to do here, you just need money.

Remove kebab

>orange man

>country
>africa
nigga you dumb?

Hueland?

water water hookers water weed and water

Brazil

Netherlands?

>earthquakes
>not haiti

another hint:

>5 stars

correct

>poo in streets
>ugly brown people
>worship cow

...

india, easy one

India

vem pros estados unidos e paga uma gorda nojenta pra casa pra ganha grein cardy

India

>remove kebab
>strong
>in the name of a movie well known to Sup Forums

Serbia

Serbia

almost,

5 stars = political party

Hmm, might need more hints. How many arms does their elephant God have? Are they known for any particular spices?

Eesti noh

i didn't know Amsterdam was the whole country

In that country:
>nigggers sell weed behind schools
>Asians study in schools
>whites shoot up the schools
>Mexicans clean the aftermath

>be me
>Walk outside
>get shot
>tip officer for job well done

one can figure it out only by the first line

USA

Noh on norimis sõna iksdee

eks dee

Tru lmao

puta madre, esto paela mierda barba taco. felice navidad

please refer to >Poorly describe a country

>Owyagoancunt. Bumasiggy?

not the same guy, but I love socialist brutalism
I know it's supposed to have the opposite effect, but it somehow spreads warmth and makes me feel alive and welcome

spot on

>allah akbar
>equator
>rice fields

>The Jews fear us

then move to nord korea, enjoy the warmth and gentle assfuck kim will give you

>part of USSR in the past
>small shithole
>fucked up economy
>fucked up political status
>fucked up culture
>nice wine though
>part of the country is not under government control
>president from communist party

>smells bad
>pulls out white flag @ almost every war

Ukranie

Deutschland?

Unite Status of Omerica

wait why did i backlink that post
weird

close but no

correct

I'm actually planning on moving somewhere eastern europe as soon as my contract here expires

>Everyone's drunk and depressed
>Our existence embarrasses everyone
>60/40 jobs out of choice v council made me
>drugs are casual as fuck
>pretend ska is dead so we have something to talk about
>answer isnt england

ちがう

i confus

Spain?

ireland?

Indonesia

Georgia

Moldova actualy. There's no wine in Ukraine.

prague is a nice city

Czech Republic

france

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yay

one last hint:

we had a pedo for president

Georgia

right