My new dildo arrived this morning

My new dildo arrived this morning.
It's the King Cock 12" cock with balls ('Mega Girthy')
My favourite and girthiest toy until today was doc johnson's Bam.
When I saw the size of this thing today, my thought was: I think the Bam will become the opener now.
It has a circumference of 9.5 inches...

I am out now, and I can't wait to get home and fuck this thing balls deep. I can already feel my colon preparing for it. It is accelerating its works.

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Oh god, I'm no stranger to butt stuff, but how??? How much do you have to realistically stretch to actually fuck something like this?

The Bam is 8.5 inches in circumference. And I take it quite comfortably.
This new one will probably be challenging at first, but I am confident I will manage to take all of it.
Its insertable length is 10.5 inches, if you were curious.

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PS: I have been fucking my ass with things since I was about 12 years old. I started with toothbrushes, can you believe?
I always used objects that I found around the house (bananas, a toilet brush handle, handles of hairbrushes...). I remember, one of the first things I used was a PET preform tube that got in my hands by chance (pic related). It is a plastic tube used to make bottles.

Later, I started using cucumbers. When I had the chance, I finally bought my first dildo.

Have fun.

If possible, do a butt selfie. We wanna see that bad boy buried balls-deep up your wazoo.

How can kids be so faggy ffs

I already masturbated regularly, and I found that it intensified my orgasms.
Simple as that.
I have never been into men.

Reading that made me feel like some kind of bitch! I gotta step up, good luck user! If you don't mind how did you stretch enough to fit the Bam in the first place? I can almost fist myself, but those giant dildos always scare me..

I got that one too. Took me like 2hours to get the head in, but then it just won't go further.

Got much smaller one and it's amazing too.

Me too! I actually started around the same time and have like the same motivations, like I don't find men attractive in a "I wanna suck and fuck them" way, but assholes that are versatile and can stretch over huge insertions turn me on sooooo bad.

I have the king cock 7.5" and it's fucking amazing, definitely need to get a bigger one w/ balls soon

By getting used to increasingly bigger dildos.
I have always 'worked' with a dynamic: 2 dildos. 1 'opener', 1 'goal'.
To properly do it, start playing with your fingers until it feels comfortable. (be lubed already)
Then gently insert the opener. Play with it a little bit, and if you want, leave it inside for a few minutes. It will soon feel very easy.
Then you go for the 'goal'. This is the dildo which you will use for the 'real fuck'. Inserting it will be much easier than if you hadn't used the smaller one. Be gentle, put the head a little bit, pull out, repeat...

The lube is important. Lately, I have been using Cobeco's Male Powder Lubricant. Its main component is sodium polyacrylate. You just put a teaspoon in a glass of water, and mix.
You can put more or less depending on the thickness you want (a thicker lube will usually make big things go in easier, but it can also reduce sensitivity). This one works nice, but I'm sure there are other good brands.

This is roughly the progression I made (opener -> goal), in girth. (circumference)

5in -> 6.8in
6.8in -> 7.5in
7.5in -> 8.5in
(and now) 8.5 -> 9.5

As said, I have been doing this for quite some years. Focus on pleasure. When your ass wants more, you will know.

This may a good place to ask an odd question. I have a 8"x6" cyberskin dildo that I used to LOVE sitting on and bouncing while I watched porn. About a year ago it started to burn when I would put it in. I stopped sitting on it because it was just too uncomfortable, and a few months later I decided to suck it and made my mouth burn too. Does cyberskin break down over time, and why would it burn me? I'm not allergic to anything rubbery or latex.

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What kind of lube/condoms were you using?

I recall reading that those kinds of materials tend to give burning sensations. It is probably the material decaying.
The only option is to put a condom over it, I guess.

Also, I think that you need to take care of that material. Put corn starch over it or some shit.

Just KY and pic related. They never bothered me on other toys.

That's what I was afraid off. I used it for years before it ever bothered me once. I know I'm supposed to dust my fleshlight with corn starch but this never said anything about that.

I tried to experiment with a dildo but could never get it in, kept bending all over the place and hurt.

I don't know if I will have the guts to do that. We'll see.
tight anus :D
Sometimes I see videos of big insertions, where the guy seems to struggle. It looks like his anus will pop out (sometimes it actually does). It makes me feel a little bit uncomfortable, desu.
So far I have taken these with elegance and easiness. A literal black hole.
their squishiness is really nice, isn't it?

start with your fingers, and with a small dildo. And I mean actually small.

Yeah great texture and great realism imo, suction cup is strong too. Only negative is the intense smell when they're new

tbh the smell doesn't bother me a lot
They seem to be covered with some sort of thin lubricant when you unbox them. I guess it is some of preservative, and I think it is the cause of the smell.

I’m genuinely curious with your asshole being stretched that much is, it hard to get the bathroom on time when you have to shit

No. I haven't felt any bad consequences.
I think my turds look a little big bigger the days after I fuck my ass, but that's all.

I'm more concerned with the enemas. I deep-cleanse my colon. And it could make it harder, not easier, to go to the bathroom, if you abuse them. Apparently, it is because your ass gets used to be "purged" with all that water, and gets 'lazy', potentially causing constipation.

Haven't suffered that so far, however. Not that I do them every day, anyway.

I would like to point out that my asshole is not "stretched". It is used to -get- stretched, in my opinion. If not, I would be shitting all over the place, indeed.

a little bit*

Squishy squishy ass pounding.

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I have that in black, one of my favorites. I like the texture and firmness. The thing that I dislike is the smell. I can smell it in my living room when I have it stored in a bag in my wardrobe.

If you want to try something really special, get this: Dark Crystal - Alfred (pic related). Nothing has milked my prostate the same way as this monster does.

Looks scary.
Can you literally screw it in?

Not really. You can feel it wanting to twist when you insert it. The feeling is of having a seriously ribbed dildo shoved up in your ass. Feels amazing when you are fucking it hard, feeling all those ridges stretching your hole every time as you go in and out. It's the same girth over the ridges as the KingCock.

Scary. I will take note tho. I will have to try it one day...
By the way... are Pipedream's black toys (like your king cock) the same texture/softness as the brown/flesh ones?
I always imagine them being too hard, like the Rambone.

I think they are the same. I owned a flesh one before and it was the same as the black I bought recently.

Yeah you're probably right. Next purchase will either be a larger, black king cock with balls, or a rex by bad dragon in signature colouring

I'm not a furry, but those shapes intrigue me. That knot on the rex probably feels very nice.
Thanks.

Yeah I'm not a furry either lol just like the different/taboo nature of it, and I've heard the knot is amazing

Hey OP I think it was me that recommended you that toy in the thread the other day!

Glad you took the plunge your ass will thank you

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Yeah!
I'm preparing for the feast now.
I'm a little bit shy about the gape thing tho.

HAH
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>gaping assholes
That's the worst thing ever, I seriously can't understand why some fags are into it.
Like I love fapping to some trap impaling himself on a horse or dog dick dildo, but if he pulls it out and his asshole is like this gaping, stretched out hole that looks like a disgusting sideways pussy it totally kills my boner.

Personally, I like the sensation. Not that I can directly look on it anyway.

Maybe you arn't a total fag after all then

Knock yourself out, just saying I find looking at it disgusting.

Meh I've eaten out a crossdressing twinks ass out and then fucked him, so it's not that. Not a big fan of gaping pussies either, though they still look better than gaped assholes.

How do you cleanse your butt out all the way? I've never been able to remove everything in there, there always seems to be some poo left. Do I really have to prepare days in advance?

I have a 2-liter enema bag.
You don't have to prepare for days, that would not do any good, since you are generating poop all the time.

Start with a small irrigation (about 250-500ml), hold it for 5-10 minutes, and shit everything you can. Do it while standing.

Then you start doing the big ones. From 500ml to 2 liters, depending on what feels best for you. I recommend 1 liter or so.
I recommend doing the first one, and maybe the second while laying on the floor, on your left side.
After that, do it while laying flat (looking at the ceiling).
I recommend, that after a 'peak' you steadily decrease the quantity of water.
The temperature must not be too cold or too warm, by the way.

Taking everything will be hard. It is a matter of repetition. Everytime you fill your ass, hold it for some minutes. It is important. You can do it standing, it might make everything faster.

Expect to be on the bathroom for more than one hour.

This is how I do it. Take it as a mere guidance.

>the way of the asslut

actually I can confirm this did it a couple of times

What is your excuse for not joing the Church of the Self-Buttrape?

Thank you, sensei.

>Upon hearing this, the assfag was enlightened

This is why I can't get into butt stuff - it's too much work. You have to be a complete NEET to be able to devote that much time for an orgasm.

I have a full time job. But I don't have a social life.
People spend a lot of time on that. I, do other things.

PS: and it is not just an orgasm. That tends to be the 'end'.
It's the assfucking itself that is pleasurable.
Like having an orgasm (or almost) all the time

There is something you can do the previous day or two days: eat less fiber-rich food

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