Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Emma Watson standing there
Wat do?

hakiri

TITICUS EXPOSICUS!

Put her in a bikini and photograph her.

Fugly, only casuals like her

This with a hot dog down her bottoms, declare her queen of traps.

Sorry to say, but she´s 100% Face and Eyes. Mediocre body, but a face that screams for cum

Fuk her right in the pussy

Turn 360 degrees & break into an interpretive dance routine.

Call the police and tell them there is a burglar in my bedroom.

Ask her to change her posture because that picture is horrific

I d quickly open the directory with her topless picture and compare.

Oh shit how did you get out of the handcuffs?

I would honestly just like try to become her friend. I know she knows a lot of qt pies and i would date one of them. Then i woudnt be alone anymore and i would have Emma Waston as a friend.

Throat punch

Oh, Emma, good to see you. I was expecting you but I didn't think you'd come so soon. I'm assuming you have read my e-mails otherwise you wouldn't be present here. I know that you're a busy girl and have things to do so, shall we start?

>I get down on my knees ant let Emma Watson know I'm ready
>Emma takes her bottoms off and dips her enormous clitoris in black ink
>She writes "CUNT" on my forehead using her huge clitoris
>"T-thanks Emma... I'll s-show you out now, before my mom gets back".

Ask her where she hid her tits

Tell her she's shallow and her body is sloppy and completely absent of any resemblance to fitness.

I only go to my room for two reasons.
1. To sleep
2. To play a game

So I would play a game and make her watch

ask her why she is an idiot?

Feed her eggs when freaks out and she asks how she got there.

wonder what this man faced tranny is doing in my bedroom and immediately dial 911

Undress as quickly as I can and hump her leg

Asks her what the fuck is she doing here

Worst Emma.
Daily reminder she sucked jew dick to get acting roles and UN dick for recognition.

"Please get out of my bedroom, Emma Watson"

I ask if it was worth it to jack off a pervy Jew just to be famous for only role and turn into a laughing stock as the UN's woman advocate.

...

it looks like a little boy, it gives me an inny

>Do a 360 turn
>Walk away

Are you retarded? If you do a 360 , you would be facing the same way

>unzips penis

Shit dude, you got him there.

R A P E
Obviously

Light a match to cover the scent of salt and vinegar

ask for money

This.

Do a 360 and walk away. She’s average at best

Then you’ll be facing her retard.

Punch her in the face while yelling HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN, WHAT DO YOU KNOW

Never trust mudblood

>being this new

Who is diz?

hi, newfig

Suck her dick.

Haha got baitet etc

Immediately begin eating her pussy and ask her to pee on me

I ask her if she wants to play some Black ops zombies cuz I have no friends to play with.

I cut off her thumbs, cauterize the wound and then challenge her to make a feather float with magic.

Underrated

>Offer Weed