What's with degenerates and wanting to eat ass nowadays?

What's with degenerates and wanting to eat ass nowadays?
Why would anyone want to stick their tongue in smelly hole, that's used as a storage locker for rank shit?

part of the gay agenda to normalize anal

>become nonvirgin
>actually have sex more then once
>soon discover women love their asshole licked/played with
>if she's not nasty there is no small or taste at all it's a huge enjoyable for both parties
>now a storage locker for every nut coming out of me

anal is already normalized tbh,
it's almost expected & common to ask for, just like blowjobs

absolutely degenerate

I also used to despise all butt-related practices, but once I found the girl of my life, we both agreed to try different things.

I mean, we were prudes when we started having sex, but turns out we both enjoy butt-stuff, ass-eating included.

I think it's a couple's problem, and you shoudn't be worried about what other people enjoy in their bedrooms.

spoken like a shill

Most of them don't enjoy it.

Some women like it because it show you're willing to do something considered disgusting to them. It makes them feel special.

You said it bro. Lmfao fuck you cunt let him be trill

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it's a fetish
I love it

The ass is the most delicious part of a woman other than her pussy.

>You said it bro.
why don't you just suck his dick and eat his ass while you're at it

this pretty much
girls aren't going begging to get theiir assholes licked.

Tell yourself whatever you need. If you ask for anal it's because you want it. The only women who actually want it are stoners who destroyed their vaginas early

Faggot

I'm not saying the women themselves want it.
I was just saying it's not really taboo anymore, and expected. Girls do plenty of shit they don't want to do.

>girls aren't going begging to get theiir assholes licked.
You're with the wrong girls user. Mine often wants exactly that. I mean when she's getting her pussy licked it's not exactly far away, she just shoves it in my face.

probably has more to do with the pleasure of her knowing she has a beta bitch pathetic enough to lick her feces hole than actually feeling real pleasure from it.

I love eating ass, but it has to be the right girl. I won't eat a strangers ass because I dunno what her hygiene habits are, but if I'm in a committed relationship and shes got a really sweet ass, I'll tongue that bung all day long.

I just introduced my girl to it a few months ago and she LOVES it. When I'm munching her vag, I let my tongue wander to the bootyhole every now and then for a little lick here and there. Eventually she can't take it anymore and wants me to go all the way with it. She's Mexican, has an 11/10 ass, and she keeps it super clean and pristine.

Shit is so cash. If you aren't willing to at least try it, you're a turbo prude.

>hygiene habits
yeah bro, as long as a girl has good hygiene it's like she doesn't shit at all. i bet you think she poops out chocolate and spice too

Faggot

Yes. Latino-chocolate.

virgins.

so taco beaner shit, got it

I'd rather eat a clean ass than make out with a bitch who doesn't brush her teeth

Shit nigger, are you me?

>clean
>ass
pick one

Sexually insecure white men can't fathom that women may have strange sexual fetishes themselves.

Same stupid mentality that makes these men want a 14 year old to fuck.

You're intimidated by a grown woman.

it's gay for me to want to tongue a woman's arsehole?

Clean asses exist, you pelaverga.

I'd rather eat a clean ass rather than lick, kiss and fuck a woman's ass

You do realize that shit comes out if an ass right? The asshole is not shit, it's essentially skin, no different than the outside of her pussy. If said skin is clean, then all is good, young one.

On the other hand, a mouth is inside her body, filled with disgusting bacteria, much worse than the outside of her ass.

My ex GF begged for me to eat her ass, there are definitely women who enjoy it

You can't clean an ass.

And you deffs can't clean an uncut dick.

agreed

Read this youn fag

>disgusting bacteria

Is there a wiki page that lays out which bacteria is disgusting and which is not?

Pretty sure there's bacteria in your mouth rn.

90s black man wont admit to eating pussy.

2000s, niggers toss salad in jail and now do it outside.

niggers

mfw no green text

im sure the degenerates in this thread aren't niggers

You realize that smegma comes out of an uncut dick?

>mfw this user doesn't know what showers is

What does this have to do with ass?

At least niggers don't smear shit all over their bodies.

Same

Check'd

I forget where I read this, it could have been false, but it said that a human mouth is dirtier than a human ass hole. I'll look for source if I feel like it.

Because smegma stops producing after a shower.

Okay

try getting your ass eaten faggot, you'll get it

U may in fact be autistic if u really think this. Women go fucking nut's for it and will tell their friends. Before u know it all her friends want your cock.

This user knows what's up. A clean asshole isn't much dirtier— in fact can be a little cleaner than a mouth even 10 minutes after brushing. Look it up.

idiots all over.The scent of woman.her vagina,and second hole wants me to eat and eat her

i only shower around once a week and i jerk off almost every day. no, really. and i never get smegma. ever. i cant even imagine just how much of a filthy fucker you have to be to develop smegma. if im not getting it, what are other guys doing that they DO get it? anyway, smegma is not an issue if you have a normal dick unless you are actively trying to get it

>i only shower around once a week and i jerk off almost every day
ever think about making some life changes user?

Jesus fucking Christ, have sex with a clean bitch and you'll be fine.

We're talking about eating ass, not dickcheese you autistic NEET faggot!
Also, you only shower once a week? My god you must smell like bacon and rotting mayonnaise. Why has whoever lives with you not beaten you over the head with a bar of soap yet?

99% of my male friends are down with anal and eating ass/having ass eaten. I was really surprised how much of a minority guys like us are these days. I tried to explain the eating ass is technically no different than eating a log of shit, the only difference is the quantity of shit molecules going into your mouth. Just because you may not necessarily see them doesn't mean they aren't there. If you ate ass consistently over a period of time, then quantified all the particles you've ingested you'd have a log of shit. I've never been fucking/eating a pussy and though "Damn this just isn't good enough, I think I need a hole where feces is expelled from!". But hey, to each their own I suppose.

too comfortable being a neet

did you have a brain fart?

hey, the butthole is aesthetic !
it's a turn on because it's the most "taboo" part of a woman's body.
If a girl let's you play with it, you can bet your ass she's a keeper.

I would eat a cute girl's shit.

>too comfortable being a neet
same brah, but you know your parents are going to die some day. gotta start making plans to get a life.

its trendy to be ratchet

>eating ass is technically no different than eating a log of shit, the only difference is the quantity of shit molecules going into your mouth

That's a difference that can be expressed in orders of magnitude, bro.
And if you're worried about shit particles, you do realize that pussy harbors much of the same bacteria found in the ass, right? There are shit particles all over you as we speak. There are shit particles on your dick right now.

shit mang we got a reality check along them sweet trips

this.

as soon as you walk into a bathroom, you're covered in shit particles.

Of course I'm aware of that, my phone has shit on it, my body has shit on it, every time I step into a bathroom I breathe in shit. But even a clean asshole has more shit on it than any of those, unless of course it's a dirty person/place. But if a woman takes a good shower, guaranteed upon stepping out her asshole still has more shit on it than any other part of her body. I'm not trying to stop people from eating ass or judge them, just thought it was funny to understand that if you took all the particles of shit you ingest while doing it over time and put them together you'd have eaten a log of shit.

>you'd have eaten a log of shit.
You realize how many asses you'd have to eat to accomplish this bruv?

Why are you a prude little bitch? People can enjoy shit that you don't.

Yes but I'm not licking the bathroom, and considering I breathe in through my nose most of it just becomes bugars anyway. I'm not blind to the fact that we're all essentially constantly surrounded by shit particles. Just pointing out that eating ass is quite literally going to the source.

Curry nigger spotted

Kek, yes obviously. Just thought it was a funny observation.

> just thought it was funny to understand that if you took all the particles of shit you ingest while doing it over time and put them together you'd have eaten a log of shit.

If you took all the particles of shit you ingest while eating hot dogs and hamburger meat over time, you'd also have a log of shit. What's your point?

>Yes but I'm not licking the bathroom,
If you have a tooth brush in your bathroom, then you're surely eating shit particles

Rate of accumulation I suppose.

Obviously, but I'm not swallowing the toothpaste as I brush. Almost certainly some particles inevitably get ingest though. But it's still not to the same magnitude as licking an anus.

This always amazes me when people learn about something they think the rest of the world is just learning about it too. Buttholes have been around since at least the 1700s. People have been sticking dicks and other stuff in them since at least the early 90"s, and I'm sure since the invention of pornhub people learned that licking them felt good.

I mean lets not get crazy and assume since primates can figure out how to butt fuck. It hasn't been around for millions of years. That woukd be nuts.

>Buttholes have been around since at least the 1700s

Top kek

There's a difference from sticking your dick in something, and your fucking tongue...

what makes you so sure an anus has as many shit particles than a toothbrush? other than you just assuming and making an ass out of you and me, what proof do you have?

>Buttholes have been around since at least the 1700s.

how the fuck did people shit before 18th century

Because how could I not tongue punch the fuck out of this

Maybe you should worry about getting a girlfriend before you worry about other people licking assholes, Sup Forums.

No shit, but you're still swooping shit particles around your mouth, faggot. Even opening your mouth in a bathroom is bringing in shit. You're stupid dude.

>what proof do you have

Have Zim goggles that allow me to see all microbes directly.

Yes. Tongue is better.

because I'd imagine she was doing this an hour earlier

Deadass.

If any of these NEET fucks has a 10/10 girl tell them to lick her asshole, they're going to fucking do it, unless they're out-of-the-closet gay, or some serious form of autism.

Tell me, you naysayers, if you had your 10/10 in front of you, pull her pants down, spread her ass cheeks, and said "lick my butthole hehe" , you wouldn't do it?

no

Yes.

None, whatsoever. It would depend heavily on the anus and toothbrush is question obviously. But the toothbrush if regularly used in a clean personal bathroom isn't the same as a clean asshole. The rectum always has shit in it, and is constantly dispelling small amounts of fluids that carry shit particles out.

bullshit. i don't believe you, you little pussyclap. you probably never even saw a pussy afk

If it’s clean sure

>The rectum always has shit in it, and is constantly dispelling small amounts of fluids that carry shit particles out.
wheres your proof for that?

>getting this defensive about eating ass

Jesus dude, reevaluate your priorities. This isn't a campaign to ban eating ass.

I actually like eating my wife's ass but she doesn't like it when I do it. Says she's afraid that she's going to fart on me. She laughs, I laugh, she farts, I pass out, it's a great time.

hey I love eating pussy, I just never found the idea of licking an asshole appealing

I only see it as a non sexual part of a body, like an armpit or a foot

It's not my fault you don't seem to understand basic biology. If you don't believe small amounts of fluids leak from assholes at a very slow rate throughout the day then I'm not sure what to tell you, that's basic shit.

love this guy

how? you're truly missing out, man. ass feels way better than pussy