Waifu thread

Waifu thread

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Haguposter reporting

(Astolfo)
Yes yes, my waifu friends are an exception

The US has the gayest Navy

im bored

Cancer squad in my waifu thread.

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Claim

Hello, Bored~

I feel like this is sarcasm
Can you recognize between the two Astolfos? Just curious

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Read a book

Well I don't hate you
And no, I cannot
But I haven't been watching closely

Why do you say I was obsessed with you? You're nothing to me

You're tall...
It would have been better if you were 5'8".

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Sup Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Sup Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

Hello again.

I just remembered THE harshest song you could sing for Monika. youtube.com/watch?

The US Navy is just a slightly worse US Air Force

I'm always amazed at how few people have seen Airplane
It really is the quintessential spoof

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I said you were, or did you forgot how much you were looking for me back in '13?

Shut the fuck up, dumb cuck.

Too bad you aren't in the best Discord in this universe to chill with the squad.

youtube.com/watch?v=DFZ7NVagGMw Thanks computer

I know you're not :o

How does one not know it isn't right?
Everyone has a basic understanding of right or wrong, above all societal ideals of right and wrong. raping is bad, killing is bad. Did these dogs bother you in any way that you couldn't have just brushed off? Did they spite you?

:3
I agree, and that's why I had enough when azusa came around. She is just a smaller mio, and that wasn't needed, I feel azusa could've been written better altogether

Nice, I have to say I've never seen the counter-copypasta before

USMC has crayons eaters though

That's more like it
The other one names his filenames, like you
I don't

this

I read enough books. Everyday, all the time, bye now.
Nevada didn't want me there because I out crazied him by a mile. Still don't understand why Revy banned me and not him even though he was the one cause all of the drama.
bye.

I don't wanna read all that, I wasn't born with that ability, bye4now

Chen confirmed to be an afterTHOT.

Believe me, I know, one of my friends is in the Marines and he definitely munches crayons
They say that 15% of a Navy corpsman's job is keeping crayons out of the mouths of the marines

Nothing is bad when you're a sociopath.

It seems like 80's comedy is the best comedy, it's just so well written compared to modern stuff
That reminds me, I should get a box set of MASH

I'll take note of that

Goodbye then

Well, I obviously prefer the Imperial Japanese Navy, since it had the best naval asthetics of all time, but I'll just have to settle for my own, since there are literally no IJN ships left

Am I? How tall are you then?

Huh?

You were just a boring human.

why do you tell people to stop taking the internet seriously when you've been at this for almost 10 years? its pretty sad that you see you'reself so highly when you've been this bitter for 10 years dude.
Take a chill pill 2bh famalam

>10 years dude.

I've been here for like.. 15 years, I think.

s0z famalan that can't DO XD

Even sadder.
Is your life so boring that you have to cause drama on the internet?

Marines were a mistake

thanks

15 years? Get a job, loser.

I'm 20. I'm still going to college.

Aw, there is no need for you two to insult me over the internet, guys.

I was just watching an episode of that last night
One of my favorites alongside Cheers
I love a lot of the 80s stuff as far as music, movies, TV
Better to me than a lot of what we have now

I've never been a huge navy buff myself
More of a plane guy
My dad is is an aerial nut, loves anything that flies, so I was sort of born into that

theres no need for you to insult other people on the internet either but you still do that

Look at what you just did yourself then.

This "drama" is boring, can you nignogs step it up?

I wouldnt call this drama tbh.

What I did myself?

pls elabirate :D

Goodnight everyone.

>15 years
impossible

>Shut the fuck up, dumb cuck.

Short-term memory loss?

lol you caught him dude

No problem

I think it's because back then they didn't assume the audience is brain dead

Night night, Hi-C

>like... 15 years
fucking liar, you have been here for 14 at the absolutely most. and that's because the board turned 14 in october.
>i think
you never forget your first year, when did you actually get here? no lies.

I GOT HERE WHEN ALICE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS BOARD WE WERE STILL DATING AT THAT TIME > -

Chen confirmed for brainlet that can't math.

Uhh Alice2 said you're 30.

Cause taffy 3 crushed them
I hate you all

He says he's 20
He's been here for 15 years

Clearly he's always honest

*frosting fight intensifies*

LITTLE DETECTIVES OF Sup Forums

Some hard case here boys.

And how old are you?

Aren't you from South America you spic?

I don't see how that's relevant

Go watch Dragon Ball or something.

I wouldn't consider myself a detective.

I've been here for 30 years guys.

I don't like Dragon Ball though

>tfw I'm the main subject of this thread

Interesting.

He's from Eastern Europe or something

This is such a shitty thread.

Wow this thread has just been baaad. Horrible. Terrible. Why is this even a thing.

*Shrugs*

So what have you been up to then?

Hi Chen

If you're looking for a mystery, tell me who suns is

You've sure done a lot to improve it.
Dumb faggot.

I'm from America tho.

>MASH
Easily one of my favorite shows. Still can catch it on one of the chairs so that airs old sitcoms

You idiots keep on doing the dumbs. Im busy with getting ready for work and I come back to people trying to talk to Chen. Who is very probably high.

Lets switch subjects then. What kind of work do you do?

I know, but I don't get to watch much TV, so a DVD set is a better option

that's because it was a smash hit ahahahah

please help me

And I thought Sup Forums was bad

I cook at a uni cafe.

You know drinking yourself to death is an option :^)

Well, I'm going for a nap.

See ya.

Im worthy of /r9k/

You saw me last year
You know I tried :^)

Ah, wich uni?

I'm currently in the glass-fiber laying business. Lots and lots of heavy manual labour, but I'l be there for only a month.

How much ammo do you have for your rifle? I'm sure that's at least viable

Weapons are locked in the armory and ready for inspection

University of Canberra. I wont be here long either, they're closing up over Christmas / New Years.

Yeah, there's definitely an argument to be made there
Even the material targeted at kids seemed to assume a little more of their capabilities than the drivel you see airing now

Fugg

Oooo, Australia.
I rarely get to talk to people living there.
Technically its summer were you are right now, right?

Sadly, people are too complacent with the lack of quality in media

Yeah, its summer. Not too hot today though.

I like the design of the city that uni is in. It's grid-based, but with wavy patterns.
I'm not sure, but does it ever snow where you are?

It very rarely snows. And a lot of our roads follow the ground. Its almost like one of the big country towns here.

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Wrong thread?

No. He deliberatly keeps posting that to get a reaction out of it here. Don't know why or who he is.

Follow the ground?

Forgot picture.

It doesn't cut through the ground, making straight lines everywhere. It flows, making driving and riding a little more fun and natural. Though the population here can't drive for shit anyway.

Holy shit, you just described this WHOLE thread.

Aah, ok. Frequent accidents then, or are people just slow to respond to things?

I'l be moving on to a company that makes custom-made prototype PCB's for companies that creat medical equiptment, industrial equiptment, yadda yadda.

Hehehehe.

What up nigga?