>meet girl off tinder
>get dinner and drinks
>fuck
>drink and fuck for a couple weeks
>eventually sizzles out
>months go by
>find out like some family member i don’t really know dies
>told have to go to viewing
>see tinder girl there
>oh dear god no
>”hey mom who’s that”
>”that’s your cousin Julie I think”
>make awkward eye contact
>leave funeral home immediately
>now at bar with whiskey and beer
Meet girl off tinder
Easton Davis
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Andrew Cox
> go home masturbate furiously
David Moore
Quit crying.
I literally fucked, got pregnant, and married my cousin.
Our marriage and daughter are 7 months old now. It was hot at first knowing that she was my cousin but it died down and I fucking hate her and I called her a bitch for the first time two days ago and put her in her place.
Matthew Morris
>yes but I’m not a toothless yokel like you
Elijah Watson
>daughters
you mean inbred mongrels?
You know they are dysfunctional from birth right?
Austin Rodriguez
Sure kid
Oliver Martinez
You were great on Jerry Springer
Gabriel Miller
Not actually true, defects don't enter the genes until after a few generations of inbreeding; a single generation of inbreeding won't have any noticeable differences.
Daniel Martinez
This is bait or you are just a retarded faggot. Either way you are still a retarded faggot.
Elijah Jackson
I have my teeth.
>daughters
Who’s the inbred now dumbass? I said daughter.
This. Anything about defects or issues was catholic propaganda and for the fag Christians it says in the Bible it’s allowed.
Lincoln Williams
Upload a picture of your daughter
>I love freak shows
Connor Anderson
Call my daughter a freak again, and I'll roll up on you with my juggalo homies, bitch.
Charles Myers
stfu fucking retard, ur freak son have to die
Adam Wilson
I kek'd
Nathan Moore
not interested in your incest story. Can we get more like pic?
Nicholas Gray
sides: in orbit
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
Joshua Flores
Is the internet based is one suburb of a state in America?
Cooper Murphy
That escalated quickly.
Levi Allen
Y'all niggas need to educate yo'selfs
youtube.com
tl;dr cousins aren't really close enough to cause genetic disorders
John Sanders
So much cringe
Dylan Ward
>breeds with family member
>is juggalo
>makes threats on internet
>kys
Blake Lopez
High five bruh
Jack Lopez
>>leave funeral home immediately
>>now at bar with whiskey and beer
I hope you took her with you.
Just continue doing whatever you both like. It doesn't matter if you fucked your cousin once, twice or a hundred times. You already did it. It doesn't get worse if you do it again.
Nolan Martinez
I’m actually capable of shame
Isaiah Barnes
Shame is a social construct. But in your case you should also be ashamed of using tinder.
James Sullivan
did anyone else read this in a redneck voice?
makes more sense that way...
Lincoln Brown
Read it with deutscher voice! Jawoll!
John Garcia
Third cousin is a ok
Robert Kelly
Not the same user but it's true you dumb mong. That rule literally applies across all mammals.
Aiden Smith
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