Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Barron Trump standing there
Wat do?

ask him for a few hundred mil

rape him gently

Call Blompf and demand ransom

Call his parents to bring him home.

ask him if he's saw which way Kevin Spacey went

why gently

Ask him how he survived the trade deal with the sun

He's 11 you pedo.......

turn 360 degrees and walk away

So you'd walk into him again. Go back to math class you dumbass......

New fag

Standard stuff.
"How did you get in here? What do you want?"
Depending on his answer, I may offer him something to drink and ask him if he's doin' alright with his dad bein' the pres and all.

force you to suck his dick for so long that it melts inside your mouth

savagely rape his asshole and make him clean my bloody, shitty cock off before caving his skull in with a brick and dumping him in the woods.

The fuck is blompf?

show him naked pics of his mom

Kidnap and get random pay

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She hides her dick well.

I would tell him, "Dude, just because your dad is gay doesn't mean you have to be!"

Profoundly apologize to him. Tell him it's not his fault.

And he would respond "I changed my name to Chrysler."

As if that were ever a concern for his so-called father.

'strangle him

"Intruder alert! Intruder alert!"

When in danger, when in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout!
Danger, danger, Will Robinson!

Push his eyes with my thumbs. Then cut off his hands and tongue. Send it back.

I'd ask him to get firefox working for me.

Can anyone help? I click on the icon and nothing happens. Tried looking up what to do but none of them worked.