/nba/

THE MOST FRAUDULENT ONE SEED IN THE H I S T O R Y OF THE NBA edition

Hawks @ Wizards 7:00 EST
Thunder @ Rockets 8:00 EST
Blazers @ Memes 10:30 EST

>EST

I haven't been leaving my apartment because I want to watch basketball I'm getting more weird and reclusive than I already am but watching basketball is too much fun

does anybody else share this feel?

First for Smug Buck

Who are /ourguys/ in the playoffs? Bucks, Blazers, Bulls?

>Wizards with a legit shot at ECF

Blazers

Bulls

Spurs

Everyone but GS, bawwwston and LA

/ourguys/ - OKC, Bulls, Blazers, Wizards, Memphis, Raptors, Jazz
/neutral/ - Rockets, Bucks, Cleveland, SAS, Indiana, Clippers, ATL
/fuckem/ - Celtics, GSW

Tonight Westbrook will kill Beverley.

>raptors
'no'

Raptors are preferred over the Bucks and crooked Malcom Brogdon

*blocks your path*

>tfw Celdicks will be the first #1 seed to get swept in the first round
Apologize to Jimmy RIGHT NOW

why hasn't drake been to any raptors games all year?

>Portland
Poor man's Golden State

Based skip on the bulls bandwagon

based

Skip has been right about basketball all year tb h.

>Skip has been right

Light yourself on fire.

He's a Warriors fan now.

t. leshook fan

Wait wait wait

Can someone remind me, exactly WHO is the pressure on???

Jazz or Hawks

Prove me wrong. He's literally been on point all year.

t. Watched every Undisputed NBA episode

celshits and their entire delusional fanbase

Bulls, Memes, Bucks

SEEN A LIGHT-SKINNED NIGGA WITH HIS BRAINS BLOWN OUT

>reclusive because of basketball.

Same.

My gf wants me to go out to dinner tonight with her family. It'll be free, but I'll miss so many beautiful feats of athleticism.

LOL

Bulls are only beating the Celshits because the Celshits are chokers and IT sister fucking died.

lol it's gonna be funny when the bulls get handled by the wizards next round

me and 7kt rarely go out now that basketball started and we came out as an openly gay cpl. go process

ladies and gentlemen your 2017 bulls MVP

Nice try dumbass but 7KT is bungee jumping in Germany this time of year. After that he's running with the bulls in Spain.

He sent me a postcard.

/ouronetrueguy/ - Cleveland (LeGoat)
/ourguys/ - Wizards, Jazz, Bucks
/neutral/ - OKC, Blazers, Memphis, Rockets, SAS, Indiana, Cloppers, ATL
/fuckem/ - Bulls, Celtics, GSW

quit stalking us! /nba/ is our safe space. also post postcard post malone lmao bet you won't

How do you die from a crash like that? Oh that's right, being a literal retard and forgetting to buckle your seatbelt.

How do you even forget to buckle your seatbelt? Anyone that drives knows that putting on your seatbelt is basically second hand nature. It's an automatic action

>Rewatching game 7 of last year's finals
>GSW steal the ball
>Announcer goes "The Cavs cannot allow themselves to lose the ball like that when playing a superior team."
If only they knew.

i blame IT for letting his sister drive without the proper safety features of a tesla

captcha : bicycle

It's funny to think people actually thought the Cavs would lose last year.
Pretty much the same thing will happen this year, LeBron will dick around trying to build tension and then BTFO and remind everyone he's the greatest player of all time.

>greatest player of all time
>2nd seed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAAHHAHHHAHAHA

was dantoni the right coach for the lakers after all?

>Not understand that LeBron purposefully got the 2nd seed so he could have an underdog narrative despite winning last year.

Too edgy for me.

May she rest in peace. She seems my type.

how does that underdog narrative work when the 1 seed is literally garbage?

I haven't heard a single Celtics fan say that Boston had a chance in the playoffs

Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:

1.Only player in NBA history to quit because of Air Conditioner.
2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship.
3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape.
4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times.
5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars.
6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend.
7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8.Lose not 1, not 2, but 4 times in the Finals.
9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team.
10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet. (Nate Robinson)
12.Flop every single game in the playoff 5 out of 6 finals games by dropping FG% by 18.
13. shilled, voted for hilary and got BTFO
14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft, and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
15. First person to show his dick and lose in a Finals game.
16. got shut down by a bench player who ended up getting finals MVP
17. could not post up jj barea
18.got outscored by Jason Terry in an entire finals series
However, the fact remains that LeBron James now has a 2-3 record in the NBA Finals

Then you haven't been here often

>lebron is our guy

you won't get an answer to that one

No. im constantly going out, socializing, trying to pick up girls and making friends. I don't even watch basketball, I just come on here to piss people off and shitpost brodie memes.

>lebron is our guy

>lebron is our guy.

Are the

RACKETS
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literally /ourguys/?

anyone but lebron are 'our guys'

no, their entire game is just chucking threes and flopping

Not gonna lie he's actually been on point. Not too many far reaching predictions, but right.

he predicted lebron wouldn't make it out da east

And?

Bulls and Blazers

t. playoff fag

no you faggot. I hope adams breaks harden's fucking neck tonight

>mfw the pacies come back and win this shit

he's been on point unlike you

I'll suck everyone;s dik ITT if the Cavs even lose 1 game on the way to the finals

screencap this faggots

Please consider suicide you spastic.

[x] CAPPED

Good luck brother. Shall I make an X-post?

Laughing my ass off at all the anti-LeBron posters.

Talk shit while you can, but once LeBron wins again, you'll have to return to reddit and cry more.

yo lebron you alright dawg?

>3-4
>(((((((Silver))))))) suspending draymond

all these cavs hater lmao

the time has come

bow down to your legod, especially weststats faggots

Draymond was being a nog as usual.

>"muh sister" excuse

Yeah, I'm sure Al Horford and Marcus Smart are playing like absolute shit because of IT's sister.

Did you see their tears live? Are you gonna not be silent?

Draymond actually grabbed lebrons nuts

I'll suck everyone's dik ITT if the wiz even win 1 more game

screencap this niggers

real bron hours who tf up?

You're trying too hard now

This isn't me.

this is not me

this is me

Real Cavs Fan here.

Everyone here who is not a child, we're in for a fun ride this playoff.

welp another namefag bites the dust

same way gomeds was forced to trip lmao

wrong, he's in peru in the semi-annual poplocking competition

Dank

because he sucks at wacking

It is a shame, I didn't want to Trip, but this is the only way I can continue to show respect to the greatest team in the game currently.

raptors are such a dumb mascot, no one even knows what noise they made

>I didn't want to Trip
most don't until ayy81 BTFO you

let this be a lesson

Dantoni can't adapt his system to fit his current players when he was with the Lakers. Also Lakers had nothing to work with when Dantoni was coach.

>Zach Lowe: "Kyle's ass is so giant that people run into it before they run into a normal person's ass"

glad to see he finally come out of the closet desu

how many times has the number 1 seed lost in the first round in nba history?

Skip is literally /ourguy/

don't listen to this trip it's larry up to his old tricks. he's trying to steal my identity

Too scared to rate my rapties?

literally our guy
doesnt he browse /fa/?

GIRL I WANNA EAT YO PUSSY

BUT I JUST CAINT

Wow! What amazing analysis!

LOL BRO I BEEN RECLUSIVE SINCE MY BALLS HAD HAIR ON THEM

normie gtfo

I'm so tired of these fucking millennial sportswriters trying to be quirky, jesus christ.