The aliens are coming

The aliens are coming.

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5167821/Astronomers-scan-alien-comet-Oumuamua-ET-signals.html

What's your theory? Mine:
>They're here to talk to the humpback whales.

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>What's your theory?

It's a fucking rock.

How would a big fucking rock be practical to probe space or transport ayylmaos?

its the globalist elites

this isn't counter-strike idiot

>Travelling at 44 kilometres per second (27 mph)
Yep, quality reporting

I'm gonna shut my ass with flex seal I'm not getting probed

Try this one
scientificamerican.com/article/alien-probe-or-galactic-driftwood-seti-tunes-in-to-oumuamua/

Space turd?

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Aerodynamics aren't a thing in space. That's why satellites have all kinds of bits and bobs that would be ripped off right away in a wind tunnel.

It might not be made to enter or escape an atmosphere, but it would make a pretty neat "stealth" craft for observing lower level life that has the ability to look up at it with a telescope and potentially shoot some rockets at it

Rama has arrived

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lord knows im gonna get probed and im gonna like it

What if the aliens have already been here and they think we're just too stupid to talk to?

kek

>scientificamerican.com/article/alien-probe-or-galactic-driftwood-seti-tunes-in-to-oumuamua/
>its estimated spin rate seems too low to create useful amounts of “artificial gravity” for anything onboard.
>Its speed relative to the solar system (about 20 kilometers per second) also seems rather slow for any interstellar probe, which presumably would cruise at higher speeds for faster trips between stars.

they're in Antarctica already.

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When we discover a new animal race, do we leave them alone if we think they're too stupid to talk to?

Why would aliens think anything like humans

Oh good, someone resurrect the cast of Star Trek ToS. The whale probe is back.

Will it be legal to kill aliens unprovoked as a private citizen?

No, we try to convert them to Islam.

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Oh

>per second
thats 98k+ mph.

Actually, this asteroid already made it's closest approach to Earth over the summer. It is currently hauling ass back out of the Solar System.

thanks

that's fucking retarded

Or will it require a hunting licence :p
There was actually a quite cool video I saw about this one time - might have been vsauce

Masonic lies....nothing has ever left or entered the firmament and never will , unless God wills it.

Yeah it totally was vsauce. Thanks for reminding me.

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Vsauce : Are we ready for aliens?
youtube.com/watch?v=gCBlAAtJA54

Is this fucking guy the best G rated entertainer on youtube?

killing an ET would fall within the scope of cruelty-to-animals laws

Don't be an idiot, a Battlestar is way bigger than that. At most this could be an Anala class

So long & thanks for all the fish.

clearly the log ejected from andy sixx's asshole

Does space exist outside an artists rendition of it?