Sup Forums, tell me if i fucked this up and/or how i can fix and salvage this? happened yesterday, she still isnt talking to me
>end of semester approaching >decide to befriend qt 3.14 scene grill in my gen ed glass >turns out we have a lot in common >decide to invite her to Subway after class >she obliges >marrymenow.jpg
so to make the story shorter, she forgets her purse at the subway after we left, i offer to get it for her as she continues to make her way home
>'oh thats nice of you user...just bring it back tomorrow and dont go through it lol' >duh
so i retrieve her purse, bring it home with me for me to bring it to her tomorrow (today)
pic related, she looks p similar to this style
Aaron Sanchez
>curiousity gets best of me, i end up going through one or two of her pockets >end up going through entire thing >mostly girly shit, make up, receipts etc >find condoms >score
>ffw to today, i get her purse back and she thanks me >i decide to bring up the condoms, seeing as she obviously was planning on sleeping with me >she freaks the fuck out, cause she finds out i went through her purse >storms out, isnt replying to my fb msgs, texts, calls, voicemails, even emails in the college email system
wat fucking do? i dont fucking get what went wrong here
Jaxson Fisher
What part of seeing condoms made you think she wanted to sleep with you?
Henry Russell
You went through her purse and you weren't able to shut the fuck up about it, you shouldn't have said anything, you fucked up lmfao
Julian Smith
well from my eyes, if she obliged to come with me to subway, THEN go home, had she not forgotten her purse, she obviously wouldve came over my house lol
but she forgot her purse, so it wasnt able to happen
Jackson Powell
You should have just stayed quiet
Aiden Foster
Say goodbye to that pussy. Learn to keep things to yourself faggot.
Jonathan Rivera
you fucked up big time there kill your self now dumbass
Landon Brooks
>i dont fucking get what went wrong here that's the problem
Henry Young
I wouldn't contact her. She might stop being mad in a few days or a week and realize she overreacted...but she won't ever get there if u are spamming her
Andrew Rivera
You're an idiot if you assume that having condoms in her purse meant she wanted to have sex with you. Lots of girls carry condoms when they go out. Hell, I even carry one when I go out, just in case, and I'm a guy.
It would be better to carry one and not use it, than to need one and not have it.
The only thing you can do is apologize to her and leave her the fuck alone. If you're lucky she'll come back to talk to you, and at that point say something like you thought she was hiding something of concern...
As if you assumed she wanted to have sex with you for that reason... Christ...
Ian Clark
>i dont fucking get what went wrong here You did what she said not to do, you dumb fuck. >>i decide to bring up the condoms, seeing as she obviously was planning on sleeping with me 110% not the case. I carry a condom in my wallet in case I get lucky at a party or bar. That doesn't mean I plan to fuck on every date I go on, where I leave said condom in my wallet. >isnt replying to my fb msgs, texts, calls, voicemails, even emails in the college email system Bruh. If some girl I freaked out on for violating my privacy after a single date did all that shit to me, she'd get an instant trip to the "Crazy Bitch I never need to talk to again" list. That is BEYOND fucking obsessed and creepy.
You fucked up user. You violated her privacy, after she asked you not to (And you could have just not mentioned it, even), and then went hella stalker and messaged her some thousand different fucking ways. Seriously. Theres no coming back from it. Just, cut your losses, if you see her at a Party sometime in the future or something, just apologize for looking through her purse, acting like a douche, and going all stalker-mode on her, and go your separate ways, hoping she doesn't tell every woman she talks to from now on about how fucking creepy you are.
Jack White
^ Plus fucking one.
Jordan Miller
ok but her having it in the first place after obliging obviosuly meant that like im not stupid
im still tryin to salvage whats left by just apologizing but shes cold shouldering me
Jace Watson
Omg
Robert Mitchell
Just get a Fleshlight now....cause you aren't gonna get a real girl anytime soon...
Gabriel Carter
Lmao rip bro > next time My sides
Lucas Rivera
>and realize she overreacted She didn't though. You are a creep who invaded her privacy.
Kayden Hughes
OP you're literally the dumbest person I've ever had the displeasure of coming across on this site
Owen Taylor
>im still tryin to salvage whats left by just apologizing but shes cold shouldering me You're done, move on.
Ayden Morris
So...Is anyone going to screen cap this thread? Put me in it?
John Rogers
I would post on r/creepypms but am lazy
Zachary Sanchez
you're too stupid to be here
Jacob Green
It's not that bad. Just a dumb guy being dumb. Obviously failed her woman test
Camden Reyes
No fixing it man, sorry bud. Next time don't be a 16 year old new fag about life.
Anthony Fisher
If you really had to tell her you should have said that it "fell out" but it's too late now. Just remember it for the next 3.14 girl you talk to noob
Aiden Phillips
>"Don't do thing." >"Okay, sure. I won't do thing." >do thing anyway >admit doing thing >wonder why they mad >tell random strangers about it hoping they will reassure me and tell me i was in the right (they will not) Why do people do this? Well, I have some free time. Let's go over why you're fucking retarded. >One, you violated her privacy when she told you not to, not that she should even have to tell you. >Two, agreeing to go to fucking Subway once is not necessarily a sign she's attracted to you. She may just be looking for friends. Life's not an hour-and-a-half porn movie, dipshit. Not everyone is just down for a one night stand and it actually takes time to develop a relationship with most girls if you're not a total chad. If they're going to have a long-term relationship with you, either you need to be really attractive or they need to take some time to tell whether you're some purse-perusing panty sniffer or not. Usually it takes a few months, not a single "date." This is what ugly betas call "the friendzone." >Three, people carry condoms just in case. You're extremely self-centered if you think she placed those condoms in there after meeting you instead of having had them in there for a long time. Stop. It's over. You fucked up. Girls don't want a nosy Ned or a desperate Dan. You're proving yourself to be both. Cut your loss, learn how to deal with people and try again later but right now you're being a clueless, impatient, prying, socially retarded, egocentric, creepy pervert.
Brayden Rodriguez
Go back to le reddit REEEEE I wanna tie your dad up then fuck your sister in front of him then shove a ball gag in her vag, so I get a mix of our dna then put it in his mouth all while you sit in your room browsing your precious reddit. REEE
Caleb Diaz
>trying to salvage whats left Theres nothing left. You thought you could be a chad to a scene chick. And guess what faggot, say goodbye to emo pussy because you fucked up. Just find some other chick that doesnt know this one, and move on
Dylan Peterson
Emo pussy
Kevin Edwards
This.
Now you have our judgement that you're a complete fucktard. Do us a favour, don't breed. The species will get smarter as a result
Hudson Cox
I hope OP isn't spamming her with "sorry if you're embarrassed that I looked, I know those condoms were for me so I need to apologize"
Jason Edwards
Oh, god, he probably is.
Zachary Hall
Are...Are you trying to correct me user? Well then, go ahead, correct me. Say what your gonna say. Do it. Say it.
Xavier Perez
>I decide to bring up the condoms, seeing as she was obviously planning on sleeping with me
Holy shit, glad to see there are people out there so socially inept they make me look charismatic.
Angel Walker
Bro, are you fucking for real? I'm not really that good with women (just super anxious, not really creepy) but good fucking lord, this hurt to read. You need behavioral therapy if you really can't understand this situation.
Liam Diaz
Okay, nobody's this clueless. He's trolling, I'm out.
Grayson Lewis
You're a nosey fuck, thats what went wrong
Ian Bennett
The cyber stalking is 100x creepier than going through her bag
Dylan Jenkins
>goes through a woman's purse >explicitly asked to not do this >common sense not to do this >HUR DUR WHAT WENT WRONG
Ok, ok. But she didn't catch you, so you're in the clear. Just don't take that kind of a risk with losing that pussy. >intentionally rat out your own snooping >why the fuck >OP is hopeless
Aiden Johnson
well i basically brought that up in case she didnt know what i was talking about
Carter Foster
This is some goddamn elaborate b8 m8
Adrian Anderson
>dudestop.png
Mason Morris
This is a joke. There is just no way.
Wyatt Gutierrez
This HAS to be b8
Colton Richardson
thats fucking stupid dude. She brought her purse to uni with her that day, before you had talked to her. So she obviously had the condoms in there before any possibility of sleeping with you was on the cards. You are deluded and retarded and presumptuous. Just give up, you fucked it, if she wants anything more, she'll talk to you. Just divert your attention, it is the least retarded, and honestly most attractive thing you can do.
Oliver Moore
well to be fair i havent msged her in 12ish hours, and i didnt want to seem like i was giving her the cold shoulder or silent treament lol so i had to recap
Ayden Barnes
Not buying it. Go away.
Liam Hall
>so i had to recap >recap
Gabriel Morgan
holy fuck, I'm starting to think this can't be real.
If this is real OP, she is never going to talk to you again and probably will avoid you completely. Not just because of the whole purse thing, but because of your behavior after the fact.
Christian King
Jesus Fucking Christ JUST HOW SOCIALLY INEPT ARE YOU WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Ryan Wilson
Can someone please screen cap this and put it in a ylyl My fucking sides right now I've been laughing uncontrollably
Ryan Reed
>at >one >in >the >morning
did you wake up in the middle of the fucking night thinking you had discovered the perfect phrasing to make it all go away?
Noah Wilson
A 16 year old would've lied about snooping.
Camden Martinez
>>curiousity gets best of me, i end up going through one or two of her pockets >>end up going through entire thing >>i decide to bring up the condoms, seeing as she obviously was planning on sleeping with me retard
Jace Brown
Wow....just.....wow. If u said sorry and said that of course u were going to look since she said not to, turned it into a joke, and then left her alone until she stopped being mad, you would have a shot. Too late since now the issue is your creepiness
John Russell
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Adrian Baker
You're so fucking dumb, bro.
Nathan Martin
Is op baiting us or is he king cringe ?
Mason White
and put me in it
Kayden Hill
ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING RETARDED. YOU PISSED ME OFF AND IM SPERGING OUT BUT THATS STILL NOT AS AUTISTIC AS WHAT YOU DID! FUCKTARD!
Josiah Taylor
Whoa, friend. Take a breather.
Jose King
i love this fucking website
Jace Murphy
This has to be bait.
>be me op >snoop through purse (like any guy) >be autistic or troll >just because women has condom I assume she wants to have sex with me >so you wanted sex because you had condoms right?
Kekeke
Brody Garcia
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Luis Brooks
You had a nice troll going for a minute there, bud, but that one pushed it into unbelievable zone.
Thanks for the entertainment earlier, tho.
Austin Mitchell
This is some strong autism
Nathan Williams
old, stale pasta
Nicholas Russell
why would we cap pasta?
Bentley Wood
Are you in special ed classes?
Charles Miller
This is copypasta from like 2012 you fucking newfags
Kevin Nguyen
hey there i am
Eli Martin
post the pasta then you fuckin downie
Jacob Roberts
There's no hope for an autist like you. For a qt to accept and then you spill your chromosomes all over it. You don't deserve the release of death that awaits
Sebastian Thomas
You spastic. I take condoms everywhere, but I'm not trying to fuck anyone I go out with.
Nolan Jackson
1. It does not take "a few months" for a girl to figure out if she wants to date you seriously or not. It takes a few interactions/conversations and maybe once out to lunch/coffee/dinner/study session/etc. 2. "Friend zone" is not that period where shes trying to decide if she wants to date you you fucking idiot. Friend zone is when a girl will not date you and just wants to be friends forever and you are rarely let out of the friendzone so there is no point to try anything.
You came off pretty beta and inexperienced in your post. I predict your age is somewhere between 13-18. PS you type like an extreme reddit faggot and im getting a girl vibe from you. If you are a girl stop filling this mans head with lies.
Zachary Price
you're a fucking idiot, this bitch doesn't want to sleep with you. go to bed fuckin incel dont forget to practice your social cue cards