Sup Forums, tell me if i fucked this up and/or how i can fix and salvage this? happened yesterday...

Sup Forums, tell me if i fucked this up and/or how i can fix and salvage this? happened yesterday, she still isnt talking to me

>end of semester approaching
>decide to befriend qt 3.14 scene grill in my gen ed glass
>turns out we have a lot in common
>decide to invite her to Subway after class
>she obliges
>marrymenow.jpg

so to make the story shorter, she forgets her purse at the subway after we left, i offer to get it for her as she continues to make her way home

>'oh thats nice of you user...just bring it back tomorrow and dont go through it lol'
>duh

so i retrieve her purse, bring it home with me for me to bring it to her tomorrow (today)

pic related, she looks p similar to this style

>curiousity gets best of me, i end up going through one or two of her pockets
>end up going through entire thing
>mostly girly shit, make up, receipts etc
>find condoms
>score

>ffw to today, i get her purse back and she thanks me
>i decide to bring up the condoms, seeing as she obviously was planning on sleeping with me
>she freaks the fuck out, cause she finds out i went through her purse
>storms out, isnt replying to my fb msgs, texts, calls, voicemails, even emails in the college email system

wat fucking do? i dont fucking get what went wrong here

What part of seeing condoms made you think she wanted to sleep with you?

You went through her purse and you weren't able to shut the fuck up about it, you shouldn't have said anything, you fucked up lmfao

well from my eyes, if she obliged to come with me to subway, THEN go home, had she not forgotten her purse, she obviously wouldve came over my house lol

but she forgot her purse, so it wasnt able to happen

You should have just stayed quiet

Say goodbye to that pussy. Learn to keep things to yourself faggot.

you fucked up big time there kill your self now dumbass

>i dont fucking get what went wrong here
that's the problem

I wouldn't contact her. She might stop being mad in a few days or a week and realize she overreacted...but she won't ever get there if u are spamming her

You're an idiot if you assume that having condoms in her purse meant she wanted to have sex with you. Lots of girls carry condoms when they go out. Hell, I even carry one when I go out, just in case, and I'm a guy.

It would be better to carry one and not use it, than to need one and not have it.

The only thing you can do is apologize to her and leave her the fuck alone. If you're lucky she'll come back to talk to you, and at that point say something like you thought she was hiding something of concern...

As if you assumed she wanted to have sex with you for that reason... Christ...

>i dont fucking get what went wrong here
You did what she said not to do, you dumb fuck.
>>i decide to bring up the condoms, seeing as she obviously was planning on sleeping with me
110% not the case. I carry a condom in my wallet in case I get lucky at a party or bar. That doesn't mean I plan to fuck on every date I go on, where I leave said condom in my wallet.
>isnt replying to my fb msgs, texts, calls, voicemails, even emails in the college email system
Bruh.
If some girl I freaked out on for violating my privacy after a single date did all that shit to me, she'd get an instant trip to the "Crazy Bitch I never need to talk to again" list. That is BEYOND fucking obsessed and creepy.

You fucked up user. You violated her privacy, after she asked you not to (And you could have just not mentioned it, even), and then went hella stalker and messaged her some thousand different fucking ways. Seriously. Theres no coming back from it. Just, cut your losses, if you see her at a Party sometime in the future or something, just apologize for looking through her purse, acting like a douche, and going all stalker-mode on her, and go your separate ways, hoping she doesn't tell every woman she talks to from now on about how fucking creepy you are.

^ Plus fucking one.

ok but her having it in the first place after obliging obviosuly meant that like im not stupid

im still tryin to salvage whats left by just apologizing but shes cold shouldering me

Omg

Just get a Fleshlight now....cause you aren't gonna get a real girl anytime soon...

Lmao rip bro
> next time
My sides

>and realize she overreacted
She didn't though. You are a creep who invaded her privacy.

OP you're literally the dumbest person I've ever had the displeasure of coming across on this site

>im still tryin to salvage whats left by just apologizing but shes cold shouldering me
You're done, move on.

So...Is anyone going to screen cap this thread?
Put me in it?

I would post on r/creepypms but am lazy

you're too stupid to be here

It's not that bad. Just a dumb guy being dumb. Obviously failed her woman test

No fixing it man, sorry bud. Next time don't be a 16 year old new fag about life.

If you really had to tell her you should have said that it "fell out" but it's too late now. Just remember it for the next 3.14 girl you talk to noob

>"Don't do thing."
>"Okay, sure. I won't do thing."
>do thing anyway
>admit doing thing
>wonder why they mad
>tell random strangers about it hoping they will reassure me and tell me i was in the right (they will not)
Why do people do this? Well, I have some free time. Let's go over why you're fucking retarded.
>One, you violated her privacy when she told you not to, not that she should even have to tell you.
>Two, agreeing to go to fucking Subway once is not necessarily a sign she's attracted to you. She may just be looking for friends. Life's not an hour-and-a-half porn movie, dipshit. Not everyone is just down for a one night stand and it actually takes time to develop a relationship with most girls if you're not a total chad. If they're going to have a long-term relationship with you, either you need to be really attractive or they need to take some time to tell whether you're some purse-perusing panty sniffer or not. Usually it takes a few months, not a single "date." This is what ugly betas call "the friendzone."
>Three, people carry condoms just in case. You're extremely self-centered if you think she placed those condoms in there after meeting you instead of having had them in there for a long time.
Stop. It's over. You fucked up. Girls don't want a nosy Ned or a desperate Dan. You're proving yourself to be both. Cut your loss, learn how to deal with people and try again later but right now you're being a clueless, impatient, prying, socially retarded, egocentric, creepy pervert.

Go back to le reddit REEEEE
I wanna tie your dad up then fuck your sister in front of him then shove a ball gag in her vag, so I get a mix of our dna then put it in his mouth all while you sit in your room browsing your precious reddit. REEE

>trying to salvage whats left
Theres nothing left. You thought you could be a chad to a scene chick. And guess what faggot, say goodbye to emo pussy because you fucked up. Just find some other chick that doesnt know this one, and move on

Emo pussy

This.

Now you have our judgement that you're a complete fucktard. Do us a favour, don't breed. The species will get smarter as a result

I hope OP isn't spamming her with "sorry if you're embarrassed that I looked, I know those condoms were for me so I need to apologize"

Oh, god, he probably is.

Are...Are you trying to correct me user? Well then, go ahead, correct me. Say what your gonna say. Do it. Say it.

>I decide to bring up the condoms, seeing as she was obviously planning on sleeping with me

Holy shit, glad to see there are people out there so socially inept they make me look charismatic.

Bro, are you fucking for real? I'm not really that good with women (just super anxious, not really creepy) but good fucking lord, this hurt to read. You need behavioral therapy if you really can't understand this situation.

Okay, nobody's this clueless. He's trolling, I'm out.

You're a nosey fuck, thats what went wrong

The cyber stalking is 100x creepier than going through her bag

>goes through a woman's purse
>explicitly asked to not do this
>common sense not to do this
>HUR DUR WHAT WENT WRONG

Ok, ok. But she didn't catch you, so you're in the clear. Just don't take that kind of a risk with losing that pussy.
>intentionally rat out your own snooping
>why the fuck
>OP is hopeless

well i basically brought that up in case she didnt know what i was talking about

This is some goddamn elaborate b8 m8

>dudestop.png

This is a joke. There is just no way.

This HAS to be b8

thats fucking stupid dude.
She brought her purse to uni with her that day, before you had talked to her.
So she obviously had the condoms in there before any possibility of sleeping with you was on the cards.
You are deluded and retarded and presumptuous.
Just give up, you fucked it, if she wants anything more, she'll talk to you.
Just divert your attention, it is the least retarded, and honestly most attractive thing you can do.

well to be fair i havent msged her in 12ish hours, and i didnt want to seem like i was giving her the cold shoulder or silent treament lol so i had to recap

Not buying it. Go away.

>so i had to recap
>recap

holy fuck, I'm starting to think this can't be real.

If this is real OP, she is never going to talk to you again and probably will avoid you completely. Not just because of the whole purse thing, but because of your behavior after the fact.

Jesus
Fucking
Christ
JUST HOW SOCIALLY INEPT ARE YOU
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Can someone please screen cap this and put it in a ylyl My fucking sides right now I've been laughing uncontrollably

>at
>one
>in
>the
>morning

did you wake up in the middle of the fucking night thinking you had discovered the perfect phrasing to make it all go away?

A 16 year old would've lied about snooping.

>>curiousity gets best of me, i end up going through one or two of her pockets
>>end up going through entire thing
>>i decide to bring up the condoms, seeing as she obviously was planning on sleeping with me
retard

Wow....just.....wow. If u said sorry and said that of course u were going to look since she said not to, turned it into a joke, and then left her alone until she stopped being mad, you would have a shot. Too late since now the issue is your creepiness

...

You're so fucking dumb, bro.

Is op baiting us or is he king cringe ?

and put me in it

ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING RETARDED. YOU PISSED ME OFF AND IM SPERGING OUT BUT THATS STILL NOT AS AUTISTIC AS WHAT YOU DID! FUCKTARD!

Whoa, friend. Take a breather.

i love this fucking website

This has to be bait.

>be me op
>snoop through purse (like any guy)
>be autistic or troll
>just because women has condom I assume she wants to have sex with me
>so you wanted sex because you had condoms right?

Kekeke

...

You had a nice troll going for a minute there, bud, but that one pushed it into unbelievable zone.

Thanks for the entertainment earlier, tho.

This is some strong autism

old, stale pasta

why would we cap pasta?

Are you in special ed classes?

This is copypasta from like 2012 you fucking newfags

hey there i am

post the pasta then you fuckin downie

There's no hope for an autist like you. For a qt to accept and then you spill your chromosomes all over it. You don't deserve the release of death that awaits

You spastic. I take condoms everywhere, but I'm not trying to fuck anyone I go out with.

1. It does not take "a few months" for a girl to figure out if she wants to date you seriously or not. It takes a few interactions/conversations and maybe once out to lunch/coffee/dinner/study session/etc.
2. "Friend zone" is not that period where shes trying to decide if she wants to date you you fucking idiot. Friend zone is when a girl will not date you and just wants to be friends forever and you are rarely let out of the friendzone so there is no point to try anything.

You came off pretty beta and inexperienced in your post. I predict your age is somewhere between 13-18. PS you type like an extreme reddit faggot and im getting a girl vibe from you. If you are a girl stop filling this mans head with lies.

you're a fucking idiot, this bitch doesn't want to sleep with you.
go to bed fuckin incel
dont forget to practice your social cue cards

>1am
>middle of the night
wat

Has OP considered making toast in the bath?

Ya blew it, buddy. Move on.

O-okay, sorry.