New Tinder thread, last one 404'd. Dubs decide what I say

New Tinder thread, last one 404'd. Dubs decide what I say.

Howdy. Damn shame it died. Best thread in ages.
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Salutations, authoritative yet respected administrator. I am currently pondering the subject of the ownership of a said female genitalia, that of which being the interior as well as the exterior structure of the vagina. Please note that I am only asking for this with the utmost respect and grateful ponderings upon the matter.

aaand she unmatched That's... 4, i think. Moving ever onwards!

Send a link to this thread, my dude

i want to cum in you and then eat it out of you.

i eat pussey HARDCORE. it wont stank no mo

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Keep it going, Tinder Senpai.

are u a school? cuz imma shoot kids inside u

grils like it dirty

i eat pussey like a CHAMP

Oh shit, son. Strong start to the thread.

hey baby lets make a snuff film together

The very first one we sent finally replied!

SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE

how hairy is ur anus

girl is this harry potter? cuz my dick is slytherin

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It isn't hairy at all, but it is a gas giant.

Hello. I was wondering whether you would like to have meaningless, unfulfilling, sex in a dumpster?

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You finally got it. Gratz my dude.

This thread is my new life.

how much would i have to pay you to toss my salad

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I have seen so damn many street signs since I started this thread >.

Well, someone around here has gotta be.

What's your excuse?

10/10 thread

Fuck it use that

forgot to tag all of 'em. Oops.

girl, you must be in the kkk because i think we'll have a lot of fun once we get under the sheets

kek

girl you must be haggis cause you make me want to stuff you with old meat

Welp, let's give that one another shot.

girl, you must be tiger woods because no matter what you do, you'll still just be a nigger

girl you must be a litterbox because i want my three cats to take a shit in you

I dont like girls shhhhhhhh

Already replied to her, much as I like your response, it's no longer relevant.

are moms girls?

girl, i must be cervical cancer because i'm totally eating your pussy

I want to eat a five course meal off of your ass and lick whatever sauce or juice off for desert

The plot thickens...

if i was first i'd booger pick a you

Hello, I have to go to the bathroom very badly, would it be ok if I used your pussy as a urinal?

KEK'D HARD. rollin

roll

reroll

How would you feel about a threesome with mu mom?

roll for this

my

rollout

girl you must be a picture because i want to hang you from a nail in my hallway

roll.

alright enough chit chat send nudes.

roll

xd roll

rollan

I'm gonna make your pussy look like a bull dog eating mayonaise

i voted for trump

nice

If dubs i roll for

you didn't vote for hillary did you?

roll

Well that escalated quickly.

ROLLING

Hey! Is your real name "Wendy?"

Sorry, the only reason I ask is you're one greasy ass joint, and you've clearly had dozens of workmen inside you, over the lunch break.

I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS

YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY

OP finds true love on Tinder if we can lead a coversation well. As a result, OP will not find true love on Tinder.

THIS IS THE INTERNET. BEEP BOOP.

Well then.

rolll

rolling.

Didn't see that coming

i bet you have a tasty cunt ;-)

OP is a pimp!

Slight change, to make it make sense.

how big ya tits

Reroll, for great justice.

SOMEONE'S GOTTA GET THIS ONE

roll ;_;

lets make fukfuk

The saga continues...

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im a registered sex offender. now that that's outta the way, let's bang. you don't live near a school do you?

I think you're my true love....

So you've had kids... are they cute?

You look trashy. Can I use you as a cum dumpster?

she's just my mom. you don't need permission with that whore

Ok. I'm fucked. Gonna finally commit suicide. Yourself nice, but I'm locked and loaded. See you on the other side. Hopefully.

roll

HAHAHA ROLL

Rollerino.

So... anal?

so close. rolling again

Roll

roll roll

fuuuuuuuuuuu cmonnn

re-read her response before you roll anymore, I think you misread some of it.

Damn.

Rollllll

*your