How would you go about your life if you had a micropenis? Would you ever even attempt walking up to a girl...

How would you go about your life if you had a micropenis? Would you ever even attempt walking up to a girl, knowing that even if you get somewhere with her you are incomparably inferior to other men and can never make her feel good sexually?

I would find something else besides sex to focus on

Bump

probably abstain, focus on my ambitions and career rather than just sex.

But even without sex, you still lust for female companion in life. You still want someone to love, to be passionate about.

You also get a shitload of complexes from that. God does it suck having that thing.

>never make her feel good sexually

Bruh i can turn my gf into a sloppy, quivering mess with nothing but my tongue in about 10 minutes.

Also if i had a micro dick id probably eventually get into cuck porn.

I mean, id get to finger and lick pussy/ass/ feet/ tits of some super hot bitches.
Better than most regular dick guys get.
Oh and id be getting paid

shitpost cuckold threads on b

>if
>Assuming I don't have a micropenis
:(

I'd become a trap

what do you mean become?

That's not a micro penis. That is just a sleeping giant. My penis looks the same but grows out to be 6".

It hurts, doesn't it man? Nature can be such a cruel bitch.

the ol' trojan horse dick

Having a grower that looks like a microcock when it's not hard already makes me feel great as a trap, so not much would change

I would remove myself from the gene pool since nature found a way to do it against my will. Good thing I don't have a micropenis, I guess. Honestly I would immerse myself in video games. If I wanted sex I would pay a prostitute. I would try to have a successful career then find some desperate layabout whore that only wants some guy to take care of her. I would learn to eat pussy and wield dildos. I would find some struggling single mom and take care of her and her kids. This sort of shit sounds like the only way I'd ever find any sort of happiness in life.

Take advantage of that, my dick looks like that when it is sleeping, so i tell girls that I have a micro penis when they ask about that, then I show them, they start to smyle and I just say... you can touch it, they do it, after that my micro penis start to grow up, is not that big, but not that small, at the end they just end up playing with it, it has been worked for me couple of times

>10 minutes

Got bad news for you. If she isn't wet before you get her pants off and she isn't creaming herself in less than two minutes then she has to concentrate and think about other things in order to get herself off.

that isn't all life is about. Imagine you find female companionship, then what?

My friend got super messed up drunk once and shit his pants and puked everywhere.. Completely destroyed our friends bathroom. He's laying there passed out on the toilet and we decide to get him into the bathtub so he doesn't choke on his vomit and die. I go to grab the fucker in my plastic bag armor and see he has not a dick, but a fucking black hole full of hair. To find his actual penis i would have had to go searching for it. And this is a big guy like 6ft 230lbs

Christ lads I couldn't imagine what I would do if I had a microdick

>isnt wet before you get her pants off
Bro how much of a virgin could you possibly ever be?

>how to let everyone on the internet know that you have never had sex, in 1 sentence

The kind with a wife and two kids, I guess.

I have a micro penis somi got a diesel brotruck and drive around rolling coal on everyone cause i hate life so much and i want everyone else to hate life as much as me.

Shes probably wet when you take her pants off because shes full off someone elses cum

Become a trap, or try your best to become a trap via hormones, facial surgery, etc. Sucks cocks. Take cocks. Eat pussy. Get pegged.

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sage

Just because you have micropenis-induced cuck fantasies that doesn't mean everyone in this thread does.

Hahaha are you serious? Most girls are totally soaked by the time I touch the pussy. If you're not a virgin, youre ugly as shit or bad at sex amigo

Men with micropenises can find female companionship. Surprisingly enough, dick size is not the make or break thing for women that men make it out to be.

ANd before you accuse me of having a micropenis, I don't, and I'm gay anyway.

Fucking lol

does he know you saw? lol

burn baby

And then you have someone to care about. This is all a man needs in his life honestly, or so I think.
>I would find some struggling single mom and take care of her and her kids
That's... that's probably what I will be trying to do once I've built somewhat of a successful career. Never actually thought of that before.

>hormones, facial surgery, etc
by then wouldn't it just be easier to get dick surgery?

No... He's already a 25 year old virgin and I didn't want to throw that on him. He's a good dude and he has enough problems. I just felt bad

Mate just imagine, my """dick""" is like the size of my fucking thumb. Erected. There are millions of sex-starved dudes who could be just as good as me in other departments, if not better. Why in the world would she choose me?

I have one and I don't approach any girls. Yet they approach me and I've had five girlfriends based off my personality. I was honest with them from the start. I'm engaged right now. But man I would trade almost anything for a normal penis.

i have a thread about my life with a micropenis going on right now. tldr; i'm killing myself in the thread.

>Why in the world would she choose me?

And there you go. That attitude is exactly why you're not getting laid.

Explain.

>That's... that's probably what I will be trying to do once I've built somewhat of a successful career. Never actually thought of that before.

Yeah man, getting older without getting married has some parallels to micropenis. The older you get, the more unattractive you become. I noticed I was going bald in my early twenties, but my hair is thick so it took me until my early thirties to get to the point where I couldn't style my hair a certain way and I had to start shaving my head. Also, your libido starts to decline a bit and you can't have those all-day, all-night sex sessions like you used to.

Anyway, I really wanted to have a family so it was a race against time. I started dating a lot of single moms because they just want to add dad, they don't want to fuck around a lot. Sex still means a lot to them, don't get me wrong, but they aren't looking to date and just have fun, they're trying to "get serious" because they have their kid to think about. Anyway, good luck. Finding some girl that needs someone to take care of them might be your best bet. Beware though, if they think they can "better deal" you then they just might.

get a transplant asap. would get it done in china if necessary.

if they steal my kidney in the process, whatev. either i lose a kidney and gain a dick, or i die after surgery.

either way, i don't have to live with a micropenis anymore.

Are you serious? If you can't even see what I'm referring to, you'll never get it anyway.

My dick

> focus on something else

Do you have to be so full of yourself?

Literally me. Life isn't fair.

work hard
get transplant
period

then make up story about being a kid and climbing over a fence (metal with those sharp edges) as a kid and almost ripping my dick off.

or you could just say you had a micropenis and got a transplant

TRIM YOUR FUCKING NAILS JESUS CHRIST

ik the feel, mine goes from 2 inches to almost 7