Lets get some hooker stories up in here, how did fucking your first hooker go?

Lets get some hooker stories up in here, how did fucking your first hooker go?

> be me, 20 year old
> grandpa gave me a ton of money bc birthday is close to christmass and also i did some computer work for his shop, so im loaded with cash
> on new year's vacation in a mexican beach with my brother (we're mexican)
> at the new year rave we get drunk as fuck, blackout
> wake up next to hooker already dressed somewhere around 10 am with the hell of a hangover
> the hooker tells me she's ready and that we need to leave ASAP
turns out that i paid to bring the hooker to my room instead of fucking her in the brothel (which costs like full service rate x5), then took a cab to my hotel but gave the driver the wrong name and after he left us we had to walk half an hour and the driver wasn't aware of where we were going, on the way there the hooker told me she was almost held prisoner so i told her i'd bring her to my home city where i'd be her pimp, but a much more benevolent one, she agreed, we changed my flight to the next day and bought her a ticket with my credit card on my laptop and she went to pick up a couple things like normal clothes and ids and made it back in the morning
> tell my brother i have to leave, he's still drunk from last night
>got back home 2 days early, nobody saw me arrive with a hooker
> we go to sleep to a friend's appartment for the night, paid her 3 weeks worth of rent in another small time room
> after she went there i told her where to go to look for johns, never saw her again

swear to God that's the honest truth

> be 16
> Out with friends one night
> Walking home with kebab about 1am because taxi line up too long
> sketchy area but drunk so 3 of us are feeling alpha
> Hooker propositions us, shes about 20, short, cute redhead, maybe 7/10
> Says if we give her £60 she will blow us all
> Shit guys, I'm Keen
> Only have £36 between us
> She says fuck it, that's enough
> Drags us into a laneway
> I'm first. She gets on her knees, friends on look out
> she tells me to let her know when Im gonna cum
> look over friends watching out while holding my kebab
> Two mins in blow my load
> Next friend takes my place
> 5 mins later we are all done
> Kebab still warm

Have been tempted to pick up a street walker. But they look either way too young, too drugged up, or just fucking butt ugly.

yeah i wouldnt do that bud

This plus I'm always paranoid of a hooker sting/bust. Been happening a lot lately and the last girl I had, I didn't even do anything with. Saw that she started sweating like crazy out of nowhere and got spook'd

tell me the story bro

You want to increase your budget if you're pursuing higher class of pussy.

>browsing backpage because I haven't had a blowie in forever
>find a girl who appears real (has reviews and such)
>deliberate for like an hour before calling
>drymouth as fuck, what if I get arrested or some shit
>work out time to meet
>meet at cheap hotel
>she takes her shirt off, but I'm too nervous and new to the whole thing to do any touching
>she sucks my dick
>kind of "professional" rather than passionate, but hey, it's still worth the price
>come in her mouth
>clean up and go home to wife

When her lips were around your cock and no cops bust through the doors why didn't you escalate and grab her tits?

>I am too new

Is that like code for hyper virgin?

I was 18. In Fort Bending, GA for Army basic training. Went AWOL one morning, and I was gone for 4 days. On the third day, I was nearly out of cash, so I decided to go back the next day. The 3rd day I figured I'd use my last remaining day of freedom wisely, so I got a hotel room, scoured Craigslist for hookers, ordered Dominoes. The hooker comes over, gives me an amazing massage, let's me fuck her raw. She told me not to nut inside because she wasn't on birth control but I did anyway. She cleans up and leaves, I roll a blunt and eat brownies, watch TV.

Not a single word of this story is true.

I was pretty much just in for the ride at that point. I guess my conscious train of thought doesn't work so well mid-sucking.

Am I justified in my fears of catching diseases if I engage in lots of kissing and casual sex with people who I don't know very well?

Because that's a big reason why I would never do those things with a hooker.

Give me a way to prove it, I will. Maybe some of my discharge paperwork has info

> Be me, 22 in Costa Rica on spring break with my dad cause my younger brother had a different week off so my mom went with him
> In La Fortuna, shitty little town next to a volcano
> Be in a local bar on a Wednesday night cause why not
> In walk two girls, immediately know they're hookers
> think to myself, I wanna fuck one
> meet them outside and start talking
> eventually offered sex for money, in her words said that she "have good pussy"
> fuck it
> we start walking, taking forever
> I'm getting impatient, barely managing to string together my spanish at this point
> a car pulls up and she says to get it
> at this point I say fuck it and get in, realizing I'm probably about to get mugged
> car drops us off on the outskirts of town
> we walk down a gravel road and we fuck doggy style
> really scrapped up my knees
> after a while and her wanting me to cum by saying "finish! finish!" we wrap up
> driver comes back around and they drive me back to the hotel
> actually really nice of them in retrospect
> overall interesting, feel no need to fuck another

She even supplied the condom and everything, still got checked when I was back in the States and I'm clean. I have a bad problem of wanting to do everything at least once.

I was 17. In Corando, CA for Navy Seals Advanced Training. Went AWOL for two weeks, and I was gone for a month. On the third day, I wasn't out of cash like some broke armyfag, so I figured I'd use this regular day wisely. After all, America needs me to kill the terrorists. I got a hotel room, scoured Hollywood for hookers, got some thousand dollar sushi, all comped. Lindsay Lohan comes over, massages my cock with her tonsils, pegs and rapes me to death. I never pull out and she got pregnant and leaves when I choke slam her out the window. I inject six marijuanas, eat a kebab and develop the next Tom Clancy game.

absolute bs

That Tom Clancy game's name?

Albert Eisenstein.

>americunt in amsterdam
>go to RLD
>pick a window girl with blue hair, she looks hot
>she's actually kinda ugly in the face but w/e, body is decent and a hole's a hole\
>she sucks my dick, i fuck her doggy after giving her money, then leave

I later took viagra and had sex with 3 more hookers. One was a Russian and she tried to connive me out of money, so I just left.

It was okay. I much prefer sex with regular women where i'm not on the clock or having to negotiate.

> be on good terms with my ex-gf
> go to visit her
> she got bi-curious and hired a whore
> whore is female, supposedly, but looks like John Wayne
> morphine addict
> chisels ex-gf out of an extra hundred bucks with sad story
> don't even know if they fucked
> she left wearing a t-shirt i'd given ex-gf
>
> mfw

Your wife refuses to blow you? That's kind of fucked up.

A while back I saw a thread on another forum where a dude was complaining about not getting blowjobs, turns out his wife was fucking a coworker for months, maybe years.

might wanna do a little investigating, homie.

>kiss a hooker

You like the taste of dick?

Shitty pic but it's the best proof I can find rn

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she had some rockin' milf titties.

this is unshooped, from the show.

>too drugged up,

How is that possibly a problem?

>OD'd hooker laying on the floor with your semen in her mouth

I wonder what could possibly go wrong.

it's a problem when she stops breathing and turns blue. as Lou Reed said, that's the height of rudeness.

I am from Germany, i fuck hookers since 14 years, i think I have fucked 500 of them. Ask me anything

let's see here.

a.) she has aids or other STDs
b.) she tries to steal your shit because she's dopesick and desperate
c.) she's probably smelly and gross
d.) she's going to be acting weird af, distracting as all hell

Need I go on?

how many non-hookers have you fucked?

young Bulma > milf Bulma

About 15

So i was out on Holly Wood boulevard and I was hoping for a BBC nigger to show up and pick me up make a $5 and get absolutely railed. But that didn’t happen some scrawny fucken white dude picked me I rolled my eyes and began letting him do what he wished with me he eventually nutted in me but it turns out it was actually Lucifer himself in a human form. 9 months later I gave birth to my daughter Chelsea. It may not be the devils child though idk 52 other guys nutted in me within that hourly period.

Why different ones? Don't you have favorites?

>No spousal coverage
>3 days awol when you claimed 4
>Cpt Hoffman did not approve of your antics
>But still no proof you got a hooker, had money, or even got laid to begin with

none of them will go near him twice.

guess why

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I don't remember, but to be fair, you try remembering small details after injecting six marijuanas and being raped to death. Tom Clancy games are mostly the same

well, respectable numbers considering you're addicted to hookers. how'd you afford it?

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Everything is free in imagination land.

nobody gives a fuck you nazi

I have made lot of Money with a Start up i sold.
Why Not Differend ones? One day i like Asia, One day a Black Girl.

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Don't you have a favorite asia or black girl? Why no return business? When I feel asia I go to the same chinese place, why not you?

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OP here, considering going and fucking a hooker right now. Got one lined up, 8/10 in the pics. wants 200/hr for anal. what do

I've gone to Tijuana to strip clubs/brothels and banged a few 8/10 maybe 8.5/10. Anywhere from 60-80 plus like 20 for room. Girls were clean, didn't catch anything except a cold but that could've been from anything. Used condom either way except when getting a bj. Hell of a time.

Stick it in her pussy. Why would you put your dick into the sewer for money?

How much was the donkey show?

I got head from a girl I met on steam, shes an artist that posts her shit on here, does that count? I can green text it.

Not a hooker story but I live in Vegas and found out 2 days ago my daughter has been a dancer for the last year or a bit more she's 19

idk i like anal lol

Free

how are you handling it? how did you find out? does she know you know?

Where did you bury her body?

Haven't confronted her yet man.
Not well.
Neighbour told me he was on an app talking to dancers and came across her found out it was her and came to me. App called kik

> Vegas.
> Up late just cruising, get approached by a few hookers which puts thought in my head.
> Smart enough not go with a street walker.
> Look up escort.
> Find one with "real" pics.
> Mid 30's asian with tight body and good but not great face.
> Pretty sure it is going to be fake.
> She shows up.
> Actual girl from picture.
> 10/10 real tits.
> Gives me a massage.
> Fuck her everywhere in my nice clean Vegas hotel room.
> She's cool as hell.
> She doesn't try to upsell me or anything.
> Straight $200.

Too be honest the experience was so good I'm kinda hooked on the idea now.

Questions for veterans.

I'm a single guy who now makes a pretty great income, not super rich or anything, but I have about $4,000 in disposable income per month after all of my bills are paid, groceries, and I've put away a big chunk for retirement. So basically I have $4,000 that I can just burn and not care. I'm thinking about taking regular trips to eastern europe or something as I don't work from an office and just spending a couple of weeks every few months just banging out some higher grade escorts. I'm not talking $1,500 porn star tier but I'd be willing to spend $300-$400 a pop for upper grade vagina. Is that a feasible price range to get some 8 or 9/10's in the right country?

Romania.
Ask for Boris.

Try Thailand or Taiwan. It's dirt fucking cheap there. You're not gonna get too much variety, though.

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>walking around Romania asking for a Russian

He said pussy not mugged.

buddy and me found a slut from CL while we wee in DC, she was looking for " generous" guys, after a few email exchanges and a phone call she came to our hotel room. Older white woman, 40's, chubby, but she knew how to take dick, only cost 150

do it.

what state?

Holy fuck what a story.

>be 16
>hear about this fat college girl who takes guys virginity for money.
>start saving up money.
>ask around a bit about her.
>Find out who she is, contact her online
>She sends a pic
>Fat, pale, stereotypical goth.
>Talk more, quickly gets dirty.
>Tell her I got money, she tells me to meet her at a park.
>She picks me up, takes me back to her place.
>I give her $150
>She asks me what I want, I tell her I want to make out first.
>Make out with his ham beast, grab onto her folds and rolls.
>She eventually grabs my dick, stroking me
>She sits me down on her bed and undoes my pants.
>She slides a condom on and starts sucking on it.
>My first Blowjob so I am totally diamonds despite the condom.
>She gets up onto the bed and lays back, I get on top and thrust into her.
>Shes fucking tight as hell and really really warm, like sticking your dick in an oven.
>I pump for a couple of minutes before blowing my load.
>We lay in her bed while she strokes me until I get hard again.
>I put another condom on when I am and jam it back in her.
>Thrust for a few minutes and blow my load again.
>She giggles some and tries to get me hard.
>Can't get it up again.
>She says "We can meet up again so you can get your money's worth."

I have been paying her small amounts to hook up with me for the past 6 years. Shes still fat and goth, but lets me bareback, put it in her ass, and do all sorts of shit to her. I think getting the money is just her fetish or something.

Slight old fag here from previous geentext post. My dumb fuck sister did the same thing and started stripping in college even though she was near the top of her class and our parents would have helped her with anything. Girls just go through fucking rebel fazes at times.

My dad I think handled it perfectly. He confronted her with basically.

> Jane Doe I know you've been stripping.
> I want you to know I don't approve of it and I think you're better than that.
> But you're an adult so it's up to you.
> Just know if you need any help your mother and I are here for you.
> That's all I'm going to say about it.

He literally did it with the strong stern dad voice but didn't yell or scream and literally left it at that, never said another word.

Fast forward 10 years later. My sister stopped stripping a couple weeks after that talk and is now a finance manager who makes a 100k a year and has a pretty much perfect life.

Freak out on her though and you risk her going into fuck you mode and doing even crazier shit just to spite you. 19 year old girls are literally the most emotionally retarded creatures on earth.

I had a relationship with a German hooker for 6 month, But it did Not end well.
If a fucked a Girl once sehe is „Used“ for me, i dont have Interest any more

I always found it funny how it's like they think they have this secret code that everybody but law enforcement understands.

is her name kyla lol

I've been to Taiwan quite a bit for work. Definitely didn't get the vive of a Thailand like hooker culture and I'd be surprised if it was dirt cheap considering it is a very developed country with fairly high wages. Hell it's pretty much like a mini-Japan.

California

>Hadn't had sex in a long time
>figured fuck it, I would go down my lists
>No one on facebook biting
>No one on skype either, not even camming.
>Go on steam, got a couple of girls there.
>hit up one girl, know shes fat and kinda meh looking but fuck it, can't be picky
>Messaging asking if she'd give up neck
>She said sure, gave me a spot to meet her at.
>Go to in and out
>Meet her, mexican girl, kind of a jew nose, frizzy ass hair
>chat a bit, remember she draws shit for Sup Forums
>chat about that, she shows me some art.
>Go to where shes parked, right next to my car.
>Her car is a Neon, fucked up, dirty, tons of junk in the back seat.
>She opens it, I sit in the passanger seat
>She drops to her knees and undoes my pants
>Fucking hard as a rock
>She strokes me a bit, leans down, slides her lips down my tip a bit.
>Suddenly nut hard in her mouth
>She giggles a bit and says "Gee, didn't think I was that good."
>She strokes me, keeps me hard.
>Pops her titties out, push up bra made em look nicer than they really were
>When I'm rock hard again, she leans down, getting a little past the head this time.
>Suddenly nut again her mouth, hard.
>She drinks it up and just giggles
>asks if I want to go to her place, embarassed as fuck so I tell her no, that I have to work.

samefag

gross

yeah that and "roses" but for 150, she was good fuck, and did anal too

Yeah

Well on the bright side you got trips, which is kind of nice.

No Alexis

how do you find girls on steam? seems like an odd place to find whores.

what's the abbreviation of the high school she went to

I met her through Dota 2 of all places, I added her, we played matches, chatted a ton and hooked up. She isn't a whore, just a slut, I didn't pay her, she was just horny and wanted to fool around I guess.

VHS

Disregard that, i suck cocks.

Relationship with a Girl that sucks cock for Money? Lol.

great idea for a thread. SO
>be in college in SF
>gf works all day and I don't
>get the itch and think, hell, let me check cl to see if there is any good deals out there
>it's early morning, one post says, early morning special $100
>I think, shit, that's cheap for these here parts
>call, go, get there
>cute but a bit chubby but pretty hot, looks about 16 but swears she is 18
>tells me out the gate she has never had someone so good looking as a custy b4
>I charm, we chat, she finds out I am videographer, says she wants to do pron
>we decide to work together
>she starts sucking me off, most amazing blowjob ever, she really got it all the way in and was slobbering all over it
>start to fuck her from behind
>she has the tightest puss I have ever been it, it actually hurts it is squeezing me so tight
>hammer her for awhile, she cums, I cum
>we chat more, she tells me how a bf got her into the game, tells me she has a friend who does it and they both need a pimp
>wants me to pimp for them and make pron with them
>never takes money from me
>I leave and never call again, want to but know it is bad news

shes more than a dancer man. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

>be me
>23yo
>stationed in Okinawa, 8:1 male:female ratio in uniform
>don't speak japanese
>not good at picking up girls
>fucking buffed out marines picking up all the easy girls anyway
>can't throw a rock in Okinawa without hitting a marine
>anyway
>wasn't getting any pussy
>out and about off base with a buddy
>walk down "whisper alley"
>it's called that because hookers whisper through the doorways "come inside, come inside"
>decide fuck it, better than nothing
>buddy agrees to wait
>go inside
>really ugly old woman in there
>I ain't fuckin' that
>tells me $80 and they have a cute girl
>want to see the girl
>"girl" is mid-thirties filipino, not cute but not ugly
>say fuck it, I guess I am that desperate
>go into room, take off clothes
>girl takes off her clothes, not too bad, nice tits
>puts a condom on me, starts sucking my dick
>not doin' much for me, because who the fuck uses condoms for blowjobs?
>hookers apparently
>start fucking her
>can't feel much, again because condom and the fact I've been jacking off for a couple years with no pussy
>can't come
>old woman starts banging on door, says if I want to keep going it'll be another $80
>fuck that
>pull out, get dressed
>ask a hooker down the street how much for a blow job, but she says she only does the complete package
>go home and jack off

It sucked, never got a hooker again.

From Switzerland (Genève)
Fucked eastern euro whores - but I found that I can fuck them for the sixth of the price they want in Swiss, in their countries.
So, last summer and again last month, I traveled in Moldova.
Cheapest young pretty giirls in EU.

What you mean man

8/10 mexicanas, can't be unless they was thirteen, y'know before they turn into sacks of potatoes

What's the point of going to Mexico if not to fuck 13 year olds?

He's saying she's probably a hooker. Especially if she's doing business through kik.

moldova, yeah, that's where I want to go, them bitches are hot as fuck too, except they teeth are a bit fucked up

memory of Chisinau.

Nah wouldn't say so

trudat

teeth of youngs are pretty good.

this

If you say so. Not all strippers are prostitutes, but it's safe to say the likelihood of becoming a prostitute is higher if you've first been a stripper.

Those "private shows" and "in-calls" can be a slippery slope. Pun intended.