Sup Forums my gf just got a vibrator like this as a gag gift for her bday off of her sister

Sup Forums my gf just got a vibrator like this as a gag gift for her bday off of her sister,
Its longer and fatter than my dick... should i be worried?

My dick isnt small but man this is fucking huge, wtf do i do?

get gud at eating pussy

I swear to god its like 11" long and only a little bit fatter than my dick, but still fatter..
Am i being cucked by a vibrating peice of silicone?

Fuck her ass while she plays with herself.

If an inanimate object can replace you, you've got an entirely different set of issues to deal with.

I used to DP my gf with her vibrator. Shit was cash.

I am amazing at eating pussy and at sex.
She said its the reason why she never bought her own.
But i know shes going to use it at some point and shes going to fucking love it....

You're a dumb faggot for caring, of course dildos are going to be big, do you think someone will buy a 3 inch dildo??

She wont let me try anal :(

>gag gift
Sure it was user

I'm not a girl, but i'm a fag with a big fat dildo and while the dildo is fun and feels nice once I've slowly loosened up to it to the point where I'm not in pain. It isn't as fun as when I use a smaller dildo that is more akin to average dick size that I can just lube up and shove in without having to work up to it.

I don't know much about pussies, but I have to imagine she'll prefer your dick over some pain inducing behemoth dildo

>my gf just got a vibrator like this as a gag gift for her bday off of her sister,
>as a gag gift

girls never do that as a joke. they play it off that way in public to avoid the fucking weirdness, but if they give sex toys it's because they expect them to be used.

your gf mentioned to her sister how she doesn't cum much during sex, her sister got her a 'joke' rabbit, your gf will now use the rabbit when you're out. it's fine.

You can still double vaginal her. It feels pretty fucking radical.

If a girl can’t cum by the use of her own hands, it seems a bit much to think a second party could make her cum.

I know vibrators are thought to be some magic wand mysteriously causing mind breaking orgasms, but having tried some, it’s a real “meh”, compared to what porn make them out to be.. I also feel that it harder to come the more I’m stretched out... won’t deny that the “so big I can barely handle it” doesn’t have an appeal of its own, but I enjoy some pain from time to time.

if you're scared that your girl will take a sex toy over you then you're a beta fag and you should an hero

My dick is 7.7" erect and i am willing to prove it to yu if you like.
She never has a problem cumming. Even when i give her head she will cum once or twice.
Thats nit the issue.
The issue is that i dont want her to get more pleasure from the toy than she does from me, because is massive, and lumpy, and vibrates and it can fuck her whilst vibrating her clit at the same time.
Im scared she wont have sex with me as much now that she has this

Meat rod beats plastic rod any day, you can pound her, that thing can’t

>radical
>seems non-ironic
THIS IS THE NEW HUMOUR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
THE LAYERS OF IRONY CAN COME SCRAPING OFF NOW

This is funnier than the guy who divorced his wife after he found a cucumber under the bed.

>I know vibrators are thought to be some magic wand mysteriously causing mind breaking orgasms, but having tried some, it’s a real “meh”, compared to what porn make them out to be
>I also feel that it harder to come the more I’m stretched out.
both things that vary girl to girl. I've known girls who can only cum from vibrations and find the wand the best fucking thing in the world, and size queens who'll only cum when they feel they're being stretched to their limit. and of course there's everyone in the middle who just like a good hard pounding or some rubbing.

you do you, but a good vibe makes a hell of a difference to some girls.

But she can pound herself with it, no?

I don't get it. I'm a bit drunk.

OP here, i asked if i could watch her use it before we had sex, as a warm up, but she said the vibration is so intense that it can make her cum in about 3 minutes so hard that she would be too sore to fuck afterwards.
Thoughts?

It's always about fuckin dick size with you people, just own your dick dude its YOUR dick theres nothing sexier than the embrace of another human when having sex. If she uses it fine who caresitll probably make her crave your dick even more because thats how humans are

Well, here's the thing:

Have you noticed that the humour from like 2010 and anything before it was actually kind of and/or legitimately quite funny but anything past that is just something so unfunny and so coated with irony it's somehow ((((hilarious))))?

Now it feels like when someone says anything from before the 2000s said seemingly unironically is just because of the fucked up kids of this new generation kind of a little bit funny.

tl;dr radical in this context made me giggle and new humour can suck my 9in. sex toy

I’d imagine it’s not as hot as somebody doing it to her, and there’s a limit to how well you can pound yourself and for how long. she might love it for a week or two as a novelty, but I’m sure she’ll tire.

If yer concerned over the rabbit it's a good thing she didn't bring home a Sybian


Learn to enjoy the toys

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user, why are you asking her? Just fuck her Asshole. I had not one Girl who wont let me do this to her.

Sit down virgin

Too sore just from an orgasm? Never heard that before. Sounds like she doesn't want to fuck you.

Sore because shes got an 11" vibrating monster slamming her pussy.

You must have a tiny dick cause even my 7.7"er makes her sore for a couple hours after a long hard fuck

Dubs has spoken

i gotcha. well, glad you got a giggle.

i unironically say shit like that pretty frequently. dunno why, i wouldn't consider myself to be a hipster.

it's interesting you say that though, i teach a few intro level college courses and whenever i say something like that they all laugh, couldn't figure out why.

Belive it or not, sometimes is just place my Ass on a Girls face and make her eat my Ass out you would be suprised how many of them likes it.

Would you rather prefer her fucking Jamal instead?

Good luck getting a lady to fuck you again after you've assfucked her without asking. You have any idea how much that shit hurts if they're not eased into it?

Did it to a few gfs, one when i was drunk without any lube but spit and she was shitting blood afterwards. she got PISSED

Dude you're way fuckin over thinking it. Its not gonna replace your dumb ass. Fuckin get her to use it in bed with you. Google that shot if you're pulling blanks. If your gal even catches a wiff of you getting insecure about it you're goose is as good as cooked. Think about it like a self fulfilling prophecy.

She said the vibrating, not the thrusting. Yeah, that might do it.

I'm average, ~6.5. Funny you mention soreness, my girl had to go to the doc yesterday because she's been hurting for a week after a night of drunk sex. Turns out she has an ovarian cyst and I may have ruptured it :/

I once bought sex toys together with my girlfriend when we visited Amsterdam. We found a good one and i mentioned it's good that it's not much bigger than mine. The shop clerk said that his girlfriend loved dildos and have many and huge ones, but that she always prefer the real thing.
Let her have it, a real dick always feel better

Whatever you say, buddy. Is it Christmas break for schools or something?

Yeah this guy is right, i pulled the old accidental "pull out too far, push back in wrong door" move once when i was drunk and pounding this girl.
I literally went balls deep and had maybe 2 more thrusts before i realised.

She screamed so fucking loud and cried all night.
I did not cum that night :(
She told me having a poo the next morning was one of the most painful experiences of her life, second only to getting a cock rammed up her dry asshole.

>Good luck getting a lady to fuck you again after you've assfucked her without asking

Ok that´s true but i need a bit of violence while fucking to cum.
And on the other side i don´t care if a Girl don´t want to have Sex whith me again.

This is coming next

Thats actually about the same size as the one she got

I actually went shopping for vibrators with my wife when I had low sex drive due to medication, now that's resolved we often play together using them and sometimes we don't whip them out.

They're just tools.

Use them to improve intimacy, don't let it get in the way of it.

There's two possibilities:

A) You are shit at pleasuring your girlfriend, and she bought a vibrator because she wants to get off for once.
B) Your girlfriend is a healthy human female who wants to try out a vibrator, because masturbation is normal, and having access to a penis doesn't negate the desire to get yourself off on the solo.

The fact that you think you can be replaced by a toy speaks volumes - you are insecure about your place, and you think that it's weird that girls should be buying sex toys if they have access to a dick, suggesting you don't understand that masturbation is healthy and normal. You bragging about your dick and skills in bed tells us that she's either told you lies, or you're covering for not pleasuring your girlfriend.

Here's what you do: stop being a child and accept that your girlfriend has either bought a vibrator because she fucking wants one, or that you aren't doing the job properly. Talk to her and ask her what she needs from you. Tell her you're an insecure little bitch. Maybe, if she's nice, she'll tell you what you're doing wrong.

lmao some's insecure

You didnt read the thread at all did you user?

You sound like a swell guy. I'm sure this will end well for you.

I'm thinking he's basing all he knows about anal from porn, where they seemingly go in dry in the vast majority of scenes.

Never mind the fact that they're doing tons of prep work off-camera.

How thich is the dildo's girth compared to yours? Length wise i dont even fucking know why ur whining man, 7.7 length is quite an exceptional size

Considering ur worrying about this knowing that, i should kill myself for being 5.75' x 5.5' >.>

In my experience, while girls enjoy toys, they still prefer the real thing, got my gf a rabbit a year ago, she enjoys it, and its slightly thicker than me but she chooses me over it.

Idk ive never measured the girth, but it is on the thin side a little bit tbh

Women do have emotions, you know. And a huge part of satisfying sex for many heavily involves the mental aspect. An emotionless vibrating piece of silicon, plastic, and electronics can't do that.