Shotæ?

shotæ?

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aand that's all the hiro i have

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How old were you when you first got gayed, anons? I was eight. A girl was involved so it wasn't fully gay tho.

someday pls hang with me and inapprop jerk to shota pls

thanks, even tho most were pretty ugly

but hiro a qt
2 bad there's not a single shotaposter within probably at least 100 miles of me.
yall all cali and eurofags

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yeah, lack of shotacon is both a curse, and sexy, I enjoy to shock some people with it! I was trying to see this milf on webcam thru my bogus facebook, she saw the liked pages, which contained shota stuff on facebook, she was super shocked, but the whole thing gave me major boner

I'm an ausfag brah
girl dryhumped me once, she was 3 years older. kinda the spark for me to do lots of "show me yours" many a peen in my mouth and touchin' the others

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>First experience was with a girl
Maybe girls turned both of us gay. I was in a three way relationship with my female cousin (10) and male cousin (13). I preferred oral with the girl cuz she was hairless. I took her virginity too by most means.

11 iirc. somewhere i have a pretty detailed greentext, but in a nutshell made a new friend, first jackoff together turned into a bj since we were watching porn, tried rimming but didnt like it
became good friends when we got a bit older started doing anal with him. he moved freshman year though. we still talk although not so much anymore since exams and college.

its a shameful secret.

FL, going to work soon.

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yeee, I was 4, don't remember much of anything from that age but remember her, that and a few other random things.
Still wonder what her deal was to be interested in that stuff that early, I know girls can be interested earlier than guys/earlier puberty but she was like year 3 so even so thats a bit dang early. BUT AYYY got many doodles in my mouth after so it's alright.
Still bi to this day, prefer topping chicks in generals because prelubed ready-to-go but boys for everything else

queenlanders please leave.

:{ but that me

leave.

I've been to aus for a scuba vacation before. It's nice once you get over the death-creatures aspect.

noo post moar shota

I shan't

Nice. I stopped fooling around with boys when I was 16 because I wasn't attracted to boys my own age and I hadn't discovered twinks yet. I see naked shotas irl more often than I have fun with cute twinks online. I haven't had fun with a camboy twink since Halloween, but I've seen 3 irl boys, including one last night. Nothing lewd happens IRL but I can't help but think that fate is punishing me for my degeneracy.

I've let girls jerk me off since then but nothing major. Boys are the cute ones.

pedo

indeed, you are a clever one boyo

If you do so much as touch an irl boy in an indecent way you literally deserve death.
Get castrated, please.

Not left Aus yet so don't know any different.
cum@medeadlies.
I have been lazy tonight with posting to be fair anyway xD
I resparked gay (denial years etc) in highschool. me and another "straight" boy discovered a camsite and also discovered for whatever reason we were flirting with the gay guys because they were nice to us so we took nudes n stuff too.
He and I ended up blowing eachother later down the track anyway. S'good.

feck off then mate

I haven't touched a boy indecently since I was 16. The one last night was walking naked from the bathroom to the laundry room to his room and I saw him and we talked for a few minutes. He has a cute face and personality but he is a little chubby and its small.

Yeah I showed on camsites to whoever would look. My friends would show dick and jerk a bit but nobody came. Some boys just like attention.

This should be forbidden you sick fucks !

I shan't
I did get attention at least so that was nice, was scene kid looking and had gone anorexic so i was in style at the time lel

>Attention turns boys gay
hmmm

just meeeeeeeeeeeeee. am also same dude who had switch flipped since 4.
just repressed the gay a lot later on

one last dump real quick before i go to work.

& ill do it in the form of a doujin

well, all the other pages are over 2mb, so you just got cucked by Sup Forums.

i did stuff with my best friend starting around 12, we lived in country area so we could disappear in woods all day and do things like butt-fucking, blowing, and handjobs. we had a couple of tree houses we found both were deep in woods away from houses and roads. i’ve attempted to get with girls but i’m thin, unattractive, and genius level, boys have always been easier to get with, its kinda annoying. in fact, the genius level intelligence is also annoying, i’ve been rejected so many times by girls that i’ve developed an OCD repulsion of being touched by other people based on how much i get to touch what i want to touch, which is why i enjoy shota because it reminds me of the fun summers with my best friend, and they’re sexy, and not human.

:(

autist spotted

nothing i can really do. just reverse image search the first page or something.

Seconded for autist. A genius doesn't need to tell other people he's a genius. He also types like a moron.

i’m laying in bed on a cellphone chicken-pecking keys

also, nobody talks to me about things i know a lot about because i’m never wrong. they just make assumptions about me like you’ve done because its mentally easier.

so talk to me about things i like instead of writing me off as an autist and making me feel bad for trying to talk to other people

What's your favorite kind of food?

next time, try not to come off as such a prick.
"hurr im a genius, btw"
no one cares. just have a normal conversation instead, autist.

you're "never wrong" because your autist brain cant comprehend being wrong.
you're probably wrong all the time. you probably just tiwst it in your brain so you think you're right

thought this was a shota thread and i could tell stories of being shota and having shota sex with a shota, instead i’m called an autist for saying i’m a genius and writing a huge run-on sentence. congratulations you stupid people.

you clearly lack communication skills, and make everything about yourself.
you even got overly offended.
clear signs of autism.

and with my first post, you just call me names and continue to make me feel bad instead of talking about shota. posting shota is ok.

because my first post was about great shota times, and all you could see is my arrogance and bad grammar.

Calm your jets. Maybe you are a genius, there are plenty of geniuses out there that have terrible communication skills. It's actually pretty common. If you ever want to do self improvement month, communication skills is where you should start. I tried to start a conversation with you here but you're too busy paying attention to the negatives and giving them more of what they want. Just let it go, calm down.

oh my god, please talk about shota and not me. sorry for attempting to be social.

the normal way of replying to the "autist" insult is that you insult back and make it normal, dont be upset about it, just take it easy and continue your stories about your best friend and you

i have tried not to insult until i was repeatedly berated by multiple people so i just generalized by calling you stupid people, i thought the insult would be innocous so you can stop talking about me and talk about shota.

but we want to know more about your shota stories D:

new idea: don't refer to yourself as a genius. it's pretentious as fuck.
it's also probably a lie, very out of place (especially with this situation, i guarantee your alleged 'genius' level intelligence has anything to do with your ability to pick up chicks), and makes you look autistic.

believe it or not, i'm trying to give you some advice. take it or not, it'll probably help.

me sying i’m a genius and having bad grammar ihas been more important now than the various treehouses and vast farmland woods with my best friend

Just ignore him, he's clearly ignoring everyone that's tried to be decent to him. He's just an attention whore.

>has anything
has nothing*

it's really not. i could care less about your grammar.
claiming to be a genius is pretty annoying though.

righto

i really don’t need advice, i’ve been purposefully avoiding relationships for the past decade, studying things without interruption is very nice.

for someone who's supposed to be a genius, you sure haven't learned anything, huh?

talk about shota, or my childhood. not about my recent posts containing self-affirmations.

Not the attention whore "genius" but I am OCD just like he claims to be. I like to make the pun "I'm CDO, it's like OCD but in alphabetical order"

But saying "I could care less" is a common mistake, saying you could care less implies that you care at all, it's supposed to be "I couldn't care less"

Sorry, I had to :/

i enjoy getting the last word, change what you’re talking about, i am only defending myself from attackers.

Just stop responding to him, really

i am trying to type quickly on a cellphone, you have to allow some leeway with grammar. completely explaining my thoughts takes time.

i play a lot of chess

oh, anyone wanna know about the vast woods/farmlands i grew up on?

yet another tell-tale sign of autism
idk, it's kinda funny.
oh well. i dont even care about my own grammar, so why would i care about theirs?

Shotas are for spanking.

lol, you still can’t stop talking about me in a derogatory manner. ask me about my friend or something. idk why you have a virtual hardon for making me feel bad for telling a pkesant story about my childhood.

*pleasant

My family owned a lot of land too. We had just shy of 100 acres I think, with a lake on the property.
It was nice.

we just lived near a farm in rural area, its all developed now.

lol, you still can't stop responding to someone talking about you in a derogatory manner. idk why you have such a virtual hardon for the attention you're receiving.

Once stopped browsing loli on b years ago because of too much of it. But I recently came back to lurk for more after some real life loli encounters. Up close and personal. First one is when my bro tag me along to solve the rent due problem with his douchebag tenant in kl. Only people in the house are the tenants wife and 2 loli daughters. My bro went to discuss with the wife in other room while I stay at the living room watching tv with them loli. The 12yo loli is tan 6/10 while the younger 8yo is 8/10. Both are naive af, not even scared of me a stranger. Act casually. They start approaching me. Had some smol talk. Start playing with them when they ask me to play with them. A few playtimes later, give the 8yo a lift since she ask me to then the other one wants too. Lift both of them. Smooth af.
> Feels good.jpg
Too bad never had the chance to cuddle them in bed and make them wear thigh highs.
The wife and bro werent suspicious at all.
Went home after that. Never saw them again.
So close to be like swim instructor user.
Still not in prison. Fuck the popo.

Lucky you. The rest of us had to ride our bikes for 5 miles if we wanted to get plowed on the forest floor.

no u are

I still had to ride out to get to my friends, meaning most of the time I was hanging out with my brother.
Parents normally out for whatever business adventure they were pursuing, so no rides.

Never did anything on the forest floor either.

i do think skinny-dipping would have been fun

ah, yes, the exact response i'd expect from someone with a genius level intelligence.

you can tell this individuals knowledge and lamborghinis by the way they say it like it is.

hypothetically speaking, if a sixth grader could post here without being underage b& what would you ask them? hypothetically of course

only making moves to show that i won the fight, and goad you into making other moves that open my opportunity for checkmate. also checkmate.