You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerishit

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerishit

> My country doesn't elect TV celebrities as its head of state

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Eh?

I'm obsessed with Americans

>I can speak more than one fucking language

I'm not fat

I'm only 210lbs

im not a fat fuck.
and i drink real tea actually hot. none of this sugary iced shit.

Colour
Gram

I did not shoot my colleagues in school

I can't afford food

My country has strict firearm regulations.

I can cook

uh, uh, all other countries talk about my country....d'oh!

>i know multiple languages
>because I have to
>and one of them is English
>just like for every other educated person in the world
>Which is the native language of Americans
>who, by virtue of being English speaking Americans, can already speak with damn near fucking everyone
>and this is somehow an indictment of Americans
>because reasons

North Korea?

>Surname ends in "osky".
>Speak multiple languages.
>The beer I drink has 5% alcohol in it.
>Rakija is a favorite drink here.
>The only black people I see are tourists.

>Surname ends in "osky".
> Speak multiple languages.
> The beer I drink has 5% alcohol in it.
> Rakija is a favorite drink here.
> The only black people I see are tourists.

Americans live in my head rent free
I'm obsessed with Americans

i use the Metric system

...

There are monuments dating back thousands of years with my language on them.

we care about our countrymen

God save the Queen
That is all

quadz
also i know the difference between Spaghetti and noodles

Sucks to be you.

I talk English, with a proper English accent.

When writing in English, I spell the words correctly, and am happy to work in metric or proper Imperial measure e.g. a gallon is a gallon, not 1.2 gallons.

Also, I am capable of understanding that :

" One Hundred and One Dalmatians " ;

actually refers to a whole number of dogs equivalent to 100 dogs plus another (whole) dog, rather than 100 dogs plus one tenth of a dog (which is about one tail's worth)

Apparently Ameritards are routinely taught by their crackpot Educational System:

..... that the famous Walt Disney film refers to 100.1 Dalmatians.

SMH

why the fuck don't US addopt it already?

Pineapple on pizza is an abomination.

>..... that the famous Walt Disney film refers to 100.1 Dalmatians.

fucking really?

Knows the saying "could care less" makes zero sense.

When i go to the doctor I bring my health card not my credit card

it should be "couldnt care less", shouldnt it?
im not brit

Yup.

Best President Evah

>My country has more than 600 years of history

Except for this 24/7 floundering, lol.

My country is white.

My teeth are fucked up.

There are a ton of arabs here that rape our men.

My country is overrun by Islamic shit niggers and majority of our men are homosexuals

Yes - really.
Just ask a so-called "qualified" American Math(s) Teacher how to express :

100.1 correctly in words,

and they will say it IS "one hundred and one", ..... and it is NOT "one hundred point one".

Lol instead it's our celebrities that rape little kids.

our religion is the football

5% alcohol is pretty low for a beer.

Vegemite.

>I live in an actual democracy
>we have net neutrality but it doesn't fuck us
>our goverment is 30÷ right wing people and we don't cry about it like germany about like 5÷
>we have money and we have nazi gold

most retarded bait of all time

Good to know other countries have to put with autists as well.

>Apparently Ameritards are routinely taught by >their crackpot Educational System:
>
>..... that the famous Walt Disney film refers to 100.1 Dalmatians.
Where the fuck did you get that idea?

Well that's fucking original

Something I've always wondered about OP's pic:
Is the hamplanet male or female?

>suomi 100

It identifies as a genderless pile of lard

Blyat

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>colleague
>school

Sounds like you got a great education in your third world country, didn’t know being a student was a business.

>My country only has 2 genders.

Struck a cord wirh abduhl

I can go to college for free,
Check mate faggots

Ya it’s called being smart and getting a scholarship, how do you all get free education and are still shit in educational rankings

I don't put soda in my wine

i dont walk around beeing scared to be shot and/or mugged and then trying to get help by the police just to be shot/mugged again before going to the hospital just to be mugged once more.

Quote: "... Where the fuck did you get that idea? " ;

Well, here is a quote from an American "Math" tutorial website at:

basic-mathematics.com/writing-decimals-in-words.html

> To read and write decimals, use the following steps:

> Step #1

> First, read the digits to the left of the decimal point as a whole number.

> Step #2

> Say and for the decimal point.

> Step #3

> Read the digits to the right of the decimal point as a whole number

Let me assure you I have had an in depth conversation with several American Educationalists, and the FACT is that they really DO think that Stanley Kubricks masterpiece :

" Two Thousand and One - A Space Odyssey "

can only be correctly verbalised as :

"Two Thousand One - A Space Odyssey ",

..... apparently because "two thousand and one" would mean something like February 10, 2000.

>Citation needed

...

>My country recognizes that it tasted fascism.

kek no way this is real

Civvies can only own shotguns, and require a firearm licence.

Civvies also need to justify their use and store ammo and gun responsibly. (Sporting, hunting, farming)

Я тeбe ничeгo дoкaзывaть нe бyдy, иди нaхyй

You idiot you only copied, and obviously only read, part of what it said.

I don't clap and cheer in the movie theatre.

What city?

I use metricsmasterrace

I have an arse not a whatever the fuck you cucks say

Still can't stop thinking about us, huh~?

I never seen nigger in my life.

>rakija
Ayyy

spbp

> Quote : "... kek no way this is real " ;

I promise you it IS real.

you try asking an American "Math" teacher how to CORRECTLY put the number

> 100.1

into PROPER (mathematically correct) ENGLISH words, and they will (almost certainly) very confidently assert that it is :

"one hundred and one" ;
and definitely NOT : "one hundred point one"

our country doesnt either... russia does it for us

This is the worst bait ever. Go to bed, Pajeet.

Nigga you got it wrong, Americans call "101" "one-hundred and one" even though the correct terminology is "one-hundred one".
They call "100.1" "one-hundred point one" just fine.

> Quote : "... Pajeet ..." ;

WTF ?

I'll have have you know that I am a well educated English gentleman, who is trying his best to engage in a meaningful intellectual discourse.

OMG ! Sambo :

How DARE you dismiss it as though it were mere :

> " bait " ?

Im a knacker

You are retarded. Don't even ask a math teacher just ask any American.
>on the internet
>its true
pick one.

kek

its funny because its true

> Quote : "... Don't even ask a "math" (sic) teacher ..." ;

I don't need to (at this juncture) - because I've already done so, and I am well aware that your fucked-in-the-head Ameritard (so-called) Educational System :

has been teaching this sort of shite for many decades

( just like the rest of the garbage that you are trying to impose upon your marginally impressionable younger generations ).

> Pres. Trump declares Jerusalem capital of Isreal
> Towel heads stage "International week of butt hurt"
> I'm told I have 10 secs to prove I'm not American
> have no desire to prove I'm not American

Ahahahahahahahahahaha ... GTFO and KY you camel jockey!

>day/month/year

illo sosio compae k ise vieo no vea pisha la vin

>20 years old
>one cat
>lives alone
>doesn't eat ramen (can cook a mean burger though)
>paid 8.65 an hour ('Sconsin)
>Doesn't mind the the cold weather
>owns 3 swords (all replicas of real swords NOT KATANAS)'
>Pay my own bills btw
I'm less of an Amerishit than an actually American

>Quote : " even though the correct terminology is "one-hundred one". ;

..... but my SPECIFIC point is that it is NOT the correct terminology in the ENGLISH language that is spoken by people who ACTUALLY know how to speak it, with any rational degree of cognizant understanding.

> Quote : "... They call "100.1" "one-hundred point one" just fine. " ;

Get real :

..... your fucked-in-the-head teachers (and their woefully mislead students) are, in all reality, insistent:

that THEY are right and the rest of the English (coherently) speaking world is (apparently) wrong.

I don't like cuckold porn.

Ah, I see what you're getting at, using the word and to note a decimal is really only used in the context of money, i.e. "one dollar and fifty cents"
Although I alone have adopted "one dollar fifty"

Also saying "one-hundred and one" as opposed to "one-hundred one" isn't uncommon in America, the 2 are swapped between very regularly, not one or the other is necessarily correct.

That being said I'm from BC Canada, so we use a bunch of dual stuff, like we use both Metric and Imperial units because we border the US, shit's confusing.

I dont own a gun

Trumps daughter sucked my cock and I only came a little in her mouth.

it's hard to get a job in the country i live

Nope. Your country let's in Muslims that rape your women and children, and your country has no real men left to defend them

> Quote : "... using the word "and" ... (with my added punctuation - for clarity of meaning) ...

> ... to note a decimal is really only used in the context of money " ;

..... not in the American "Educational" System:

It is absolutely evident, that they FORCE their students to express "one hundred AND one" to actually MEAN 100.1 in ALL rigorous mathematical scenarios.

But the rest of the English speaking world understands it (intuitively) to mean a WHOLE number equivalent of the integer n = 101.

This is not a trivial matter of semantics !

these fucked-in-the-head Ameritards ACTUALLY failed to design the Hubble Space Telescope CORRECTLY on the basis of these semantic misunderstandings - and it cost a HUGE amount of money to correct THEIR inability to understand their own mother-tonguing language.

I defend the free world, oh shit I am an American.