Gayest thing you've done

gayest thing you've done

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Been spitroasted a few times

Whered his other nut go

used a dildo and an onahole at the same time

when i was 12 or so, used to suck my half-brothers ballsack while fapping

Replied to you, op

i watched that Mamma Mia movie

Orally cleaned up another man’s creampie from my girlfriend’s vagina

I bought a miata

I fucked a ladyboy in Thailand just few days ago.

I'm straight, my friend is straight and I ended up getting fucked in the ass by him.

Dildo'd my ass with a hairbrush while my balls were tied up and I took pics and vids to send to some stranger on kik

put my fingers in my butt to an old dude on omegle back in the day when i was like 13

danced to The 1975. idgaf

i can still stomp anyone of you faggots.

fucked and been fucked by a few ladyboys. Absolutely love it.

Had a friend give me a blowjob while a female was siting on my face, me licking her pussy Wasn't the best BJ I've ever had. Don't think I would try it again.

I had this toy when I was about 13 and I would ride it like a dick while I fapped.

I also got really drunk with some friends one night when I was 17 and one was bi and I ended up letting him suck my dick but I never got hard.

Thata fucking gross

That's pretty gay...

Go on....

Forgot pic. It was called a yo-stick but it looks like a fucking dildo.

that is not how being straight works pham

Answered an ad on craigslist at 3 in the morning that was posted by a couple that wanted someone that looks young to come over to their house and fuck the wife while the husband watched because the bars had just closed and she was horny and he had whisky dick. I get there, the husband meets me outside and hes like late 40's, maybe early 50's and I'm thinking "fuck, it's an old fat lady. I'm out" he asks to see my ID because I was 18 but I looked 13 or 14 at the most.

He invited me in, she comes downstairs in some Walmart lingerie and says "take your pants off" - she is maybe mid 30's, a little bit of weight but not fat. Surprisingly pretty cute. She starts sucking me off which I had never had a serious blowjob before, rubbing my ass (which was a little weird) and sits on my dick and rides me. She asks if its cool if her husband licks her ass while she rides me on their couch. I said "sure" but Im thinking "oh god I hope he doesnt touch my dick" so she calls him over and he licks her ass for a second, pulls my dick out of her and sucks on it for 2 minutes while shes shoving her tits in my face. Im totally weirded out and pretty much frozen. She puts my dick back in her and continues. After about 15 minutes she says "Come on us" and I'm ok "uh... okay..." and she sucks me some more and Im about to come and she motions over to him and he puts his face near her face but I strategically shoot 90% of my cum on her face and she laps it up and they start making out and stuff. Pretty gross, I get ready to go. He seems legitimately upset that I didnt shoot my load on his face. Shes face down on the couch and he's licking her and she motions me over but I'm no longer horny so I'm fucking out of there. My 18 year old self was super worried that I was magically gay now because a guy put my dick in his mouth.

2 years later I walk into my economics class at my community college, and it's the same fucking guy.

MFM with my gf. No actual gay action involved but having sex with another guy taking part was the gayest thing I've done.

Story?

Started vaping. Sucked few cocks before but it pales in comparison to vaping.

I was 14 and I was still figuring out sexuality, I blew my foster brother a few times.

69 with a guy I worked with got a rimming let him fuck me found out what a full body orgasm felt like no hands cam like 4 times

kek of the toppest

yeah, I know

>out drinking with friends
>most of them are on the college soccer team
>I'm sort of a manlet, short, light
>we're all pretty much drunk
>all night we're trying to pick up girls and failing miserably
>last call so we start to head home
>my friend asks if he can crash at my place since he lives a few miles out of town and doesn't want to drive
>I say yes and he leaves his car at the bar and we start walking
>during the walk he's telling me he's surprised that I didn't score with the girls since I'm so cute
>find "cute" to be strange but whatever. it's the booze talking
>he puts his arm around me like a buddy but it's different. instead of his arm on my shoulder it's more towards my waist
>whatever. it's the booze, right?
>stagger into my place and I break out a few more beers
>we're sitting on the couch quiet and drinking
>without saying a word he reaches over and starts opening my pants
>I laugh at him. it's the booze, amirite?
>yanks my pants down
>i'm not concerned but I'm not laughing. I'm more like "what's happening"
>flips me over on my stomach and starts rimming me
>been rimmed by girls before and it feels good
>pours some beer on my asshole
>"Lester, this couch is upholstered in Italian silk"
>climbs on top of me and pushes his cock into me
>between the beer, saliva and his think cock there was no pain
>just lay there as my friend starts fucking me
>the room is quiet except for his grunts and his skin slapping against mine
>my mind is just numb. I'm not mad, not really enjoying it. I'm just letting him do it
>he speeds up, feel his body tense and he cums in my ass
>rolls off me onto the floor, pulls his pants up and leaves without a word
>I lay there on the couch with his cum dripping out of my ass wondering what just happened
>next day he apologizes but doesn't explain why he fucked me

>"Lester, this couch is upholstered in Italian silk"
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Pics? I wanna see if you are really cute

I go to an all mens bath house in orlando 2-3 times a month.

Ex had me fuck her young brother while she masturbated.

Had a mini orgy with a few younger boys on whisper

I'm not. Just an average guy.

Hope you're not the only one who got that.

kissed a dude at a party. If I kissed this guy then these other girls agree to kiss each other. Was trying to turn it into a love fest but it was just gay. Didn't feel anything nice guy pretty straight we were both pretty drunk. Think we were both pretty embarrassed about it after.

>be 13 at the time
>staying at my friends house
>he whips out his cock
>never had a gay thought before until then
>starts jerking
>end up lying on the bed both jerking off
>I try to touch his dick
>He says thats enough for him and we both stop
>I jerk off every night to the though of finishing him off
>Im 25 now

What are you, fucking gay?

Joined a church choir when I was 10.

Watched two broads bang

>gayest thing you've done

Clicked on one of these endless faggot porn spam threads on Sup Forums.

How about if you fuck off and die, faggot? You don't belong here.

Secretly yes, don't tell anyone

Well my best friend came over last night and we did a shit tonne of coke, and then sucked each other off. Turns out we are friends with beifits now

Two guys taking turns on my ass for a couple hours, for sure. Their theory was they could do more fucking if they took breaks. I was pretty sore afterwards, but I went back for more. For several years, actually...

My best friends and I have sucked each other's cocks a few times now. He came in my mouth. We kissed. We also fucked his girlfriend together. No regrets, but it's still very fucking gay. He asked me to fuck his ass and I simply couldn't. That'd be a little too gay, ya know?

kissed a girl
i am male

Honestly I feel every guy has thought about fucking a guy/getting sucked by a guy etc. And some just hide it and others call others faggots when they talk about it.

I bought curtains that match my bed spread, and coordinates with my area rug.

faggot

I jerk off on cam for random strangers and do whatever I am told by them

I downoaded grinder and save all dick pics I get, yet to meet up with anyone

>area rug
shit son, you're as gay as they come.

dressed in sisters clothes and whored myself on cam for older guys kek

>be me
>be 18
>kinda short straight as a rail normal dude
>most of my friends online, but that's okay
>get to be close friends with this one guy on discord
>guy's about a year younger than me, just turned 18
>tall with blonde hair and green eyes has really thick thighs and a thick ass. pic related.
>make gay jokes back and forth don't mean anything by it im not bi or gay or anything lel
>weeks go by
>gay jokes get to be more explicit
>"haha yeah i totally don't want you to suffocate me with your ass"
>eventually get sorta serious
>start sexting, talk about lewd shit
>months go by, lots of virtual gay shit
>aw fuck im a bi faggot
>our group of friends plans a meetup, he and i plan to go

bought this on amazon and used it a few times

I've honestly done this on chaturbate before. You can make a bit of cash just basically streaming your fap sessions as long as you're half way decent looking. Plus everyone likes a bit of attention

how much a month did you make, I have tried it a bit on cam4 and was making about 100 a month but they take 25 off them for fees :(

this guy was fisting me this one time and it was getting pretty ucking intense

i mean, he wasn't just fisting, right? he was seriously angry gut-punching. good stuff

he was up to his elbow and i suggested he try to get a second hand in, so he started with his left fingers

i'm sure most of you don't know this (unfortunately) but the hardest part of getting fisted in getting it in. the widest part of the fist is the most challenging, once that's in it can go up and down all you want with not that much extra work, it's all "pleasure"

but he already had one arm up there and was working the second hand in so as you might imagine it was pretty fucking hard work for both of us

by the time he got the second fist and forearm in, i was pretty wiped, lots of physical ,sweaty work

that was pretty gay

he gave me a round of applause from inside, but I couldn't hear it

I've sucked about ten cocks in the last two years. I prefers women though.

>didn't think it would happen but we both go, along with our other friends
>good shit. we all share a hotel room
>good around and do bullshit
>find time when others are away at the pool
>handjob under the blankets
>lots of groping and kissing and more groping
>subtley cuddle and shit when others are around and the lights are dim
>sleep next to each other every night. best sleep in years
>he's really warm
>get my cock sucked the very first night, feels good
>do this for a week
>go home at the end of the week feeling pretty good

And the gayest part is that I enjoyed actually being able to hug and cuddle someone more than the sex.

How do you like it?

My GF had me use a shaped butt plug and I came in my panties during dinner with her mum. It took hours though, is that one any better?

>be me
>be 23
>try to meet girls on tinder
>gets drunk one night, swip right all da hoes
>match with thiland-asian girl
>add her on snapchat
>send pics in undies telling me to come over
>come over and proceed to get dick sucked
>its dark in her apt, cant see a lot
>have sunburn all over body, she pulls out aloe
>rubs it all over me, i pour some on my cock
>she flips over, i try stick in vag
>she say no, you stick in back door
>i say okay, try stick it in, wont fit w/ aloe all over cock
>proceed to get dick sucked
>bust load in mouth
>looks up at me with load dripping out of mouth
>i realize she has adams apple
>her tits were also increadibly small and hard
>she also a foot taller than me
>realized i just got my dick sucked by a man
>ask for cigarette and leave
>proceed to go home and drink bottle of whiskey
>cant go to Thai restaraunt anymore, she works/lives above it D;

it says its a plug but id say more of a dildo. you cant walk around with it in or anything

Just sucked my own dick and cummed in my mouth

I've only done it a few times but I made about $30 each time, i didn't do anything with my ass either. I just ended up using the credits instead of cashing them out.

nice chaturbate does seem a better platform nowadays. Might give it a shot again

Sucked a trannies cock. Let her cum in my mouth.
10/10 would do again.

I would if they were passable. There's one I went to high school with that's fairly passable that I'm thinking of trying to get with. I fucking love trans but not sure how I'd react when the real thing came about.

Something about sucking a trans dick just seems so hot.

I experimented sucking dick when I was in my early teens, and getting my dick sucked as well.

It really didn't do much for me, so I stopped. Then i discovered vaginas, and have never been happier.

fapping to traps

let an old guy suck my dick in the swimming pool shower room when I was 15. i'm now happily in a relationship with a female and wouldnt really do it again but it was fun at the time

>he gave me a round of applause from inside, but I couldn't hear it
priceless

this

I got it too.

Is it any good?

I was a lot less nervous than I thought I'd be. She whipped it out, and I just went to town. I'd say she was semi passable. But I'm not prize and beggers can't be choosers. Continued to fool around for a few weeks. Never fucked her or got fucked. Just a lot of dick suckin. Good times.

I've sucked cocks before but the gayest was a gangbang with four old guys. Made $200.

its ok, lots of different vibration settings feels pretty crazy at first but only tried a couple times

Met a 44 year old guy from craigslist twice to suck him off. First time was just him, second time sucked off him and another guy he'd found online. He took pics both times.

long live kekistan

Yea I've talked to her a bit a few years ago and she didn't really seem open to anal, but things can always change. She's got some real nice tits and dresses great. The whole idea seems very hot to me, and I usually lick my cum from my hand when I fap so it wouldn't really bother me.

you're a male prostitute?

/thread

Straight guy checking in.

I want to suck a dick but can't find a dick to suck. Finding someones dick to suck isn't as easy as you might think.

Why you wanna suck meat? You have any daddy issues?

Fucked a dude 12 years older than me. Twice. Loved every moment of it.
Shower sex, bareback, plenty of styles.
The manly gay life is for me. The sissy gays can go die.

I'm the same. Always wondered what it's like. I was just explaining here that I may talk to a trans girl I went to high school with if I can.

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Grindr, say you're curious. Though, 9/10 guys are shit.

Butt dimples!

Highest level of faggotry.

Fucked my ass with a dildo I stole from a crackwhore while wearing her also stolen panties.

Cringed

Either sucked off 7 guys in a row

Or

Had 3 separate guys fuck me whilst sucking off a 4th

Technically, yes. But when I first went over to the guy's place I didn't realize he had invited other guys. And I didn't realize they chipped in to pay me when it was over. Went back a few more times and got paid.

Kekked

Met a guy from grindr to suck his cock. He talked me into fucking my ass with a dildo for him while he filmed.

story?

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