HEAD BEHIND YOUR BACK CROSS YOUR ARM LEFT ARM OVER THE RIGHT ARM CRAWL AND DO A 360 JUMP AND TURN AROUND LOOK AT ME...

HEAD BEHIND YOUR BACK CROSS YOUR ARM LEFT ARM OVER THE RIGHT ARM CRAWL AND DO A 360 JUMP AND TURN AROUND LOOK AT ME LOOK DOWN CRAWL AND DO THREE STEP ON THE LEFT HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK CROSS YOUR TOES AND CRAWL IN FRONT OF ME

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I'd really like it if someone shot that guy.

NOW REACH TO YOUR DICK WITH YOUR NOSE

Eradicate those not fit for a civilized society.

P-please don't shoot me I-I... I'm listening

*put pants back on*

SIMON SAYS PUT YOUR HANDS UP
SIMON SAYS GET ON YOUR KNEES
SIMON SAYS PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD
CRAWL TO ME
I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS YOU MOTHERFUCKER BANG BANG BANG

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I laughed way too hard at this

>PUT YOU HANDS UP NOW, YOUNG MAN
>LISTEN CAREFULLY,FOLLOW EVERY WORD I SAY OR I WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD YOUR WIFE WILL FEEL IT
>CROSS YOUR LEFT LEG OVER YOUR RIGHT LEG OVER YOUR LEFT LEG
>PUT BOTH HANDS UP AND TO THE SIDE
>PUT BOTH SIDES DOWN
>UNCROSS YOUR KNEES
>CROSS YOUR TOES
>HOT CROSS BUNS
>NOW CRAWL FORWARD UNTIL YOU'RE ALL THE WAY BACKWARD--DID I SAY YOU COULD FUCKING CRAWL? YES, I DIDN'T NOT SAY IT. SO CRAWL, MOTHERFUCKER, CRAWL.
>OKAY, NOW TOUCH YOUR NOSE
>SIMON DIDN'T SAY TOUCH YOUR FUCKING NOSE
*BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM*
*BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM*
*BAM BAM BAM BAM*
*BAM BAM BAM*
*BAM BAM*
*BAM*
...
>OKAY, NOW LISTEN, YOUNG MAN.
*BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM*

roll

obligatory.
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TOPKEK

The comment section is a shit show.

MOON WALK TOWARDS ME WITH YOUR HANDS POSITIONED LIKE NARUTO
NOW ROTATE 4 DEGREES TO STARBOARD AND GIVE ME THREE POSSIBLE ANAGRAMS OF "NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS"

Kek

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rolling

Kek, do American police employs litteral t hysterical hird graders playing thief and cop or somethin?

>Dont reach again or you will be shot
He reaches

CASE CLOSED FAGGOT

Good shot. Thanks for your service.

CROSS YOUR HANDS, HANDS UP, FALL DOWN ON YOUR FACE, CRAWL TOWARDS ME, STAND UP, MOONWALK, DO TWO FULL CYCLES OF THE MACARENA, TURN 360 DEGREES AND WALK AWAY, BOP IT, PULL IT, SPIN IT, JUMP UP, JUMP UP AND GET DOWN, TRY SPINNING THAT'S A GOOD TRICK, SLIDE TO THE LEFT, SLIDE TO THE RIGHT, CLAP YOUR HANDS, CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH, SIEG HEIL, FLIP ME OFF, DO A BARREL ROLL, PUT YOUR LEFT LEG IN, PUT YOUR LEFT LEG OUT, PUT YOUR LEFT LEG IN, SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT, DO THE HOKEY POKEY AND TURN AROUND, DO A HANDSTAND, SPANK YOURSELF, JERK OFF AND EJACULATE, OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, WALK THE DINOSAUR, PERFORM GANGNAM STYLE, ULULATE, SING DESPACITO, GRAB THAT WOMAN AND DANCE THE TANGO, SHUT UP AND DANCE, DON'T YOU DARE LOOK BACK, JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME, PLACE YOUR HAND ON YOUR HEART AND SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, SNAP YOUR FINGERS WITH BOTH HANDS, DO THE WORM, DO A BACKFLIP AND THEN A FRONTFLIP, CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS, CALL YOUR MOTHER, STOP, COLLABORATE AND LISTEN, DIAL 1-900-MIXALOT, PLAY YOUR MIXTAPE, SUMMON THE DARK LORD, CONTACT THE ILLUMINATI, FINISH OFF THE REST OFF YOUR BEER, GRAB YOUR JUNK, FINGER YOUR ASSHOLE UNTIL IT BLEEDS, LICK YOUR FINGER, STICK IT IN YOUR EARS, GRAB SOME POTATOES, BOIL 'EM, MASH 'EM, STICK 'EM IN A STEW, THROW A SPEAR, PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS, NOW PULL THEM BACK UP, THROW UP ON THE FLOOR FOR THREE SECONDS, GRAB ME BY THE PUSSY, DELETE YOUR CLASSIFIED EMAILS, NOW ILLEGALLY PIRATE THE MOVIE "BABY DRIVER", WATCH IT, POST A CONTRARIAN OPINION ABOUT THE MOVIE ON Sup Forums, POST FURRY PORN, JERK OFF AGAIN TO TRAPS THIS TIME, OPEN YOUR WALLET, SHOW ME YOUR CHILDREN, BREAK YOUR BEER GLASS OVER YOUR HEAD, GET DOWN ON THE GROUND, CROSS YOUR RIGHT FOOT OVER YOUR LEFT FOOT, PUT YOUR ARMS OUT IN FRONT OF YOU AND CRAWL TOWARDS ME

DON'T TOUCH YOUR PANTS
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
SUSPECT DOWN
FUCK HOW DO KEYCARDS WORK
SIR SHOW ME HOW KEYCARDS WORK
DON'T TOUCH YOUR PA-
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

with my science, i can use my knowledge to avoid the cops.

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This one was gay

THIS IS SOMETHIN' NEW
THE CASPER SLIDE PART 2
FEATURING THE PLATINUM BAND AND
AND THIS TIME WE'RE GONNA GET FUNKY
FUNKY
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP YOUR HANDS
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP YOUR HANDS

ALRIGHT NOW
WE GONNA DO THE BASIC STEP
TO THE LEFT
TAKE IT BACK NOW Y'ALL
ONE HOP THIS TIME
RIGHT FOOT. LET'S STOMP
LEFT FOOT. LET'S STOMP
CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

NOW TURN IT OUT

TO THE LEFT
TAKE IT BACK NOW Y'ALL
ONE HOP THIS TIME
RIGHT FOOT. LET'S STOMP
LEFT FOOT. LET'S STOMP
CHA CHA NOW Y'ALL

NOW IT'S TIME TO GET FUNKY

TO THE RIGHT NOW
TO THE LEFT
TAKE IT BACK NOW Y'ALL
ONE HOP THIS TIME, ONE HOP THIS TIME
RIGHT FOOT. TWO STOMPS
LEFT FOOT. TWO STOMPS
SLIDE TO THE LEFT
SLIDE TO THE RIGHT
CRISS CROSS, CRISS CROSS
CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

i wouldn't mind if that cop died

PUT YOUR RIGHT LEG IN PUT YOUR RIGHT KEG OUT NOW DO THE HOKEY POKEY OR ILL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT

fag