Why is my dick so small, Sup Forums? How do I make it bigger? There's no way it's just supposed to be this tiny

Why is my dick so small, Sup Forums? How do I make it bigger? There's no way it's just supposed to be this tiny.

1. Get a pistol
2. Stick it in your faggot mouth
3. Blow your faggot head off

FOAD faggot. GTFO of Sup Forums.

Suck my tiny cock, gayboy

Dude just looking at that pic I know that most of your dick is actually hiding inside that fat.
I'm not joking. You can get at least 10 cm of dick length if you just get right of that belly.
Your dick starts at the hip bone, but once you get fat, it grows over it and hides it.
You don't have a small dick, you're just too fat

tl;dr get rid of that fat and your dick will be fine.

I figured that's what it was but I wasn't sure. Appreciate the answer my guy

Real question is why is your body so fat?

I was fat before. Look at what I marked in your pic. This is where your dick is hiding.

Put two fingers one at the left and one at the right of your shaft and then pull them back to the hip bone. That's how long your dick actually is without the fat.

more detailed instructions on finding your dick inside the fat

I mean, this, but he does also have a small dick

Its ok OP, once i came to grips with how useless my peenette is, i just learned to love my prostate and balls.

I never even touch my cock anymore for pleasure. I put bands on my balls, and work my prostate with a aneros. I usually just dribnle cum without a full orgasm, but sometimes it goes full on O.

Pic related, fellow tiny buddy

Its ok OP, once i came to grips with how useless my peenette is, i just learned to love my prostate and balls.

Im a kissless-handholdless, but i watch porn with a buddy on rare occasion.

I never even touch my cock anymore for pleasure. I put bands on my balls, and work my prostate with a aneros. I usually just dribnle cum without a full orgasm, but sometimes it goes full on O.

Pic related, fellow tiny buddy

If he gets it out of the fat and goes to like 15 cm he can fuck bitches alright. He doesn't have to have a huge throbbing megapenis to be able to fuck a girl.
Super long dicks can be detrimental.
It's not like every girl wants a dragon dildo shoved in her cunt..

Retarded bait. OP doesn't have a micropenis. He's just fat.

More of me

Just go back to your tumblr raid group. We're not buying it.

holy fuck pls be bait
i mean i don’t like my 5 incher but I feel pretty good after that post

It's tumblr trying to "raid" us with baid posts that are meant to make us feel like betas. It's been going on for like 2 years now. Have you not realized where the sudden surge of "trap" "blacked" "cuckold" etc threads come from? They're doing this on purpose. It started right after the big tumblr raid. It's their "retaliation"

Get a prorextender, bathmate, and do jelqing and kegals. Also, lose weight.
I have 7 but want a solid 9. Those are my going to be my methods to try and achieve my gains. Picked up about 1/2 gains in length and girth after a month or so.

You figured? You just never had the energy, too fat to even attempt to locate your penor?

OP, my wife calls my dick, "my little dude". Before sex she ask if my little dude needs help waking up and after she sometimes asks if my little dude has had enough.

i have a 5 incher i want to get thicker at least...does the bathmate work for you?
it just pinches the fuck out of my balls and does nothing for me

Lol.. I'm sure your post is 100% true.

The reason your dick is so tiny, is because Jesus thinks you’re a faggot.

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get more fat

Boop

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>Why is my dick so small

because you are white, duh

Show it erect

Welcome

You're white so, yeah. It's supposed to be tiny.

See This is erect.

Scadooo

Honestly dude, if you find the right person I’m sure they could look past it.

This thread make me feel Mandingo tier cock.

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Try icing it down. Makes my dick grow!

I do not know this feel

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Biddy biddy bum bummmmm!!!!

My penis is only 13cm. So I did the only reasonable thing: Get an Asian GF we is 1,45m

She is fucking guys behind your back.

there is one thing you small dick fucks have in common , can you guess ?

99 per cent of you are fattys

not many fat fucks have a large dick you know

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Low testosterone exposure in the womb.

look at all that FAT above your cock ,,diet