How would I go about fighting one of these fuckers if I had to?

How would I go about fighting one of these fuckers if I had to?

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Snap that niggers fucking neck

with your cock.

crawl into the fetus position like the bitch you are.
never fuck with these things

Get a blunt object and hit the bird in the head.
Usually the head will come clean off. They're not very strong.
Who has the duck+golf club webm? That guy swiped the head clean off.

Kick it to death?
idk, I've never had to fight one
animals leave you alone if you're not a massive faggot

running kick, then stomp

dont hurt our birds eh, we just loan them to you for a few months to look after while we deep freeze.

gonna need sauce on that webm

Hit, run, hide, the Highland way.

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it ain't very nice webm

The fuck are you on about?
These giant aggresive pigeons shit everywhere and are greatly overpopulated.
Issue punt-guns to the homeless and everyone gets to eat goose this year.

i was thinking about the same thing

they're always well behaved and enjoyed up here.
>we teach them to shit on your shitty country eh

It was similar to this put with a goose and a white guy and a golf club

I'm Canadian myself.
These birds are assholes.
Fuckem

Underrated post, top kek

>get on all fours
>wait patiently, jiggle about a bit.
>grin when feel its beak prodding investigating your anal texture.
>push back with the force of 1000 fritzls
>jack off as feel it struggle and choke while beak stuck inside you.
>sniff your sisters panties and enjoy scent of victory.

Inb4 zoidberg greentext

Grab neck. Whip like a towel.

Break it's neck quick and easy. youtu.be/hmpQS6iDjX0

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You talk real tough on the internet faggot, Just try it irl and see what happens

Whirlybirds

I hate these fucking things. I live in a city, right near a river. In summer, my girlfriend and I go for a walk first thing in the morning and there are always a bunch of these assholes right along the path we walk on, by the river. The girlfriend loves to stop and stare at one. It'll get all pissed off and hiss at her, its pretty funny.

Yeah, but in some places like where I live they're protected (migratory bird) and killing one, even in "self defense" will get you fucked. Here's what I don't understand: if these faggot lawyers can file lawsuits on behalf of wildlife, then why can't we sue wildlife? Sound stupid? OF COURSE IT DOES.

Victory or death, my friend.