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What is the best Spanish speaking country to move to aside from Spain?

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How safe is Chile?

4u it would be either Argie/Uruguayan plain grass-fields or Southern Chile/Southern Argentina

El Salvador, Honduras, and the Favelas of Rio.

If you don't speak castellano, or if you speak it with a non latam accent, you are game my friend.

if I go there and start speaking rioplatense spanish in say, a bar or club, will I get hate? lmao

The murder rate seems to be pretty low though.

that's a latam accent you illiterate fuck, and we have plenty of uruguayos at bars and clubs minding the tables and washing dishes fyi

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it is a latam accent but I asked specifically about rioplatense spanish because I know for a fact that people with this accent may get hate in Paraguay's northern states. Hate for argies is too big for some reason

and having a similar scene in my mind, where a tall white guy goes to a club in babydick Chile and starts speaking with our overly confident accent to some slant eyed chilena, forces me to ask a question: Will I get SPEAR'd by some indio if I go to Chile to slay that tight mapuche pussy or not?

How come there is so little gore from Chile?

Camara works with battery, we have no battery.

STOP mating with mapuches...

Run away from sudaca land

Stop posting my picture you fucking cunt.

I'm really confused now. I really used to think Chile was pretty much a 1 world country full of nice people save ocassional robberies every now and then.

Me odiarían en Chile si escuchan mi acento de conquistador español?

Si, sudacas son subnormales, negros envidioso,

They will dismember you.

Spain.
>Aside from Spain
SPAIN
Don't be a fucking retard.

Nah m8, potemkin tier shit going on here.
Nos cagamos de la risa la verdad. Por qué son tan pequeños no les dan leche cuando niños? Cómanse los huevos con cáscara y suplementan el calcio ctm

Spanish accent on females turns dicks into diamonds, its kinda annoying on males.

Yo soy espanyol y me importan sudacas nada, pero majoria tienen
Malicia indigina o negra.

Considera la mejor posibilidad

Isnt the average male height of Spain 179 cm and Chile's 173? wtf

I knew you were merely kidding me:-)

>Por qué son tan pequeños no les dan leche cuando niños?
?
Yo mido 174 y en mi facultad solo hay 5 tíos más bajos que yo

No. They are smaller. Looked it up for the lulz some time ago shit's hillarious. And that's the average. irl the ones we get at least are fucking hobbits.

You are going to end up on a webm of gayporn.

no you stop using my picture you fucking guy

the average Spanish male is 5cm taller than the average Chilean male m8 (171 and 176

Mi guacho yo mido 182 y todos mis amigos o son más altos que yo o miden más o menos lo mismo, pero ninguno menos de 180. Es cierto que la población amerindia es más baja. Yo en serio creo que es calcio el problema. Acá se produce leche y es barata. No sé como será allá quizas es más cara. Acá cuesta menos de un dolar el litro y si se trata de gente pobre es subsidiada (se las regalan literalmente). No se me ocurre otra explicación porque entiendo que ustedes comen bastante pescado.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide
According to this the average Chilean man is 1.69 cm
Jesus christ
169cm actually, the green ones are the representative of the majority
What a fucking dumb flaite, how on earth would chileans be taller than spaniards?

Sos un mogolico

Source. And year of the data you are posting because it was self reported if I'm not mistaken in 2014 or 2015

>180
ah pero vos decís las colonias prusianas subterraneas no? JAJAJAJ que boludo

It says in wikipedia that its 169 for chile and 174 for argentina
Are you actually this stupid and thought a mestizo country was taller than a white one?

t. mapuche midget

*for spain
lul

Yeah well, my memory failed my white friend. You guys are taller

Safer than Ukraine

>white

>2.2% of the population
>1998-2001
you're deluded if you think that's a valid source for all the country, you guys are not taller than the rest of south america

I meant spain And of course Argentina is the tallest south American country since its the least indigenous

STOP IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING LOW IQ INDIGENOUS SCUM GODDAMNIT!

Just move to Argentina/Uruguay

it's a fucking proxy

You're a fucking proxy mierda colombiano just fuck off

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Uruguay is the least indigenous :^) you've got some coyas and bolivians

what kind of answer do you want ffs.'what is the best X' is a shit question if you don't clarify what you're looking for

Argentina, Chile, Uruguay, Panamá and Costa Rica are your best options in terms of safety

>shit question if you don't clarify what you're looking for
Safety, as neutral Spanish as possible, sexy chicas willing to let me play with their vaginas.

safety-wise those are your best choices if you exclude Spain
'Neutral spanish' isn't a thing so you'll have to find the accent is more common 4u. I recommend looking for amateur videos of people from those countries. Rioplatense spanish (Argentina, Uruguay and Paraguay kind of) is spoken in a really clear manner and it's low paced, so you might want to start with that one
b yourself, never doubt in your alfaness and you'll be fine with the chicas unless you're some wimp

*you'll have to find which accent is more understandable 4u
haven't slept

We already have a jew ucranian trying to steal the patagonia here. Go anywere else , If you come here i'll stab u

The warnings were duly submited

No fucking clue but I'd move to Chile or Uruguay if I had to
Colombia also seems kinda nice

>Colombia seems kinda nice
How about no. FOWF