What say? Help me get laid

What say? Help me get laid.

"can u still suk tho"

You're trying to fuck a woman who's in hospital with a neck brace?

can you still suck dick tho?

wana have sex with my dad and i?

Nah I just wanna suck on some titties

Hows the bottom half?

"can i stick my dinky in your pinky and stinky?"

Shes got a good sense of humor and nice bod. Wife it

CaN i sUcK YoUr TiBbIeS?

youre not a nigger are you?

anal on the first date?

You already missed when she said she worked it too hard.

>How about a brace below the waist too? I know a fella. Looks a lot like me. Tall, rugged, good looking, you know the bit.

can i get your dads number i wana suck the dick that made you

She looks like an international student from China who seeks greenkard.

>Worked it too hard
You already missed your opening, dumbass.

sometimes i let my dog lick cream cheese off my balls

I'M IN

Lol

Or nice cuddle and a goodnight kiss

Keep us updated op

Nigger, she's throwing herself at you. The "B" should've stood for bent over, face down ass up!

God you are beta. That's what the B stands for. You a beta bitch.

ask for pics of her without the c collar and post them here

>yeah

she isnt into you op sorry

At least it worked

She is actually really cute lads. I think I'm in love.

Face asks for a free greenkard.

big tits
got jokes
not fugly

Wife it bro

I won't do her

i want it to stand for blow job you cunt

Unless you've smashed, it hasn't worked. She can flip at a moments notice.

sorry im autistic and have no idea how to talk to girls so im probably going to die a virgin

Show us yourself op

Shes fat

ask her how much she costs for one hour

That's the girl you smash in early high school. The one with daddy issues seeking male attention. Get it out of your system and get some OJT experience.

Then you wife up late/after college.

As you wish

Lmaoooo exactly
Fucking pussy just pull the trigger already
>Whatever you want...

I take back everything I said. Nigga you ugly. Looking like a white skinned match stick. You needa wife this bitch.

please ask her this

Alright boys let's go, what do you got?

So if your top is wrecked, I could wreck your bottom. You know, for symmetry.

You're gay.

Pretty handsome op you can for sure fuck her if you play this right

Tell her you can give her physical therapy

Need some help with anatomy? Sex ed? Band playing the skin flute? I hear I'm a great tutor.

Bruh I go to UoH as well wanna play smash bros and go on a double date

trips tell the truth

Can you get any more cringy?

Now we wait, I left out the skin flute part to sound less autistic

Figure it out. You expect us to be there guiding you if you were to actually meet with her in person?

Why don't we make the B stand for blowjob?

Its too late. You took advice from 4chin ya dip.

Pussy.

Come on seal the deal dammit

youre too far deep, it wouldnt matter now

Risky, very risky ..

>I wanted to ask if I could throat fuck you but it seems you've beaten me to it ;)

You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

kek'd. 50/50 her reaction being wtf or joking. dubs of truth

the gamble

SAGE

Get out, Phil.

Fuck. I'm not good at flirting but damn, that's fucking worth of an edgelord.

you dead now

Holy shit you actually did it AHAHAHHAHAHA

Oh damn. You fucked up OP. Should've asked her out for coffee or some drinks after the winky face message.

Are you..you are not a virgin are you?

>lemme suck on dem tiddies

Bitch still left out my part about the skin flute. Lol.

Don't be a bitch OP! Tell us what she said!

OP here, she hasn't replied yet.

Wow this motivation is great, I'm a pretty good looking bloke but I've been autistic my whole life so I'm kinda socially retarded, got quite a few girls admiring me in the past but I've lost my chances. Gonna start and make myself a tinder. Wish me look Betafags I'm turning my life around ;')

You fucked up dude... holy shit

Fuck off m8. This thread isn't about you! We're trying to get OP laid here!

Just grow some balls and go for it. It's not like you will meet most of these women ever. May as well as take a chance at getting your peepee sucked.

hahaha nigguh watt!

You actually have to try to write something more beta than that. GG

Bumping to keep thread alive. OP, we must know what she says. Good or bad. We're family here. We're in this together now. This is our goal. To get all of us laid.

this what's the worse that can happen? takes screenshot and posts it on leddit, not like anybody is gonna be able to identify you

Welp, another blown opportunity by faggot OP who couldn't get his weiner wet if he ran around naked in a hurricane.

Bump #2 I'm just going to assume OP is getting his dick wet, right now.

bump.

Still waiting. She either hasn't seen it or is just ignoring me lads.

buuuumop

OP is a giant faggot

Shes seen it. You fucked up. Now youll never get in between her roasted beef curtains of love.

Op's a faggot

The girl is a fucking spic you degenerate race traitor. Die of aids faggot

Op here no she is replying to. I'm in!! Pic related. What now boys

THIS

This

In all actuality, this.

Pics or it didn't happen OP.

Sorry. Forgot pic. Here you go

how much more can you fuck up?

Are you that autistic? Maybe you don't deserve this piece of ass. Upload the pic you filthy animal.

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I posted it, it's being blocked. WTF

nice

/thread

>says pic related
>doesn't upload pic
>called out for not uploading pic
>says "Forgot pic. Here you go"
>doesn't upload pic

Bitch took 4 selfies of herself alone in the kitchen.
Red flags abandone ship.