Hey Sup Forumsros, my siblings and mom are gone for the next 4 or 5 hours...

Hey Sup Forumsros, my siblings and mom are gone for the next 4 or 5 hours. The only people at my house right now are me and my moms boyfriend. Should I ask him if he wants to smoke weed? I know he has it, and smokes it frequently and everybody in the house knows from smelling it. What should I do? I wanna get high, but also not destroy my relationship I have with him/the relationship he has with my mom.

yes.

How do I go about doing it though?

get your own weed faggot

Just tell him you'll give him an old fashioned if he shares a joint with you

Why would it ruin anything?
It's like if you were like "Hey let's hang out, grab a beer."
Just be like "Dude, let's smoke some weed and chill."
Bet he'd be like "Oh yeah cool man."

You should report him to the police for possessing illegal drugs.

Poorfag, and all my friends moved away
Old fashioned?
If he's like NO WTF?!?! And then told my mom making her have even less respect for me if there was even any before. It'd also be awkward as fuck if I asked him but he didn't have any left at all. (I don't think he'd react like that though)

They're legal in my state

You should report him to the police for fucking your mom.

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's legal in my state as well.

sauce nao

just fucking ask. say "hey, dude. since you're fucking my mom, you mind smoking me out?" done deal. you're wasting time.

dress up like a trap and blow him

Marshmallowmaximus or something

Sauce isn't worth it, pic in OP is legitimately the best pic of her on the internet.

"ay man mind if I smoke with you?"

fuck em then ask to smoke the weed with him

You want to smoke his weed?
there's no non-awkward way to be a leach tbh

>Marshmallowmaximus

She is the waifu I never knew I wanted.

Based waifus