>45 old fag >have 14 year old little cunt for daughter >listens to rap and seems to enjoy nigger music >she knows how I feel about this >give her allowance for minor household chores >idea.jpg >know she loves cats, dogs, but not ferrets >"want a pet?" >"omg yes pls!" >buy ferret >gives it to her >registered her as the owner >she sees receipt >throws a tantrum >"wtf dad I hate ferrets!" >your problem >tell her to buy food, toys, etc, or risk animal cruelty >says I need to buy stuff for it >"not my pet - don't care" >fast forward 3 months >she loves the ferret >spends all her allowance on pet food >having fun? >"I just wish you'd help me" >"now you know what's it like to be the single mother of a half-black child whose dad doesn't give a shit and can't be counted on for help" >she stares blankly >"okay daddy" >starts listening to folk songs and occasionally Taylor Swift >mfw meh, it's a start
Anyone else with entertaining life lessons?
James Garcia
Lmao she still gonna suck on a black dock later in life craxka
Kevin Wright
Is this some sort of Sup Forums virgin fantasy or something?
Kevin Miller
I mean youre a fucked up father and you only made her music taste deteriorate but ok
Christopher Harris
at least she can read and write tho
Jeremiah Cox
I have ferrets. They are good pets
Camden Smith
"okay daddy"
cringed, comfirmed virgin
Wyatt Johnson
You just made black guys a taboo for her and now she will have a BBC cuck fetish...Unless you already knew that and you enjoy the thought of your daughter with a BBC...
Gavin Jones
same I own an albino ferret hes cool as fuck
Ethan Young
Only gay men like ferrets because they can shove them up their ass
Brayden Lopez
kek
Andrew Cook
It's not a laughing matter. Not for the gay men or the ferrets.
Samuel Morales
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Robert Taylor
You're thinking gerbils.
Nathan Lee
this is now a ferret meme thread
Easton Cook
This is the weirdest, cringiest Sup Forums neckbeard Trumpcunt fantasy I've ever read.
Oliver Turner
Not turning her to the REAL rappers. >>mfw
Ethan Martinez
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Kevin Peterson
I bet you think traps are gay too,huh?
Tyler Walker
Correct.
Justin James
Entertaining work of fiction there
Bentley Sanchez
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Carson Cox
I know its fake but this is reason why most of ppl shouldn't have kids Im also gay
Alexander Ward
Trust me everyone agrees
Cameron Hill
I’d rather believe a PSA story than this bullshit
William Watson
Whitch part? That the story is fake? Or that im fag? Or that 1 person out of 10 000 should be able to have kids?
Isaac Ward
Honestly overpopulation is the cancer of the world