Be me

>be me
Life lessons you teach your kids

>45 old fag
>have 14 year old little cunt for daughter
>listens to rap and seems to enjoy nigger music
>she knows how I feel about this
>give her allowance for minor household chores
>idea.jpg
>know she loves cats, dogs, but not ferrets
>"want a pet?"
>"omg yes pls!"
>buy ferret
>gives it to her
>registered her as the owner
>she sees receipt
>throws a tantrum
>"wtf dad I hate ferrets!"
>your problem
>tell her to buy food, toys, etc, or risk animal cruelty
>says I need to buy stuff for it
>"not my pet - don't care"
>fast forward 3 months
>she loves the ferret
>spends all her allowance on pet food
>having fun?
>"I just wish you'd help me"
>"now you know what's it like to be the single mother of a half-black child whose dad doesn't give a shit and can't be counted on for help"
>she stares blankly
>"okay daddy"
>starts listening to folk songs and occasionally Taylor Swift
>mfw meh, it's a start

Anyone else with entertaining life lessons?

Lmao she still gonna suck on a black dock later in life craxka

Is this some sort of Sup Forums virgin fantasy or something?

I mean youre a fucked up father and you only made her music taste deteriorate but ok

at least she can read and write tho

I have ferrets. They are good pets

"okay daddy"

cringed, comfirmed virgin

You just made black guys a taboo for her and now she will have a BBC cuck fetish...Unless you already knew that and you enjoy the thought of your daughter with a BBC...

same I own an albino ferret hes cool as fuck

Only gay men like ferrets because they can shove them up their ass

kek

It's not a laughing matter.
Not for the gay men or the ferrets.

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You're thinking gerbils.

this is now a ferret meme thread

This is the weirdest, cringiest Sup Forums neckbeard Trumpcunt fantasy I've ever read.

Not turning her to the REAL rappers.
>>mfw

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I bet you think traps are gay too,huh?

Correct.

Entertaining work of fiction there

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I know its fake but this is reason why most of ppl shouldn't have kids
Im also gay

Trust me everyone agrees

I’d rather believe a PSA story than this bullshit

Whitch part? That the story is fake? Or that im fag? Or that 1 person out of 10 000 should be able to have kids?

Honestly overpopulation is the cancer of the world

Virgin confirmed

That's awesome story. Even if it's fictional.