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The gf is a slag edition

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3d women ARE important

>tfw people really do read my posts and studies
I always felt there was something to that language theory to be honest, we have a lot of local words in my area that are too much of a coincidence with old Norse to ignore

Watching rise of the planet if the apes
This some real shit

Trudeau looks great in every picture of him

it's massively arrogant. sad state of affairs that anyone running for PM can get away with it really. speaks volumes about the state of the opposition.

this photo is so old the girl is probably a hag by now

nyet

speaks volumes about the state of the public too.

>the old witch lady said strong and stable and the 'daily bias' said the opposition was not fit, so i know how i'll be voting.

Girl I like wants to fuck but I'm way too hungover. Would probably shit myself and puke on her if I tried

it helps that politicans are usually ugly as sin

>the bomber was an ugly inbred manlet

ah yes

reminder that britain is not european
we have our own civilisation

proud to be european

O serf, what a peculiar creature you are. you arouse a great disposition of pity from within the depths of my bosom.

how you continually fall for the most simple of PR trickery. O ye fool!

The blasted woman ne'er even thought it pertinent to take off her gloves before shaking hands with your fellows serfs at the photo opportunity, and you still think she did good by going there giving the most cursory of sympathetic gestures. Serf do not fool yourself, it was very obviously the case, that her appearance at the hospital with the victims was done only to entrench her family's image and future rule.

You're spqr rapebabies like the rest of us.
Finland and the Baltics are less European than you

inbred?

I bought a muh heritage sweater that says "Canadian grown with British roots", gonna wear it around brits and watch their facial expressions of disgust

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Good looking lass

thanks

Yeah, and the grammar and sentence structure part really makes you think.

he looks very inbred

then why did they lose an entire legion to the native celto-brython here

hung over.
so this is what it feels like...
not a fan

>That shnozz

you're not white if you don't have any neanderthal dna

me on the left

Slag = party girl?

Or is it a deeper meaning to the word? Not only being a party girl, but also a certain type of party girl? Or a certain type of attitude? Or is it a certain type of social status thingy? Could someone explain Slag to me?

That's your brain noticing the lack of alcohol. Drink more and the feeling goes away

why are indians so brown if they came from the same people europeans did

told someone online I could heem them when in reality I would get the shit kicked out of me

thing which always got me about the nordic origins of the northern englanders was the following:

had your ancestor never left norway/sweden:
>you'd be living in a social-democratic paradise
>You'd likely be well educated and skilled and very much involved in the world

because your ancestor decided to settle in the north of england
>you live in a post-apocalyptic hell-hole
>you're likely to be uneducated, unemployed and scared of anything new or different (you'd rather stick with your parmos and your shitty dialect, than go and explore the world)

They lost us as well. Doesn't change the fact that our institutions take after theirs. Not even mentioning our own influence on you lot. We're more than neighbors. We're blood brothers
*embraces you*

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probably did a lot of sunbathing back in the day

hello schvlenhen shtoogen

slag
[slaɡ]
NOUN

stony waste matter separated from metals during the smelting or refining of ore.
"the burning liquid iron was forming a scum of slag"
BRIT.
informal
derogatory
a promiscuous woman.

A girl that sleeps around and dresses like a slag (example in op)

Ripped lad.

Natures way of showing us who is evil is making their skin darker 2bh

the norf is pretty diverse and there's deprivation in the south as well tbf

It's a combination of class position, fashion style, music taste, openness to sex, where they hang out, and general personality

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is it too early for a wank?

Slags are the female counterpart to chavs.

They are of low birth, loose morals, have developed a subculture and hierarchy.

However it should not be suggested that they are simply party girls, as many display genuine empathy for their elders. Due to their low education and aspirations, they tend to take jobs in sectors open to women without education, such as nursing auxiliaries and home carers.

hate sunnis
love shiites

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Excellent work comrades

Your post is worryingly antisemitic

t. infidel

which ones are the persians

i remember the first time i pulled back my foreskin

phwoar

True Brits aren't circumicsed

see

i agree actually, just baiting as an enlightened midlander.

the deprivation in the south is somehow even more JUST than northern poverty. poortherners are the victims of economic changes fundamental to the structure of the economy, well beyond their control. the poor people in places like oxford just seem completely out of it. they're just people too backwards to really engage in modern society in a meaningful way.

>had your ancestor never left norway/sweden:
more like danes/norwegians

I just momentarily forgot Katie Hopkins was sacked, then remembered again.
Like finding a tenner you forgot you had in your jacket pocket

is it better to surrender or be btfo in every conflict you've been involved in

SNIP
THE
TIP

>mom

fuck
off
YANK

my point still stands.

rasheed

Quit playing the innocent Scandi now. You're an hour away on a plane or ferry from the UK.
You're not on a different planet.
You know right well what a slag is. You have plenty.

they tend to go into shock soon after
thy stop screaming and flailing and just go limp with glazed over eyes

daily mail still employs her sadly

Are they really an hour away by plane or ferry? I forgot how small Europe is

Currently reading, "When algorithms are racist" on the Guardian website

World - Niggers - Arabs = Good

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>nordic origins of the northern englanders
They are only minor contributions

>had your ancestor never left
Going back 30 generations… Wachter’s model calculates that [an Englishman] would have 952,279 distinct ancestors in 1077

>social-democratic paradise
Delusional

phimolad mate you in?

thanks for taking the bait

You should kill yourself

there's two of us

off to saino's , tarah

*doesnt ask you if you want anything*

house to myself, from now until friday
party at mine, I have smash4 and a dominos across the road

doing a VERY big and VERY spicy poo lads

same
remember the days my glans was too sensitive to touch
struggled to get my foreskin back over, now it's loose as fuck

If sexuality is fluid and contextual, what's wrong with conversion therapy? Checkmate trannies

>Smash4
>not melee
?

Hey, just because Norwegans take weekend trips to London doesn't mean we have a complete understanding of every slang word you have. I have of course heard the word before and I had somewhat an idea of what it was, but I did not fully understand it.

But What kind of subculture and hierachy are you talking about?

scotland is closer to norway than to london

Come to Leeds and observe them for a few days. It's easier to understand that way

*gets schwifty*

transgenderism is progressive conversion therapy

That blows my mind

That doesn't apply to heterosexuality obviously

why? Quebec is closer to Greenland than the US

yes

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so Chris Cornell offed himself? w-wew

don't know why you HAVE to be proud with how you were born
if i was a poof id be hoping they'd be working on some cures

Alone and posting on Sup Forums on a Sunday morning?

God you're pathetic...

If you was having sex someone with narcolepsy and they passed out, would you just carry on?

>Rumors say Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry & Nicki Minaj will be performing as a guest at Ariana Grande's benefit concert in Manchester on June 4th.

Hmm yes a bunch of whores with no clothes on singing about being sluts, in front of little girls, to remember 22 people were blown up

remember when ariana grande has white skin and acted her age

buy a £60 ticket racist

White privilege summed up in one image.

IMO it was a hanging wank, like michael hutchence

nah thats fucked up

day after the attack there were bomb-related videos in the trending section of my youtube homepage and the second was a video of her on some talkshow talking about her bf's massive dick