Spending my 22nd birthday alone and drunk. Any suggestions for cheering myself up?

Spending my 22nd birthday alone and drunk. Any suggestions for cheering myself up?

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Memes, happy birthday Sup Forumsro

Will do. Got the cheapest wine and beers I could find.

Happy birthday man
Why are u alone?

Write the most fucked up poem you can think of while drunk and post it on here. Violent sex and sexual violence are good topics, but also something like blasphemy would work, or just use words to "film" your person, going crazy there all by yourself or whatever. I write just to entertain (or distract) myself sometimes.

The saddest thing is that this day doesn't seem any different than the others. I'm just drinking and spending my time on Sup Forums. My entire family thinks I'm still enrolled in uni, but I haven't attended for over a year. My life is just so shitty, I can't even cope anymore.

happy birthday user!

depending what you were going to the university for, it may not even be worth it. Birthdays shouldn't seem any different, that's the proof you are never getting older.

Happy B-day, faggot.

As I walk through the shadow of death
My mind is drawn to the threat.
The threat of the awful, the violent and cruel
and what I would do, if you weren't such a tool.
I would fuck you in every hole
Till you body was devoid of your soul.
Till your feces were spraid on my floor,
Then I'd kick you right out of my door.

That's exactly how I spend mine... and my 21st and the ones before it. What's up op?

Thank you for the many birthday greetings everyone. Makes me feel less lonely. Wish I had someone to talk to in real life.

Listen to Cigarettes after sex and debate on killing your self. That’s what I’m gonna do on my birthday.

this is often realer than it gets irl. Say what you want op

Not much user, just chilling with cheap beer, trying to feel numb. Sorry if I seem artificially edgy, it's just how I feel right now. Thanks for asking

exact same boat im in. youre not alone. the only thing thats helps me deal with being completely alone is bettering myself, trying to be the man ive always wanted to be

Thank you. I went to a psychiatrist a few months ago who gave me some pills for depression, but they don't do shit. Waste of money. If anything, I feel even worse now. I just don't know for to drag myself out of this awful place I'm in.

How do you do that? I've tried working out, reading books and being more social. Nothing seems to change the way others and me perceive me.

you think youre alone op, but we are alone with you

Happy birthday!

happy birthday

Happy birthday, have you tried this thing called online pornography?

Thank you user. You corroboration in the AloneTogether program is highly appreciated. All jokes aside, I'm just happy someone is willing to reply to me.

That's pretty much how most of my days are spent. That and endless hour of Youtube and video games

Thank you user. I wish you were here too.

the way others perceive you is not who you are, its just their skewed perspective. be you.

that made me blush. you seem sweet

Want to fap to pics of a Gilf?

But the way others perceive you seems to matter so much. I've been applying for part time jobs for the last 3 months, and no one wants to hire me. I don't know what to do about it.

You seem sweet too, thanks for brightening my birthday. You're a cool Sup Forumsro

Opening beer number 10. Thanks for all the support, Sup Forums

wow it's good to know there are other sad loses spending their 20's birthdays drinking alone and shitposting

you could ask a random girl to do something nice for you, like a sexy birthday audio or ask a drawfag for something, it's your birthday m8

I know it kind of sounds pathetic but really makes a difference

losers*

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I spent over a year unemployed, Shit Sucks. You have to look at it as, how can i learn from this. Most of the time, i find, is that people , especially on job interviews, tend to perceive you at a certain level, just give them the character they are looking for. Life is a play.

There's a girl I've been really into for years. after about one year of us knowing each other, and me having a crush on her, she got a boyfriend. He's a really handsome guy. Plays hockey and lifts daily. I try being a friend to her, but I know I'll never stand a chance against him. It makes me sad, because she's the only girl I've ever had a crush on.

happy birthday, user

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Thank you for the advice. I'm not good with people, so this is good advice. But mostly, I just feel like all I have to hope for is the employer taking pity on me.

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This is what I'm watching at the moment, if anyone needs to kill 20 minutes.

Hey user, if you want to give me a mailing address I can send you a present :)

Something to laugh at while shit-faced

Thank you user. That made me lauhg

Wow, thank you user. If you want to send anything, my email is [email protected]

hey, cool Sup Forumsro here. you doing okay? don’t go too hard.

You need to chap up some sluts nigga, that shit ain't healthy

Hell, I might do it as well, but it'll wait two hours until I can start drinking (and I don't want my wife to know it)

any recommendations? I don't want to fuck anyone, I just want to horn my skills so and pass the time

Hey cool Sup Forumsro. I won't go too hard. I drink most days, so I know I'll just end up passing out on my bed. But thanks for worrying!

i want to cuddle u :(

wow fucking gay

The only girls who I've had a chance at were only after drugs. So I guess my main tip is to carry coke with you.

Wtf that's the highlight of my month. I need to browse live leak more

This is actually one of the best comments I've ever seen on this website.
Yeah, only problem with it is, if my body was devoid of a soul then phrases like "your feces" and "kick you" wouldn't apply, because at that point it's just my body, which is devoid of a soul which is my real self, so there's no intrinsic "you" while you're kicking it, etc.
Now go fix it so it's right, you fucking lazy faggot.

Sent something

I mean, like on tinder or something

Gay is cute

Your body remains, even if your soul has left it.

:( please, i need a hug. not sure if you’re op but i’ll cuddle your drunken body and make you feel better i promise.

I'm not op but your a fucking faggot

I'd cuddle the fuck out of you.

I know how soul crushing life can be

that’s not nice! i’m just trying to be a cool user. maybe a hug would make you feel betterrrr... *hugs you* aha >:3

me too :( i’m sleepy so i might fall asleep while i’m holding onto you though.

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just wait until you're spending your 40th birthday alone. you'll wish you were in your 20's again

You near WI?

Whiskey and strippers

t-thanks, man

no, i’m sorry dude. i’m a boy anyway :/

want a kiss?

...

Boys are cute

y-yeah, why not

Happy birthday faggot. Drink up, life's gonna suck for a while yet.

that’s very true :3 but i’m not :/

okaiii~ *kisses your cheek, getting it wet* oops, sorry!

Kys you fucking loser

Now I want a picture

This thread is turning into a gayboy fuckfest

happy birthday, Sup Forumsrother. We're here for you

Say, you're kinda cute. Come here often?

Happy birthday Vi

Welcome to hell op.

Have no fear we a have bad times.

I'm. Happy to raise a glass to you on your birthday.

Have some rekt.

Welcome to how ive spent my life.

Just about that you like it

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday Sup Forumsroski

It's a tough lesson to learn, but one that we all eventually learn; nobody will live your life for you - if you want your life to be better, you're the person that will have to make decisions and carry out actions to realise that goal.

Dem feels...

well this is a surprise for me too but today is also my 22nd bday and ill also be alone
I was also thinking of drinking a bit but i dont feel like i need to cheer myself up
If you are feeling bad about your situation do something about it man I really don't mind it at least for now
If you want something then try and achieve it there is no other way no wise bullshit will help you if you dont act
happy bday and remember it doesnt matter how happy or sad you are because in the end you die :)