Secrets thread

Secrets thread.

Post your secrets and confessions, Sup Forums.

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>Post your secrets and confessions, Sup Forums.

i'll samefagging the whole thread

this

also my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

this one time at band camp i accidentally a 10yo flute girl with my trombone, if u know what i mean..

In these sorts of threads, I always post lies related to my sexual fetishes.

I miss Josie. She was fun.

Classic, im doing good rn, super excited to snowboard once my mtn gets good snow but im having a lot of suicidal/destrucrive thoughts :P
Idk why really... things are looking up yet i feel like my mind isnt satisfied

what kind of car was it, a volva?(get it??? cause volvo is a kind of car and vulva is part of the female reproductive system!!1!)

i love her

Fonger

I'm some kind of sex addict and deviant. I'm usually seeing 5+ women at a time. Usually most of them know, because it's easiest to keep my shit straight be presenting myself as above board and non-monogamous, but if I know that's not going to work I lie and regardless I lie about hosts of other things. For example the fact that I'm spreading herpes, or that I videotape my encounters without their knowledge, or that I deliberately break condoms and cum in women not on birth control. I must've fucked over a hundred women in the last couple years and a good portion of them are drunken escapades I scantly remember.

who is she?

>secret

My mother had multiple abortions before I was born. I despise her for having birthed me.

so then youre lying about posting lies in these threads...thus you never post such lies i these threads. or is your fetish lying about lying?

>used to nanny my for my next door neighbours when they were working long hours
>doing it for nearly a year
>one night the daughter gets out of the shower and puts a shirt on and comes into the living room
>im sitting on the couch watching TV
>after a couple of minutes she pulls it up and exposes her vagoo to me and then nods
>I like a bitch completely freak out and ask why she did that
>she saw it in a movie once 'and then the man sucked it'
>we can't do this..
>its not right
>fully felt like I got harvey weinsteined by this girl
>still think about the stupidity of it

im sure she feels the same way. just do a murder-suicide so everyone wins

I fap with thongs from my friends, friends mom's, nieces that I've grabbed from their drawers.

Age? Also did u eventually bang

Hi again everyone.

I've been blackmailed into sending nudes before and had them posted online without my consent multiple times. I actually kind of liked the whole experience (except for my pictures being posted) and kind of hate myself for it.

Well, his gf also posts in these threads, and one of them always lies and the other always tells the truth. You can only ask one question and blah blah blah...

I promissed that I wouldn't tell, but here goes.
The cave that Finn and Poe land in is really the mouth of a huge lizzard.
Kylo attacks Rey while she is training, but its only an illusion.
Finn and Poe meet up with Poe's old friend. The friend betrays them to the First Order.
Kylo hands Poe over to a bounty hunter. Finn is sent to re-conditioning.
Rey senses that they are in danger and goes to rescue them.
Rey confronts Kylo and she is injured. Kylo is unable to turn Rey to the dark side. Kylo reveales that Rey is a Kenobe.
Finn escapes the First Order and rescues Rey before Kylo can kill her.

haven't seen you for a while bb.

can you post the original of this? I only got the thumb when the thread died.

>except for my pictures being posted
Isn't that rather the goddamn experience?

I have a bad cold and it feels bad in my throat. :(

You can like beimg blackmailed intonsending the nudes.
Just not wanting them go up online.

I almost

I kinda did

How to use this chatt?

help i am lost

I used to unironically enjoy My Little Pony, including the porn. I have since grown out of it and I am extremely embarrassed by that part of my life.

so basically you saw a girl's special part for the first and only time ever in your life(irl), and freaked out because you are a socially inept virgin super-beta and then made up some fantasy in your head that she would ever want to have you do sexual things with her... cool story.

dammit we need answers user

I think traps are gay

doing good, user

When I was fifteen buddy invited me over to stay the night and I woke up to his five year old sister grabbing my dick I told her that was bad and she lifted her night gown and said her s was different

I gave a guy head and liked it

My sister and her friend sexually abused me when I was 4/5.

Yeah I haven't been around for a bit. I'm not using my usual device at the moment but next time I'll post it.

What this person said

I'm a cheater. Wife is pregnant and due soon, that hasn't stopped me. I'm a sucker for young girls with daddy issues. Nothing is better in this world than blowing my load into a young slut that's calling me daddy while she cums on my cock. Looking forward to my kid arriving, but bummed because I'll definitely have to pull back my extracurriculars to take care of it. Half-assedly baiting my wife into a divorce so I can go be a degenerate 24/7.

If you met me, you'd think I'm the nicest, friendliest, honest, most whitebread guy you've ever met.

Feel better

i jack off to pics of my sis
>pic related

did he pay u $ or give something in return? it's only gay if it's pro bono

>I am extremely embarrassed by that part of my life.
You should be.

I posted a girls snapchat on here and the next day I realised she'd deleted all her social media profiles

what did they do?

how's the blackmail life going for you? any recent incidents or is it all quiet at the moment?

brool story co. 1/10

Ever sniff her things? That part that rides right up and touches the b-hole is my favorite.

thongs*

I'm fucking my aunt

Nah just drunk gay guy gave me ride hime

i'm one of the 25 people that voted for colin powell in the 2016 United States presidential election

My brother fed a child molester to alligators in Florida.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_alligator_attacks_in_the_United_States

Don Owen.

I destroyed Daisy

How did he procure the molester?

There was a brief thing and some of my pictures ended up online again but I was able to get them removed quickly enough

ebay

no you didn't. The woman who did is in custody.

Cheated and got my knob slobbed by the landwhale at work at last years christmas bash. Likely going to see her tomorrow and the regrets will wash over me like shamu.

E D G Y

>wanting 4 more years of nigger-in-chief

fuck you. now gtfo of this thread and go back to sucking trap nigger dick

i shit like pic related

kang nigger did nothing wrong!

Story?

that's a shame. I was hoping you'd have started to crave and miss that feeling of being forced, and would get a bit more careless.

still, we have time for that.

I jerk off to my evangelical friend and I feel bad for doing so

Don't worry about it, I do too.

I jerk off to a family members Facebook pics way to often

nbcnews.com/id/7203360/ns/us_news/t/nine-foot-alligator-kills-florida-man/#.WjDRH9-nGUk

I think she’s a 10/10.

get help user, before it's too late

I was on this hike with this girl Called Emma.
>5’3, fit, blonde, freckles
She had these cute converse one and we got back to the hotel room, and while she was out I stole her stinky socks fresh from the hike. My cock died that day, amen

i masturbate with them if i can grab them

she was 10
did not bang

No, I was 24 at the time

I essentially freaked out an then declined to do nanny ever again

Glad I'm not the only one. Just something hot about a super religious girl losing her innocence

>that's a shame. I was hoping you'd have started to crave and miss that feeling of being forced

Well whose to say I haven't? I just also know how bad that is for me :P

Yeah, I wonder if anyone else at our church jerks to that little slut as well?

who ever said it was a girl?...

I imagine the girl from this image is sucking my dick.

That's my secret.

That's even hotter

I saw a coworker at a gangbang, and I promptly walked out when we saw one another (I had just arrived) and the next day I paid a girl to have sex with me to lose my virginity, and like an idiot did not use a condom. Getting checked on the 28th.

I pushed the kid into Harambe's enclosure, AMA....

>I saw a coworker at a gangbang

How does a virgin get invited to a gangbang?

That girl has sucked my dick.

Accidentally

Was she hot? Also, yeah, how's don you find a gangbang? That was a total virgin move, you should have fucked her wrecked pussy, could have spun it into regular hookups. If she was hot, at least. No fat chicks.

Alive or Dead?

Oh no no no, coworker was a guy. These are two separate events. I found the gangbang on Craigslist, lol. Same with the girl I paid.

>I found the gangbang on Craigslist,

Jesus Christ I cannot imagine what a horrorshow that would be.

Greentext your failed gangbang story, user.

He said alive. Said he knew the guy and found out he was raping his daughter. Wife was glad to be rid of him, but didn't know he was murdered. We only talked about it once when we were drinking. Don't really want to bring it up again. Never knew he was like that. Wish he hadn't told me really. I can't even be close to him anymore.

Scratching an itch isn't bad, you just don't like some of the aftereffects.

Those effects don't have to happen. I'm sure the pics you send me will stay private as long as you're a good girl. and you know how to be a good girl, don't you?

"> be me good looking and very charming"
"> sleeping with normal girls dosent do it for me"
"> slept with married woman for awhile and blow buckets bc of rush"
"> start picking up married women and fucking them and ruining there marriages"
"> asked by friend to sleep with his wife so he can devorce her"
"> sleeps with her they devorce and he pays me a a lot of money"
"> now can only get off to married / cheating girls"

what in gods name happened here

I want better reasons to live.

You're a fuckin psycho. An edgy, sad wanna be alpha bitch made nutter. Go flash some pigeons in the park.

>Person I like (gunna call them Z) dating someone
>Z said they were trying to get it to become a polyamory relationship
>Their other (C) said it was ok then took it back
>We "date" anyway
>2 years go by
>In those 2 years Z helps me with mental illness stuff and makes me feel great
>Spend lots of money to go visit
>Meet both of them and spend a week with them
>When C was at work we'd get all hot and heavy with each other
>No sex, but just heavy kissing and touching all over
>Even tell Z I love them
>Few months later
>C finds out Z got sexual photos from me
>Not the first time
>C freaks out
>C tells Z that Z can't talk to me
>Z still talks to me anyway (a little conversation every 3 days or so)

I haven't told anyone this next part because I don't want to be seen as rude, or mean, BUT I REALLY FUCKING HOPE THEY BREAK UP SO BADLY. FUCK. I CARE ABOUT C BUT I GOT WANTS AND NEEDS TOO.

Also TFW I'm psycho and cut myself up with a razor (edgy ikr?) because of it and my anti-depressants aren't working as well anymore and my eye won't fucking stop twitching.

Yeah there's a story here

Greentext it

I've been a Fentanyl addict since February and no one suspects anything, never told anyone. I also still live with my parents.

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