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that's a 4/10 with no makeup

reeing a roo

here we are...

the lads...

perpetual loser, not hot

good lad

can't wait for the sperg to start spamming his thread

would kill for a qt rorkette gf

We are all in here

poo

wrong

something wrong with her eyes
think they're too small maybe

Strong and stable

in a wet nappy

shan't x

Most of this board is just Sup Forums-lite.

I let my cat piss on my clothes

watching the manchester 10k

i like to sing, dance, pretend. aaand i like to have pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints

come on the lads

sheed

want pint

WHAT A FUCKING BOTTLE JOB
SHE KNOWS SHE CANNOT ABSORB THE CORB

RED SUUUUUUURGE

I let my dog shit in my hair

i drink pints through a straw because i have sensitive teeth

NO MORE DEAD COPTS

i sometimes pull fit girls and im quite average looking, what must it be like for handsome blokes

Lads, are you meant to lube your willy before putting a condom on? They never go down my willy when it's dry, it's so tight it just doesn't roll.

Nah youre supposed to do it after

one drop is too much

NO MORE DEN GRAMBS AMBUH LEAF

have to power-hose pints up the arse because I like doing it

bait

a moderate muslim just messaged me

goddamn hare krishnas at it again?

don't smoke but I'm tempted to buy some rolling tobacco just to see what happens

reeks of virginity

It doesnt roll itself you have to do it

having the remainder of a curry from last night

piss off paki nonce cunt

you won't be able to roll one, unless

>rolling machine

Reading a book about rejecting work

Post lycra slags

get the girl to put it on wither her mouth. or bumhole

condoms go on the balls

more like madmood lmao

don't forget to cop a rolling machine

Fuck off I genuinely don't know, it went on easier with spit on my knob but it still crushed my bellend

Am I getting the wrong size?

is it that one book? you know the one i mean, came out the 70s if i'm not mistaken

>crushed my bellend

pray for this every day

>cat miaowing at the back door at 1am to be let in
>go down bollock naked to let him in and give him a sachet of meat
>as I'm making a cup of tea cat starts making a weird miaowing sound and squats really low to the floor with his eyes wide open
>dog decides he's a threat and tries to corner him and starts growling
>cat jumps on the dining table and starts heaving like it's about to throw up
>quickly pick cat up and throw him out the back door so he can puke out there
>he scratches my bare chest as he jumps down
>dog chases him outside and tries to kill him at the bottom of the garden
>have to run out naked to grab the dog and get him back inside
>step in a turd the dog left earlier in the day as I'm pulling him back in

Don't fall for the pets meme lads.

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Check out that arse though

come on and slam and welcome to the jam

>it went on easier with spit on my knob but it still crushed my bellend

i have better taste in music and clothes than everyone else

Screaming

sametwat

all arses look good in tight skirts

Can we revive the fuck off yank gimmick lads

Cheers x

>John Maynard Keynes predicted in the 1930s that we'd be spending the majority of our week on leisure by the 2030s
>tfw we're still on a 5 day week

let's test out the theory with yours x

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off to the tavern for a few ales lads

i wouldnbt have read the post if someone didnt quote it. it was a good post

its a more modern one.

starting to think its more of a rant about the structure of the modern, than a practical way to get me off work

Nah trust me you need to work it on dry then pour the lube down the inside so you dont get friction burns. I done the blue willy training in pshe i know what im talking about

>off to the tavern for a few ales lads

want to go lie on the beach with a barbecue and a couple of icy beers

not happening though
gonna go to the shops and get some cheap lager and then drink it on my bedroom floor

maybe find some ambient beach sounds on youtube? hmm yes that sounds agreeable

good lad

t. tory voting mong

just tell your girl to go on the pill


why do condoms even exist after the pill was invented

heavily dispute this claim

Trust nobody, not even yourself

All scousers should be killed

sipping an indian pale ale

fuck i love weed ay

it hell gets you high and shit

Fuck off mong

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>couple of icy beers

?

could heem anyone posting here without breaking a sweat

you are nothing to me but another worthless insect waiting to be crushed

speak for yourself

Just downloaded a few new books for my Kindle to read over the bank holiday weekend - for free!

Imagine being a papercuck in 2017 lmao

love mead

don't see what I'm supposed to have done wrong here

Enjoy that zero memory retention

all phoneposters should be killed

the absolute sovereign state of Katy Perry these days

looks like Katy Hopkins

why are your links red

excellent post

arab dad keeps nagging me to starve myself for the tooth fairy
why did my mum marry a shitskin

The gf at the gym

>that layout scheme

me coming in with the tactical tit grab to the rescue

>could heem anyone posting here without breaking a sweat
>you are nothing to me but another worthless insect waiting to be crushed

already know what this is and will NOT watch

Books are the only media I simply won't consume digitally. Physical or nothing.

>smoking

imagine being such a fucking runt, the fucking STATE of you

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was just about to download another dozen books or so off bookzz.org but the website is down

no doubt interpol are rummaging through their servers at this very moment