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that's a 4/10 with no makeup
reeing a roo
here we are...
the lads...
perpetual loser, not hot
good lad
can't wait for the sperg to start spamming his thread
would kill for a qt rorkette gf
We are all in here
poo
wrong
something wrong with her eyes
think they're too small maybe
Strong and stable
in a wet nappy
shan't x
Most of this board is just Sup Forums-lite.
I let my cat piss on my clothes
watching the manchester 10k
i like to sing, dance, pretend. aaand i like to have pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints pints
come on the lads
sheed
want pint
WHAT A FUCKING BOTTLE JOB
SHE KNOWS SHE CANNOT ABSORB THE CORB
RED SUUUUUUURGE
I let my dog shit in my hair
i drink pints through a straw because i have sensitive teeth
NO MORE DEAD COPTS
i sometimes pull fit girls and im quite average looking, what must it be like for handsome blokes
Lads, are you meant to lube your willy before putting a condom on? They never go down my willy when it's dry, it's so tight it just doesn't roll.
Nah youre supposed to do it after
one drop is too much
NO MORE DEN GRAMBS AMBUH LEAF
have to power-hose pints up the arse because I like doing it
bait
a moderate muslim just messaged me
goddamn hare krishnas at it again?
don't smoke but I'm tempted to buy some rolling tobacco just to see what happens
reeks of virginity
It doesnt roll itself you have to do it
having the remainder of a curry from last night
piss off paki nonce cunt
you won't be able to roll one, unless
>rolling machine
Reading a book about rejecting work
Post lycra slags
get the girl to put it on wither her mouth. or bumhole
condoms go on the balls
more like madmood lmao
don't forget to cop a rolling machine
Fuck off I genuinely don't know, it went on easier with spit on my knob but it still crushed my bellend
Am I getting the wrong size?
is it that one book? you know the one i mean, came out the 70s if i'm not mistaken
>crushed my bellend
pray for this every day
>cat miaowing at the back door at 1am to be let in
>go down bollock naked to let him in and give him a sachet of meat
>as I'm making a cup of tea cat starts making a weird miaowing sound and squats really low to the floor with his eyes wide open
>dog decides he's a threat and tries to corner him and starts growling
>cat jumps on the dining table and starts heaving like it's about to throw up
>quickly pick cat up and throw him out the back door so he can puke out there
>he scratches my bare chest as he jumps down
>dog chases him outside and tries to kill him at the bottom of the garden
>have to run out naked to grab the dog and get him back inside
>step in a turd the dog left earlier in the day as I'm pulling him back in
Don't fall for the pets meme lads.
Check out that arse though
come on and slam and welcome to the jam
>it went on easier with spit on my knob but it still crushed my bellend
i have better taste in music and clothes than everyone else
Screaming
sametwat
all arses look good in tight skirts
Can we revive the fuck off yank gimmick lads
Cheers x
>John Maynard Keynes predicted in the 1930s that we'd be spending the majority of our week on leisure by the 2030s
>tfw we're still on a 5 day week
let's test out the theory with yours x
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off to the tavern for a few ales lads
i wouldnbt have read the post if someone didnt quote it. it was a good post
its a more modern one.
starting to think its more of a rant about the structure of the modern, than a practical way to get me off work
Nah trust me you need to work it on dry then pour the lube down the inside so you dont get friction burns. I done the blue willy training in pshe i know what im talking about
>off to the tavern for a few ales lads
want to go lie on the beach with a barbecue and a couple of icy beers
not happening though
gonna go to the shops and get some cheap lager and then drink it on my bedroom floor
maybe find some ambient beach sounds on youtube? hmm yes that sounds agreeable
good lad
t. tory voting mong
just tell your girl to go on the pill
why do condoms even exist after the pill was invented
heavily dispute this claim
Trust nobody, not even yourself
All scousers should be killed
sipping an indian pale ale
fuck i love weed ay
it hell gets you high and shit
Fuck off mong
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>couple of icy beers
?
could heem anyone posting here without breaking a sweat
you are nothing to me but another worthless insect waiting to be crushed
speak for yourself
Just downloaded a few new books for my Kindle to read over the bank holiday weekend - for free!
Imagine being a papercuck in 2017 lmao
love mead
don't see what I'm supposed to have done wrong here
Enjoy that zero memory retention
all phoneposters should be killed
the absolute sovereign state of Katy Perry these days
looks like Katy Hopkins
why are your links red
excellent post
arab dad keeps nagging me to starve myself for the tooth fairy
why did my mum marry a shitskin
The gf at the gym
>that layout scheme
me coming in with the tactical tit grab to the rescue
>could heem anyone posting here without breaking a sweat
>you are nothing to me but another worthless insect waiting to be crushed
already know what this is and will NOT watch
Books are the only media I simply won't consume digitally. Physical or nothing.
>smoking
imagine being such a fucking runt, the fucking STATE of you
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was just about to download another dozen books or so off bookzz.org but the website is down
no doubt interpol are rummaging through their servers at this very moment