I just found about $600 in my couch and I'd like to give it away. What would you like for Christmas?

I just found about $600 in my couch and I'd like to give it away. What would you like for Christmas?

A ps4

3d printer

walther ppq

What are you going to print?

I'm starting a new job after Christmas and can really use a cheap comfy pair of shoes that I can stand on my feet all day :(

How about a sopping hot log of shit?

Bull shit! You have been practising young padawan.

a 65L backpacking pack.

Maybe some of these?

Somebody that loves me

1800 of these

Another one

Rent money to keep a roof over my head would be nice as I lost my job about 2 months ago but let's be honest user that's not gonna happen is it?

You deserve a scholarship for thinking of this brilliant idea

a fancy steak dinner user

$300 in Amazon gift cards so I can buy my family gifts and pay our light bill.

Already had one but thanks

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OP does this every day to drum up support for his meme he is trying to push. He has a bad shit eating fetish and this is it manifested.

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Dubs logged

Giiveit to the homeless fag

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What would you like for Christmas?

buy me a Givenchy t-shirt with that

This

Best we can do

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better than nothing

Kek

samefagging OP again

$600

Sorry bud

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I know I just wanted to get you to post a screen shot like you always do ahahaha

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Oh, alright.

It's insane how predictable your habits are becoming.

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OP does samefag hard. He does it on other threads. He just posts from different devices and uses the one he didn't post on as "proof". yeah not clever.

Some new work shoes, or maybe a pair of levi blue jeans.

Shoes size 12
Pants 31/30
Steam to contact me: Mezium

Proof?

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One of those sqeeky mice toys for my dog

Poof

a friend

lots of DXM get high enough to deal with my family

I would like a 100$ steamcard if thats ok by you? I just got scammed and the scammer stil thinks I don't know... I contacted steam support etc... didn't work I'm trying to get 50$ skin back. I'l say my steam name: Switheroo or storm_xl with some anime profile pick

Sent :^)

I don't get the joke :/
>I'm pretty new sorry

You get your throat clogged though

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buy nice gifs for you mum/mom dad/pa and who ever else

A new government

I'm down. That flavor is awesome.

Banshee Elite 7 fr s lh

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Poop eat

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