Hey Sup Forums, please be honest- what do you think of my body? What are my biggest flaws vs. best attributes...

Hey Sup Forums, please be honest- what do you think of my body? What are my biggest flaws vs. best attributes? Be completely honest. You won't hurt my feelings.

Your Gay lol

(im a guy)
just be you user

personally i find chubby hairy guys suuuper hot. love tops that look like you.

GOD AWFUL. SO DISGUTING THAT I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I LOOKED 1/2 AS BAD AS YOU.

JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY. HOW DO YOU GET SO BAD LIKE THAT? EVEN MY 67 YEAR OLD DAD IS STILL IN SHAPE FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Let's see some man meat.

I eat a lot of pizza and I drink beer by the gallon. Wanna play with my hairy rolls?

Awwwwww thanks beeb

NO. YOU REPULSE ME. DO YOU GET LAID A LOT? I CAN'T IMAGINE A CHICK FUCKING YOU.

just do some form of exercise man, any

My ex used to rub her cunt on my fat rolls. I got laid all the time. I'm single now and ready to mingle. Wanna suck my cawk?

vomit worthy

you're overweight, nonwhite, and don't clean yourself before taking pictures

thats a lot of storage space

>thats a lot of storage space

Sorry I don't follow?

I get the overweight and cum stain parts but what's wrong with being non-white? Are you another alt-right fag?

im having trouble finding any "good atributes"
you're fat, super hairy, have a gross skin color, and honestly i can tell that you probably smell bad too.

nasty.

folds

id use em to your advantage, im trying to grow mine out myself

what's with the goddamn racists here?

I suppose that would be considered a subjectively good/bad trait, but you did ask what I thought.
To be fair, I didn't mention that the skin on your upper arms looks clear of blemishes, which is a bad zone for some people, and you did have the decency to disclude your genitals.

My ex used to like to rub her cunt on my rolls and she'd play with them all the time.

it's not that im racist. the color of your skin is just nasty.
i love black men, i love caramel men.
you're grey.

well i guess thats another use for them

i usually store my phone under there, or a gun

>or a gun
sweet

tbh it's also the shitty camera quality. IRL I'm caramel colored.

How fat are you? How many rolls do you have?

OP youre fat as fuck holy shit them jelly rolls go for miles. Lose weight.

not fat enough

only 2 rolls when slouched

i could fit multiple of >pic related< in them though

you're still disgustingly fat and hairy.

ikr gotta pack more fat to pack more heat though thats the problem

Wanna rub your peen between my fat rolls?

i bet you he'd like it if you shaved it off for him

That's still hawt af. I wanna have faggy fat sex with you.

You look like a turd was stuffed into a condom.

id rather cut it off you troglodyte

I think you wanna fuck me dont you Daddy

this time the troll looks like an actual troll irl
i took the bait gross

youll never take me alive

even if i miss my few shots with those derringers i can reload em quick

thats what my oils and sweat are for

ot b8 just like honesty.

there is no bait

this is all real fuckin life man

Your mama is a detriment to society and you should read a newspaper

your biggest flaw is that you put gerbils in your ass,,,

Heres me standing up. Is this better? No rolls.

that actually is a lot better
since I seen the first one though I know you're sucking in your gut tho

70 percent better

youve got the beefcake look down when you want it, the flabby look down when you want it, and the upsides and downsides of both when active

are you jesus
or god

I'm both Jesus and God.

you aint shit

Suck my tits bitch

This is my ex's body. she also had fat rolls.

hey now you cant answer for me

ever run your tongue on the rims of those slots