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Awright, storytime Sup Forums

So, I got drunk and kinda broke my gfs vag.

Blacked out after a night of partying and like usual, once I get back to the house and barely conscious I'm ready to roll.

Wake up the next day, she's complaining about being sore. She was on her period but I was fucked up, didn't care.

Fast forward a week and a half later, she's still sore, and was bleeding for a while. Turns out that she ruptured a ovarian cyst while we were fucking.

I tried to be nice to her, whatevs. Came over, didn't bang because she's still hurting. She blew me and I left after a while because I live an hour away.

Now she's pissed as fuck at me because she hasn't had an orgasm in over 2 weeks. Even more pissed because I told her I fapped 3 times last night while I was browsing Sup Forums

Am I the bad guy here?

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No

You have autism.

How the fuck can you burst an ovarian cyst while fucking her do you have some sort of noodle dick that goes through her cervix and into her fallopian tubes?

Also if she's complaining about not having an orgasm but doesn't want to fuck then get to work on that mouth of yours.

Yeah youre the bad guy fam

Thanks, bud. I didn't think so either. I didn't MEAN to fuck her into internal bleeding.

Maybe. I dunno. I don't like Sonic, so that's a checkmark not going into the autism column.

>Turns out that she ruptured a ovarian cyst while we were fucking.
You're lucky she's still on the planet.
Those things are very painful. I knew a girl who had one, but didn't know it. Sex was very painful for her but she persisted.
Sex was much better once her gyno fixed it.

you can play with her clit you know.

I have no idea. I didn't even know that could happen. I looked it up to make sure she wasn't just fucking with me.

Apparently, with some ovarian cysts, sex can aggravate them to the point of bursting?

I don't think I have an especially abnormal dick. 6 1/2 inches or so... Nothing to brag about, though it is on the thinner size of the girth meter i think. Never measured it lol. It's not something you'd see in a pic and freak out about.

But yeah, I shoulda eaten her out but didn't. She said she was still bleeding. I've gotten my red wings before, but just didn't feel like it.

>Am I the bad guy here?

Yes. Lying about having a girlfriend.

How long did it take? She's still sore now and she's not on meds or anything.

Yeah, I know. I was hung over and she just flopped over and started blowing me. After that I fell asleep.

Yeah I know a girl right now with a cyst. She hasn't got it fixed they just give her pain medicine. Guess she has to go to the gyno? Gonna let her know she's just a f buddy.

Douche bags have girlfriends
so yes

What good is a fuck buddy who can't fuck?

What would you have done differently in my position?

we still fuck but sometimes she says its uncomfortable she's had it for a few weeks now we've been fucking for months though

Been single
Im not a douche bag...


im lonley :c

Hook up with a nice fat girl. They're appreciative, most will work hard to please, they'll help build your confidence.

The key word here is nice. There's plenty out there.

But I'm not a douche bag
I can't just use people

Who's the girl?

Going out and having a good time isn't using someone. Girls like having sex too. And there's plenty of undersexed large ladies out there.

If you don't want to be an asshole, be nice to them, take them out, enjoy yourself, and maybe have some sex. If you're decent at it, they might just enjoy it too.

You don't have to marry someone just because you have sex with them.

Carli Banks

>Carli Banks

Thanks sir.

np Sup Forumsrotha. back in my day it wouldn't turn up too much on google images.

It's late, I didn't think to search. My bad.

No worries, mang. I'm drunk and bored as hell.

sauce on that op gif?

Good point

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Dunno her name.

nice Story bro

Give it a shot, Sup Forumsrudda. Maybe you actually find a big girl you really enjoy being with. Maybe you just go out and enjoy yourself and feel better about it because you're not just sitting at home alone anymore.

There's not much to lose if you're lonely and single.

>she ruptured a ovarian cyst

Care to elaborate?

Last, shameless self-bump before I wander off. Anyone else ever experienced anything like this?

Are you the guy who posted in the why are you angry thread?

Totally. I'm spewing all over Sup Forums tonight. Bored as hell.

Few more threads in me probably, just about the very strange things that have happened in this relationship.

Def asshole, shoulda ate that blood puss

more??

well happen to me once she bleead for 2 days and have her perior 2weeks early

Are you sure she just didn't continue bleeding from what happened, rather than getting her period early?