Ask God Anything

Ask God Anything.

why did you send those two bears to tear forty children to pieces, just because they made fun of that bald prophet of yours?

wouldn't it have been easier to make his hair grow back? or do you like killing children?

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Do you think the Hulk would be able make a good cake?

How many times do I have to tell you buttholes. The old Testament was written by man upon my request for something bloody.
Before I came to this planet you were all smashing each other with rocks for no reason.

it would be big
but i'm sure he could stir the batter well

Are you god?

yep
was
am
going to be

Why are you such a fag?

because it was written

Who would win in a UFC match the pope or hitler?

prophesied*

Really?

Is there sentient life on other planets?

angry white old christians have a fighting spirit
But I have to give it to Hitler for experience.
really

Will the tranny cam whore I have paid to shit for me actually shit for me in the next 10 minutes?

Why me?

not trips demands an answer motherfucker

so you don't have a problem with people misrepresenting you in print? people write fucked up shit about you, other idiots believe it and you're cool with that?

say, can you put this guy on? he's pretty chill.

you're really bad at this.

You?

Yes
originally I was from the little green man planet
give without expecting to receive
and you usually get what you need
ahh
luck
options
plan ahead
I kinda ignore most of it
it keeps me calm and focused to do what's necessary
kind of needed
meh
they were never going to evolve to anything interesteing
me

What will happen to my bucket?

the cat will drink the water

Which one is ECC?

most people are
I'm kinda of upset the church hasn't sorted out world peace yet

Whats your favorite color?

What you'll drink tonight?

For the last time, the Samsung was ECC.

You are welcome brother even if this thread is god forsaken.

ugh
I better not see an over use of this color in fashion
it's just a personal favorite
sky blue
I'm kinda stocking up on sky blue shirts.
water it's hot
milk because I need strong bones
coffee because I love the buzz
wine because

Tits or gtfo

I'm stupid and asking /b every night if I should kill my self, should I?

Which lil pony you want to be?

Since when did Sup Forums become genuinely gay
oh well
no only when you're dead you should kill yourself
cause then you get reborn
it takes a lot of planning life
and learning to walk again
and everything
it's a pretty long wait to be old enough for anyone to listen to you
I don't miss being young
I'm way more comfortable now
try to appreciate satisfaction
don't worry everyone's stupid compared to me
idk the pink one

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Can you create an object so heavy you yourself cannot lift it

What!!!.....is your favorite colour?

God, give me bitcoins, please
I need them, please
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nope I'm all powerful and it takes time to figure out how to make an object so heavy even I can't lift it
but then lifting would be interesting to me

shutup
sky blue
I need bitcoins too
I'm waiting till 5 days before Christmas before I ask my parents for a gaming rig powerful enough to mine bitcoin.

even though they'd be spending my money I saved from the pension

Is Spiderman gay?

Spiderman is the gayest
Think about how flexible that fagboy is all lubed up and shit

Traps are super fucking gay, right?

well if a gril is into traps or chicks with dicks it's still heterosexual
if not kinky
but a guy going for a trap is sooooo gay
idc how feminine the penis is.

Are you starting all these fur threads here?

Which was your favorite rekt post this year?

no
unfortunately I believe those threads to be genuine fan boys
I start threads people don't reply to
These God threads are the only ones people respond to.
I only watch some rekt videos
namely OP's post
only sometimes
I don't need them like the normies do
I'm a dank meme consumer

When will moot be back from being a google cuck?

how many fart fill a pickle jar?
Can you invent a hamburger but instead of pickle on burger it has burger in pickle like a pickle corndog full of burger?

idk I think moot is gone for good
made off with his jew money
about 13
like a stuffed pickle?
I'm sure the mediterranean chefs could make it

Whats your favorit band?

Do you have genitals? If yes why you need them?

Actually I'm a great artist and write most good band music
ahh
for surfing the surface of all this
rn my fav band is pentatonix
yes
to wank

Whats your fetish?

Do you know that you are not existing?

normal stuff
french kissing
eating ass
fucking a small girl standing up
giant nipples
fucking giant nipples
asians
yes
but to what degree don't I exist?
that is the question!

Why is op a faggot, god ?

what's the last number in the decimal expansion of pi?

It's really just to be sympathetic to the LGBTQI community who feel outside society.
No one is outside the society further than Sup Forums
It's heading towards infinity
even the universe never stops calculating it
I can watch it count.

What degree don't you exist?

Should I do it?

please God, give me Grim Fandango Remastered.

nah Idk that would take me about a year of studying

get a big mac meal and ask the hottest chick for her number.
there are pirate bay proxies
if you don't have a rig that's prone to being used as a bitcoin miner by piratebay

dubs of truth
DO IT FAGGOT

God sucks !
GoG gave me Grim Fandango Remastered.

die in a fire faggot

Yeah, but if you are outside of time and omniscient, then you know how the decimal expansion of pi concludes. It's not even a process, but a NUMBER. We humans can only ever calculate it, but the true God simply knows it.

Ergo, I just proved you're full of shit.

Now, worship the true God, YHWH who is your master.

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The decimal expansion of pi doesn't conclude, ever.

Nothing is outside time and space
Time and space is e=mc^∞ which is to say the interaction of light in the universe is infinite
That is to say light in the universe is heading to expansion eternal
therefore pi calculates forever and is not a number but a continual calculation

Your conclusion is accurate but your methodology and logic are very suspect and, in fact, quite silly. Sounds more like the 2am ramblings of a long time stoner.

I like weed

Yea me too, love it in fact. Doesn't change the truth of what I said, though.

You are confusing the calculation of a number with the number itself. The number itself exists whether or not anyone exists to think it.

As to being outside time/space, OF COURSE one can be outside time/space. That just means transcendent this physical universe. Also, even within this universe, according to certain physical theories, the arrow of time is just an illusion. The "correct" account is a 4D one, where what we call "time" is just traversing through "slices" of the 4D universe. From a 4D perspective, "time" is omnipresent.

Again, you are confusing the calculation of a number with the number. -- Take an analogy. Suppose an infinitely tall mountain. You'd probably say it is impossible to surmount. But, here, I'll tell you how you can climb to the top:

Scale the first peak in 1 hour. Scale the second peak in half the time of the 1st. Scale the third in half the time of the 2nd, and so on. By the end of 2 hours, you'll have climbed to the top of an infinitely tall mountain.

Thus, an infinite God could tell you the concluding number in the decimal expansion of pi.

Hence, OP is full of shit.

Yeah I've actually never studied
but this silly boy invented graphene
from reading fiction and listening to music
But you're right
though we should get high together

you are assuming there is no multiverse or are no nested universes.

Unless you prove otherwise, you're not right.

your imagining things
there's no way in two hours you'll get there
are you considering the spherical nature of a star?
that shoots light at every angle
have you ever considered how many stars are in the night sky?
Look there's nothing outside time and space as there is that was that will be exists in the universe, the multiverse.
It's like an equation of something equaling zero
it doesn't mean there is a substance that is made of nothing it literally means zero, zilch, nada, nothing.
And when you shoot outside the universe the universe expands there. That's how fast and often the universe is expanding.

>your imagining

Wow, you are truly a dumbfuck, aren't you?

Let's imagine a "flatworld" that is completely 2d. individuals live there and can't pass over/under each other, but always around. Let's even further assume the 2D world expands infinitely in its planar directions. Some inhabitant of flatworld exclaims that nothing can exist "outside" of it, for in any direction a flatworld inhabitant might think to go, the universe expands infinitely in that direction. But, we *do* exist outside of flatworld. It is included within our 3d world.

Multiverses are each infinite for each of their internal dimensions, but that does not preclude other dimensions and other universes. Also, universes could be nested, as 2D is contained within 3d, and so on.

You are speaking like a Newtonian, and that's silly.

Also, I just proved to you that you could climb an infinitely tall mountain if you move infinitely fast.

You clearly don't know the difference between denumerable and nondenumerable infinities.

As I said, you are a dumbfuck.

Where is my incest greentext thread?

why won't my cousins fuck me?

wow stop hurting yourself

look if the 2d world expands infinitely
nothing escapes it
nothing
zero

have you considered what it would take to be conscious at that level?

butthurt detected

you don't get it
there's no minimum dipshit
measurements are just a social construct
you can get infinitely closer to an object in 2 hours
but you'll never get there
you'll just be closer
imagining you can keep halving something until there's nothing is flying in the face of the sheer size of the universe and it's intricate nature at small scales.

Yes, 2d world expands infinitely. Everything outside of 2d world, within the 3d world that contains 2d world, therefore "escapes it."

Think of 2d world as one card (say, the ace of hearts) within a deck of cards. Every other card in that deck "escapes" the "world" of the ace of hearts, even if the ace of hearts were to extend infinitely in a planar fashion.

Just admit you are a dumbfuck.

Should I get that mole checked out? You know the one.

That's it I'm done with this thread

no it's fine

You obviously are in 5th grade and have no comprehension of mathematics or logic.

Study set theory and get back to me.

"measures" are not a social construct. Look up "measure theory" and get back to me.

A nondenumerable infinity is inclusive of a denumerable infinity. Hence, you can scale to the top of an infinitely tall mountain in a finite time (or reach the end of the decimal expansion of pi).

Time to admit your are a butthurt dumbfuck.

>x=y
r u sure fag?

Is the concept of a "social construct" a social construct? If it is, then it isn't. But if it isn't, then it is. -- Oh, FUCK! you just got p'owned, motherfucker!!

study algebraic geometry and get back to me. pretty much everything is a construct and can be explained in algebraic terms

was that the most faggety and flailing attempt at a refutation that the world has ever seen?

Wow, cringe factor x5000.

die already.

studied it. there's nothing "construct" (social or otherwise) that follows from it. Just because some mathematical concepts are transformational or reductive doesn't mean anything about its being factual.

Read Frege and David Lewis and get back to me.

You might want to wait until recess tho, 5th grade faggot.

Why are grapefruits called grapefruits and the actual fruit just called grapes?

Yes we should. You live in Western nc by chance?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck's wife was cheating on him with her asshole boss?

6.2 woods. give or take