It's time for your daily dose of ask a Fag!

It's time for your daily dose of ask a Fag!

I'm your host Jane and I'll be answering any and all of your questions!

How are you this morning Jane?

Late at night actually but I'm doing well!

What about you user?

Pretty good on my part too. Woke up pretty early despite having the day off work though and can't get back to sleep.

Do you want to touch balls?

Bump

That sucks :(
Uhh sure, I imagine we could do a bit more than touch balls tho?

>Enjoy this failed attempt to stitch two photos togeather

How does it make you feel having a nice big cock in your mouth? Can you taste his essence?

>Uhh sure, I imagine we could do a bit more than touch balls tho?
What do you have in mind? Cause i thought fags really like touching balls.

I'm not even tired at least so I can just do whatever I want for a few additional hours today.

Faggot!

Honestly it's just really fun, it's nice to be able to play with it and lick it, it mostly just tastes like precum, which is pretty sweet surprisingly

From experience:

Precum: sweet-ish
Cum: salty

But that's just my experience

Fags also like sucking dick :P

Hey that's cool! Extra time in the day is always good

What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done

what qualifies you to be a "fag"?
show us your union card

Any photos of you taking it deep?

Yep.

I have a question for you actually, if I date a person who used to be a dude but had a sex change operation, does that make me gay?

>Fags also like sucking dick :P
Well that sounds even more fun. I'll take a shower and come over then.

Its gay if you think it is. If you dont think so than its not. Why do you need someone to tell you this

Hell yeah!!

What's your question tho Mr?

>Here is a super gay pic because you seem excited by faggots

Worn a leesh? Haha I'm sadly not as experienced as I wish I was

I've had a dick in my ass, I post in trap threads, I run a Tumblr full of my pretty gay pics and my favorite color is pink! I feel like that qualifies me but I don't have a fag card :(

Sadly not haha, the most I have is a bunch of pics and gifs of a sharpie in my ass, never taken photos of a dick in me tho

Uhhhh, I'm not qualified to answer that question, I'd say no though because legally they would be female

Yeah!

Alright. I wasn't entirely sure what to think about it.

Glad I could help! Sorta...

>sharpie pics

Lets see em cutie

Now I just need to actually start dating her.

Oh don't tell me a leash, it gives me to many naughty ideas. Sorry but I am a real pervert

Sharpie, in the booty
Remember don't hold hands unless you wanna be gay! Holding hands is super gay

Ok what if I show you instead?

Oh god this is so unfair. My cock is now at half mast and climbing fast.

Enjoy user!

>Still waiting on more questions haha, give me some random questions, doesn't even need to be related to my faggotry, I'm just bored

I'll hold hands with her! I'll do it right in public!

You look like you take it like such a good boy. Id love to fuck you silly

So how old were you when you discovered you were a sexy Faggy Trap and heartbreaker

Ok sorry user but you are now officially:

THE GAY

See you at pride homo

Only mine because I can only look and not touch that sweet ass :)

Whats your tumblr love. I want to jerk it to you later but ive got to sleep

I was already at pride last year so it's okay.

Just come on down to your local trap strip club!

But seriously tho, can someone start a trap strip club?

Haha, probably not a good career path tbh

JaneTrap Tumblr com

You'll need an account because my blog is set to explicit but you can create a throw away if you want!

Enjoy your sleep user

Oh cool, if only you lived in Auckland then we could meet next year!

Yeah, I doubt I ever will be, but it'd be pretty interesting.

I think you just turned me gay. Whats it like taking it up the ass?

Ever do two guys at the same time.

Tbh Auckland can be pretty boring but we have some good places to eat so that's nice!

Oops, sorry for turning ya gay.

Taking it up the ass is amazing, probably the best part is when they insert because you can feel it filling up your ass, that's why I'll always say girth is more important than length, but TBH any cock in your ass feels pretty good haha

Not yet but there seems to be potential opportunities in the future, idk though, I'd definitely like to try it!

Where I am is already pretty boring anyway so it wouldn't be too different.

I do actually have another question while I'm here though, especially since you said you want more questions.

Sure ask your question haha, idk why you had to ask to ask a question

>6666
Succ-u-bus-chan

Be a good trap and post pics here every day. Sup Forums is your new daddy

Oh shit I got quad 6 haha

I post pics here a lot but I don't have enough content to do it daily, people can get sick of the same trap posting too much

>Heels

Well, I'm mostly retarded, so I'll let that be the reason why I asked to ask but...
How would I go about getting someone to like me more than they already do?
Specifically, I've been into her for a while and recently I found out from a friend that she thinks I'm "cute" and told that friend not to tell me. Basically I just want to get them to potentially start liking me romantically or something?

Hmm, well there is a bit of a problem here.

You can't really change someone's opinion of you, normally if someone isn't romantically interested in you then they will stay that way.

There seems to be a possible interest from her though so you might have a shot but the only way is through just waiting.

Most good relationships form from friendships so really you just gotta wait it out.

Be a good friend but don't be weird or anything, don't try and force anything and don't expect anything.

There is no way to MAKE someone like you, they have to realise that on their own and they might not, that is the sorta sad reality of things.

If it doesn't work out though there are plenty of fish in the sea as people say.

Good luck user

Do you have like, a tumblr?

I do!

JaneTrap Tumblr com

That's what I expected honestly. I was just more hopeful that there'd be some way I could either speed things up or something.
I've been a bit too nervous to talk to her recently because of my friend showing me their texts though because I don't really know what I can say now or what she's thinking.
Beforehand I just figured "It'd never happen anyway." and basically moved on from it, but now it's like it brought back a bunch of old feelings.

Just try and act normal user, don't be nervous to talk to her or anything.

It's not like you are a school kid, these things don't have to be dramatic. She's just a person.

Just talk about normal stuff like you used to. You don't need to bring up the texts.

Also take this from past experience, close friendships imo are always better than relationships

I'm just finding it a bit difficult to talk about "normal stuff" with her now since for the past two months most of our conversations have involved her jokingly saying stuff like "fuck my ass" and stuff which just feels really odd to hear after I found out since now it feels like flirting.

I don't know, maybe I'm just being retarded and contradicting myself in some way too.

bump

If you want to have any chance to date her just talk to her, I know it's hard but just dew it.

If I was there I'd dress up in my gayest outfit and do it for you but sadly I can't so you'll have to.

I believe in you

Why just bump? Are ya sure ya don't have a question user?

Thanks Jane, I'll just try to get things to return to normal and wait it out. Hopefully things will turn out for the best.

You'll do great user!

Thanks Jane!

By the way, even though I'm not really into traps you look gorgeous.

Aww thankies

Glad it means a lot then. Thanks for the advice again, I'll stick around to talk a bit more and keep the thread bumped in case any other people come by to ask you questions too.

pics of you hard?

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It's honestly not my favorite pic but this gives a pretty good look

K

ok

It's quiet today.

I have a friend who is pretty girlish... He also has joked about him being a trap and also jokes about him being my wife. Yet he says he's straight and when things get seriously flirty or romantic he becomes awkward. Is he closeted? I kinda like him but I'm not gay either...

Wow you have such a sexy ass i love that lingerie on you

Do you like older big belly daddies making you their cute boipussy? How do you feel about having your feet worshiped? Do you like the stinky musk of balls and cock?

Yeah, Sup Forums seems to have been quite quiet over the past week or so.

Posts last a lot longer without replies before dying

Tbh you both sound pretty closeted. Honestly your freind sounds exactly like me a year ago. It took me a lot of self reflection to get to being sorta comfortable with what I am today.

Awww thankies

Yeah. There have also been a lot more spam threads like those snapchat ones.

First question:
I like guys who have a bit of chub on them as daddies because it makes them cuddly but I don't like people that are overly fat
Second question:
Having my feet worshiped sounds like a lot of fun, the foot fetish scene has always interested me and I'd love to experiment with it
Third question:
Pretty neutral tbh, I don't mind it but it's not my favorite smell, it's a nice smell though

Hopefully that answered your questions well! Here is a foot pic because it sounds like you might enjoy that

I like to consider myself bicurious, past experiences with girls made me rethink my whole situation, after all boys make the best girls. So if he does end up coming out of the closet what would you suggest I do?

Also nice ass, g'job.

You have really cute feet on you boy I’d love to just kiss them like they deserve. Also another question are you into kissing and cuddling? Because I want to do that with you like forever.

Yeah, from my experience Sup Forums seems to go through cycles where it is busy and then slow.

Currently it definitely feels slow, which sucks because this place can be so much fun when it's busy, Sup Forums attracts all sorts of people and I've met some pretty cool and interesting people here.

Idk, if you like him then I'd say maybe try having a relationship, honestly gay couples from my experience are always happier than straight couples, also they are so much cuter!!

Be sure to give him lots of hugs if you do date, gay guys love hugs!!!!

>Ps, thanks for the compliment about my ass, my ass appreciates it

Glad ya like them!

Also I love kissing and cuddling!! Especially when I'm the little spoon More feet

Yeah. I used to come here daily a few years ago because of how interesting it was. It got less frequent about a year ago, but the past month or two I've been coming by a bit more.
I feel like the quantity of porn on here isn't increasing as much as people think and it's more that there are fewer non-porn threads being made so the others are sticking around for longer.

Yeah, sometimes I sorta feel bad for contributing to the amount of porn on Sup Forums but I can't help it.

I try to participate in as many non porn threads as I can though to even it out.

Here's a really gay pic cos why not

Thanks my titanium erection thanks you. Any pics of foot tops? Curled up toes or just a pic of them in cute girly Roman sandals would be super hot too.

Uhhh sorta hard to find stuff like that, here is my feet in heels? Does that work?

Sorry for the silly post btw hehe

I don't think you should feel bad though. You're doing more than just posting porn right now, and it's not just individual posts or threads that are slowing things down.
It's just that there are fewer interesting people coming by or just the sheer amount of people lurking in every thread instead of starting some good ones.

Besides, generally I post a lot in hentai threads when they come by here, so I'd be no better and I don't feel even slightly bad about it.

I would love you as my stay-at-home boyfriend :)

When you shave, how do you stop a rash? I shave my stomach but where my jeans rub just around my waist line I get really bad rash. What do you do to stop that?

Thanks for making me feel better user!

Also yeah sadly there are so many lurkers, I wish they'd just talk haha.

Maybe a lurker is reading this right now.

Hey lurker! Hope you are having a good day.

Pls, I'd love to be a stay at home boyfriend.

I also make cookies!

>Pic related, some milk chocolate and almost cookies I made yesterday

The taste of (she)male cum depends on what you drink and eat. Pineapple juice for example makes your cum taste sweet, beer makes it kind of bitter. Combine pineapple with kefir to increase your (sweet tasting) loads. ;-)

There's most definitely at least one lurker in here right now.
Hello Lurker wherever you are!

Forgot to mention that I like your feet.

Ok multiple things:

>Use a quality razor with a lubricating system
I use a Schick Hydro 5 razor and it is legitimately my favorite razor ever

>Use moisturizer in the shower and out of the shower
Your skin needs it!!

>Get some nice underwear
I normally wear some cotton boyshorts style underwear, it's really soft and keeps my jeans from touching my skin and hurting it

>Razor burn is inevitable but there are some solutions
I use an alcohol based solution that clears up razor burn whenever I get it and it works well, it stings when you apply it but it's only temporary and it actually quite gentle on your skin, look up solutions online that might work for you

Everyone's skin is different so experiment yourself!

That means first I'd invite you to have dinner with me, and then we'd fuck each other's brains out all night long.

Yeah! Great news!

I think this could become one of my favourite pics of you. I love you and your sweet body, no matter if your cock is soft or hard. But I don't complain if your hard.

Hmm interesting, good to know! Thank you user

I'm a lurker, thought I would say Hi

I say hello to a nobody fairly often, so you're going to be fine.

Hey I'm glad you like it user! I try to take a fairly wide range of picture types so that everyone can find something to like!

>Speaking of wide range, here is when I tried to tie myself up with ribbon for some reason, I sorta failed hahaha

Oh hey lurker!! Glad you are here!

The lurker is actually here so don't worry! We weren't saying hello to no one!!

Hallelujah!!

I'm having a nice day hope you are too :)
also them cookies look nice

You know what? Every now and then your anus needs a break, so blowjobs are fine then, but a footjob would be another interesting option.

Do you like a creamy log down your throat ?

Thank goodness, for once I wasn't being a complete idiot!