Luke, doesn't want to help. Rae leaves and partners up with Kylo. Kylo kills Snoke and becomes Supreme Leader. Rae leaves Kylo. First Order persues fleeing rebels to ice planet. About to blow em up. Luke comes back and fights Kylo to buy rebels time to escape. He's a mental projection...not real. Rae and Chewy rescue remaining rebels including Leia. Luke dissolves his force projection. Then he becomes one with the force/dies. Rae is the last jedi.
Also captain phasma dies.
Consider it spoilt.
Also Raes parents are no ones... Just the force attempting to balance kylos power
Finn is there too but runs about achieving very little
killing off luke is so fucking lame.
mark hamill is a fucking legend.
fucking assholes.
I don't want some girly teen jedi or an emo whiner with daddy issues.
Welcome to 24 hours ago nigger
>Rae
Rey
>ice planet
Actually salt - and looking pretty cool - when that cool looking mofo decides to step up from the trenches to use his binoculars, it's the beginning of the coolest cinematic moments in the whole move. If someone has wallpaper quality images of Luke stepping out of that blast hole in the wall, with the walker and mini-death-star laser cannon in the background, start posting now.
I did feel the movie dragged on ever so slightly, until they evacuated the rebel cruiser and the first order started blasting the evacuating ships, but goddam, they really kicked in into high gear after that - that last part was wort the price of admission, and I paid.. fuck me, I paid close too 400 NOK when I include parking and snacks.
Didn't it have kind of a timeline problem though? When the rebellion realizes the first order tracked them through hyperspace, they had 6 hours worth of fuel before it would be too late - in that timespace, Rose and Finn leaves, wrecks a casino, sneaks onto Snokes ship, and pops back in the cruiser before the 6 hourse are up. Within the same 6 hours, Rey and Luke has 2-3 days worth of time on the island? It's possible that the Rey and Luke bit was told anachronistically and it just synced up at the end, but the Rose and Finn timeline was within the 6 hours that the rebellion was trying to outrun the first order..
Also, when the rebellion is down to one last cruiser, they turn it around and crash into Snokes ship in hyperspeed - since that was so effective, why didn't they simply do that earlier?
It's all faggots today though. Niggers, betas and sjws doing nothing but crying.
tl:dr
I always wanted the Imperium to succeed, anyways
But, do we trust that info? Snoke did put a lot of images into Kylos mind, and melded Kylos and Reys mind - can we trust Reys memory completely by this point? She could be just a scrap runner like Luke was just a moisture farmer imo..
does han solo die?
You're a bit late op
Is there at least some cool space battles ? I Kylo's tie cool ?
The best battle is on the ground, Luke Skywalker against the entire first order forward assault force. It'll make sense when you see it.
The opening was kinda cool though, if not all that exciting.
It's not a complete TESB rehash, but the majority of the movie is the rebellion running from the first order.
hey, denzel washington, morgan freeman, samuel l. jackson, laurance fishburne, wesley snipes, don cheadle, james earl jones are cool
Best scene was vice admiral holdos crashing snoke's ship on full spacejump throttle.
Wesley Snipes? Cool? Nigga, you trolling.
space battles better than in rogue one? hammerhead ramming was awesome.
I'm old and remember him in blade 1. awesome movie for a teen back in the days.
Saves me the trouble of watching this garbage
Genuinely do not think it was garbage. It just started slowly.
Didn't plan on watching it anyway, since the last ones were trash. Now at least I know I won't be missing anything good.
It was definitely garbage, all new star wars movies are
Kill yourself
Maybe after the last part of this trilogy.
I think we've learned by now that the writers are not that clever. This film proves they are very basic and very vanilla (safe).
There were no reveals and nothing was setup for future stories.
The characters were at the same place at the end as they were in the beginning (no advancement at all on a personal level).
This series was doomed ever since Episode 7 came out and was shown to be a steaming pile of shit. Thanks Jew Jew Abrams for ruining yet anpther beloved film series.
everyone knew this like 4 days ago pleb