Why are you not banging the girl of your dreams?

Why are you not banging the girl of your dreams?

Because she's 12.

cause i dont know who that is

Bcus im a fucking pussy to talk with her

Sadly I can't since 2D characters are not very fuckable in praxis

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They buried her last week. Don't own a shovel.

I don't know who the girl of my dreams is, and even if I knew.. how many single guys would truly be able to bang the girl of their dreams if they knew who that was?

kek

Because she's dead.

because i'm not sleeping

She had 2 kids and smokes now. No thanks.

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Cuz people tend to be afraid of me before they even get to know me..

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its great

In developed nations (Like the US) there's more females then males. But naturally there would probably be some overlap.

because someone else is banging her already

she doesn't exist, or at least not yet

Because Scarlett Johansson's lawyers told me to stop contacting her.

USB they say, Universal they say....

Interactive porn found...

USB not all that universal tbh...

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*waves*

Cause she is laying next to me asleep and has to wake up early for work.

That shouldn't stop you, dog.

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>Probably a thot anyway, move on bro.

Normally it doesn't but gotta let her sleep sometime otherwise she'll be too tired appreciate a good fucking later.

Because good things take time.

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Because the girl of my dreams is married and in another state.

Because I'm a fat fuck who has himself to focus on first.

Because our relationship fell apart and she left. It's been just over two years and I still can't let it go

She straight up denies me before getting to know me, even tho both of us know that we like the same shit. I don't even get a chance

Because I gave up on chasing tail after I finally got a gf at 21 and she couldn't make me cum. Sex is overrated, so I don't bother looking anymore. If a girl does come along, great! But if not, whatever.

We've been very good friends for years and she has a boyfriend. She had an ongoing thing where she would heavily flirt with me and told me that she was into me, but nothing ever happened. I regularly have sex with other people so I'm satisfied in that regard, but all I really want is her. Any time I've asked her about her relationship she's said she's dissatisfied and I don't understand why she's in it. What do I do Sup Forums?

She was a quitter. Are you?

Get to the graveyard and tap dat ass!

Quite obviously an indecisive little bitch that would cause you much more pain in the future.

She would be with you already, if not.

Honesty is the best policy

Because I'm fucking fat and gay.

a nigger is banging her already

Have you been to the doctor??

because im NOT INTO GIRLS

What for? I can get off just fine by myself, she just couldn't do it.

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suck a cock, it's fun

I am - one of my nicknames for her literally is "Dream Girl".

Most guys won't because of fear. Nobody has ever died from being told "no" by a girl, so guys that aren't with a great (and accessible) woman need to suck it up and make it happen.

She died of cancer 10 years ago.

This, kek.

because i live in a nightmare. Marie is gone forever.

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Mournhold; city of light , city of magic!

>Nobody has ever died from being told "no" by a girl

the chick has

Lol only weak beta fags fear woman. Whats to fear, their just people, regular shitty people

Becouse sleep is for the week.

Your life is ruined if she says no.

That is the whole concept of a dream girl.

Because I missed my chance and now is engaged
Pic related

Lolno

Because she's a pornstar, and probably too busy to give a shit about me.

Because she left me almost 2 months ago just cause she didn't want to be in a relationship at this time, after almost 5 years although she still loves me and said we were perfect together

>she still loves me

>cock

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I like these dubs!
Very succinct.

This. Sounds to me like she just wants to keep him around as an option.

I'm

No one's life should be ruined by someone saying "no"; this is just an excuse. There's billions of women so finding another "dream girl" shouldn't be impossible if you're not too scared to try.

dreaming of a white christmas?

Because she is Tessa Fowler.
And I'm Italian.

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It's white already

Way, way out of league

Mournhold; city of light, city of magic.

>take[s] time

If by that you mean mount a three-year "break out of the friend zone" campaign then you're just making an excuse and need to find someone accessible.

Because she's my gf's best friend

Because we haven't divorced our wives yet.
But with the way things are going, we probably won't wait for that, tbqh

>wearing one of those Disney sweaters
>probably owns custom ears
>probably tells herself she's a princess and deserves to be treated so
>will probably eventually cheat on the man once she's 21

She probably would be better off with you but you probably dodge a bullet.

what does he look like?

Because she refuses to leave Vincent Casel

You don't know her. The is the most honest and sweetest girl I know. It was obvious that the first guy who gets her puts a ring on her

Because I am the girl of my dreams

>probably high on Asperger spectrum
>neurotic as hell
>scared of his own shadow

How's that "projecting your fear onto any and every one" working out for you?

This is a fair point user, and this is what my friends tell me. It's easy to say that I shouldn't care, but we're so close (together probably 2 hours a day on average, we do have college classes together) and I feel emotionally about her in a way that I never feel about others. She's a smart, beautiful petite girl who's athletic and speaks French, and so much better than any other girl I've ever been close to

because she died and i settled for a fat hog instead and then married her because i'm dumb as fuck.

Oh yeah, that must suck. We're all aware of Tessa's anti-Italian attitude.

Who the fuck is this guy?

Because each time I do it enough times, she stops being the girl of my dreams and the concept switches to another person.

Because i am a nobody and she is a somebody

She's not real ;_;

SHES MARried to my dad

>t. saint nick

Because she's at work for another 10 minutes. BJ in 30 minutes though.

because she's a voice acctress.

Either you must become somebody or make her a nobody

Because i have a boyfriend :D

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Mournhold; city of light, city of magic.

who is she?

I don't want to go to prison.

she's a prison guard?

Looks cute. You resemble each other a bit...or is it just me?

This ^^▲▲▲

The most beautiful girl in the world, the girl of your dreams, has a boyfriend or husband who's sick and bored of fucking them and wants a different pussy.

Haven't met her yet