/F1/ - Formula One General - Oppresive Legs Edition

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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 68 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 61 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 38 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 34 points
5. Max Verstappen 25 points

>News:
2009 World Driver's Champion Jenson Button MBE pays £15000 in reparations for legstanding in public
Mad Max Verstappen matches Button, remembering the flood of support offered when his genetically deformed sister was born without a chin
Some Stroll imitator in F4 donates £26000 to make all 2011 Canadian GP winner Jenson Button MBE look bad

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Being this early

Early and shit thread tbqhf

>Some Stroll imitator in F4

It's EuroFormula Open AKA Spanish Formula 3 for drivers with no talent. Get your facts right or kill yourself, you disgusting piece of shit faggot. You probably fuck your mom. Go shart in a mart!

Also, check 'em for the GOAT

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Reminder why we are still here

Love him, but I'm glad he's gone

the call that would have saved f1, and you all didn't answer it

Sad!

90s Schumi helmet GOAT helmet

>Jessica OP image

I approve

I thought he'd dropped that bitch ages ago

>Bruce Willis

potato is kill

"No"

>mentions potato
>Irish guy appears

He's fine.

Was there ever any reason for FI dumping the objectively better white paint scheme?

please. that thing makes me wanna barf

Belgians in charge of geography

but now its just another Mclaren desu

is motorsport manager any good

No. Autistic shit.

When has McLaren ever been pink?

Since you are Finland junior iirc, autistic shit might just be your thing.

lego.com/en-us/speedchampions/products/mercedes-amg-petronas-formula-one-team-75883

Which "manager" game is better then?

>Rosberg still there
>Hamilton white
just as it should be

>That shit green

wew

The car I designed looks better desu

Also
>intermediates
Enjoy your fast degradation

Haven't been able to post this in a while since he lost it. Who truly was the mentally buried lad?

The AI is so fucking stupid that the game is more frustrating than anything

>only car on grid without clit nose
>make an effort to give one to the Lego car

How nice of them to include Alonso as well.

>could a Zanardi situation ever happen again
The cars are significanly sturdier and better at diffusing energy.
I actually rememer seeing a similar crash in recent years on an oval, but I can't recall which specifically.
Basically the driver had sprained/bruised legs.
The DW12 cockpit(cell) extends past the legs and the driver's legs themselves do not extend much past the undertray/bodywork. Not like it was during CART. Lots of crush space and energy diffusion between the driver and an impact these days.

>Black Champion Race
How can whiteracrs even compete?

>his government doesnt support an f1 team

I've got a whole bunch of Schumachers on my stove to make into something. They've been vegetating for some time now and I need them use up before they expire.
What should I make /f1ck/?

Schwäbischen Kartoffelsalat

ebin

mash them

>find Billy Monger interview
>see Flörsch's cute bitch face at start of the video
youtube.com/watch?v=5QA2DK813_M

here's her interview btw
youtube.com/watch?v=SpNLa0KHSLI

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What if she lost her legs in a crash? Would /f1/ still rate her? What if she also lost her arms and was full stump-mode?

Hasselback Schumis.
Slice them thinly, but not all the way through.
Brush with melted butter.
(sprinkle parmesan/garlic/herbs if you're feeling extra fancy)
Bake for 30-40 min @ 437°F.

Love finds a way

I have some kind of amputee fetish regarding the legs so I think it would be fine aswell. For the arms too I don't know, I mean, it depends how much, only torso would be a no to me, but like pic related would be perfectly fine.

Hey German m8.
Can ask how I'm supposed to use "noch" in practice without having someone to speak with?
Was looking at a recipe for that potato salad and I'm pretty sure "noch" was used to sequence the order in which things go, like "Then" in English, but I've seen it used for other things like emphasizing certain words within a sentence.
These multi-purpose words are one of my biggest roadblocks in reading German.

I'm starting to understand this obsession with /flörsch/

I'd rate her as an onahole

noch is used to show something is about to happen or should happen but not at the moment it gets used

Will Billy Mongers eventually become a shrimping boat captain's first mate?

maybe mate

disqus.com/by/TheundisputedWorldChampion/

Could you give me a quick example?

Appreciate it.

it's basically 'yet' in English
or post your cooking example and I explain what's meant

"jetzt noch etwas salz hinzufuegen"
"now just add some salt"

That Billy Monger lad had one leg cut off below the knee and the other half way up his thigh,

I actually feel sick, holy shit.

Automatic upgrade

Kartoffeln in der Schale kochen, anschließend pellen.
Noch warm in hauchdünne Scheiben schneiden, mit den Zwiebeln mischen. Anschließend die heiße Brühe hinzugeben mischen, Öl, Senf und Essig hinzugeben, mischen und mit Salz, Muskatnuss und Pfeffer abschmecken, noch warm essen.
Man kann auch Gurken untermischen.

Wants me to begin by heating the potatoes, then peel them.
Slice them thinnly and add the onions(onion mix? Possibly just meaning sliced)
Then add the other ingredients, salt pepper, mustard etc.

I get the gist of it, but can't help but feel I lose something in translation due to not understanding everything.

Meant for

*dabs to 1 million pounds*

"noch warm" means "while they're still warm"

who is this?
more.

where'd you hear that?

It is obviously Jenson Buttons sister

Oh and about that onion mix, it just says "mix onions and potatoes"
As far as I can tell you are not missing anything.

Do you know what "heiße Brühe" is though?

Never thought youd actually make that salad, absolute madman

BBC News.

Just like Zanardi

was pretty brutal lad, could hear him screaming in agony straight after the impact

t. spectator stood 25yards away when it happened

Should have told him to read the sign

What happened to Pasma? How long was he stationary?

about 30 mins, they got him out with relative ease since they didnt have to cut him out

took the best part of 2 hours to chop billy out get him onto the stretcher and into the helicopter

MUH
LAYGS

I mean the guy he crashed into, how did he end up stationary in that place?

heres another picture i got of his car after they'd got him out, he was welded to the back of pasma's car

>What happened to Pasma?
went off onto the grass and spun, ended up on track a second before the crash

not long, he'd span and just came back onto the track.. not entirely sure why he was on the outside rather than the inside but allegedly he'd broke down

Fuck me that picture puts into perspective just how violated the front end was

The lesson here is that F4 is both useless as an entry series and dangerous. Save a leg, vote GT.

could you see him when they got him out of the car?

Probably will m8.
Got a lot fucking potatoes.

>Heiße Brühe
Not off the top of my head.
Heiße means name, or something similar depending on the tense.

ummmmm wow. just wow. did they really marginalise a proud poc?

Heiß also means hot.

Heiße Brühe means hot soup stock

kinda, they had ambulances and incident support cars parked around the scene to make a barrier and also had marshals holding up sheets so you only got occasional glimpses, could see him being wheeled off to the helicopter but he was covered in so much protective shit that you couldnt see much

Wtf is the car even made out of, that looks shocking. I reckon they'll be some drastic changed in F4 from this.

Gearboxes are pretty tough.
Made of titanium usually, don't know for F4 tho

why, did you eat something that was off?

>inb4 dox

Particle board, isn't that what most open wheel cars are made of?
Appreciated, thanks I'll post a pic of the kartoffelsalat sometime soon.

wHAT WAS THIS!!!?!?

here you go lad couldnt use it twice

any other decent pics?

>Some Stroll imitator in F4 donates £26000
What did he meme by this?

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nah not really, just out of respect i didnt bother taking any more when i realized the true extent of how fucked up he was

Pussy.

>out of respect

yeah, thanks man, he'll appreciate that when he wakes up looking like post-destructo disc frieza

WTF, apparently he lost both his legs? I hope he finds them soon