Trump: Creator of Water

Is this man delusional?

cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/05/28/trump-california-drought-sot.cnn

Other urls found in this thread:

ebmud.com/water-and-drought/drought/
breitbart.com/california/2016/03/27/another-full-california-dam-releases-water/
ww2.kqed.org/science/2016/02/29/california-reservoirs-are-dumping-water-in-a-drought-but-science-could-change-that/
sfgate.com/news/article/Shasta-Lake-el-nino-water-release-drought-full-7082064.php
kcra.com/news/water-releases-increased-at-area-dams/37836156
lmgtfy.com/?q=California dumps fresh water into ocean
motherjones.com/environment/2014/02/wheres-californias-water-going
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

You're right. He is not well.
I guess now #ImWithHer

Whole family and state still voting Trump shill.
:-)

Your salty tears feed me joy.

There is plenty of water. California needs more capacity to store it

Trump is going to harvest all of the liberal tears.

They are salty though

He is talking about the aquifers that are deep
Beneath the desert in California and Nevada.
There is no reason why we can't tap
Those sources.

>useless vote
Glad I live in a state that would never go to trump

He means building more desalination plants

Shills are desperate to fill their quotas

WE WILLOPEN THE TAP

IT'S THE CUMMIN' MEXITOS WHO DID IT

GOYM VOTE FOR ME

I BANKRUPTED MANY TIMES

I KNOW SHITS N' MONEY

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That's it.
I guess I'm a #CruzMissile now

>every time trump says something stupid
>actually he was referring to blah blah something he definitely didn't mean or he would have just said it in the first place
you guys are worse than reddit

Why is it that whenever Sup Forums is confronted with the fact that their candidate is clueless and/or manipulative, they just brush it off and make jokes? I guess if you were intelligent, you probably would't worship this privileged baby-man as a god.

You're right.
I am now a #WasserMan

2/3 of the earth is water and more falls from the sky. CA is rich enough to find a way to convert it for everyday use. The backward CA socialist government would rather go the route of conserving water which goes against human nature

The drought ended, the state refuses to release water restrictions though due to needing fresh water for an endangered fish.

>When Trump says something that I don't understand, it must be because he is stupid

This is exactly how Sup Forums was with Romney but magnified about 100 fold, I can't wait for the astronomical level of butt hurt this November

Calicucks waste a ton of water, they have more than enough.

It's got electrolytes.

>government forces water out to sea, preventing farmers from using
>farmers can't grow shit
>stop letting them do that
>???/
>food everywhere

>the drought ended
I know trump supporters are stupid, but god damn

>trumps nursery school level ramblings are deep he just doesn't want to explain what he means
this reminds me of horoscopes

~40% is tied up for
>a fucking smelt

>hurr durr what is snow cap and water table
ebmud.com/water-and-drought/drought/
Hes actually spot on.

he's rain man

California has huge reserves of water not being used because conservationists want to preserve a species which

A) they say is already basically extinct in its natural habitat
B) they are breeding tens of thousands of in captivity for later release

Meanwhile, California is dumping fresh water into the sea via rivers:

breitbart.com/california/2016/03/27/another-full-california-dam-releases-water/

ww2.kqed.org/science/2016/02/29/california-reservoirs-are-dumping-water-in-a-drought-but-science-could-change-that/

sfgate.com/news/article/Shasta-Lake-el-nino-water-release-drought-full-7082064.php

kcra.com/news/water-releases-increased-at-area-dams/37836156

kek, clever

He's right though. They have several retarded laws that pertain to protecting water from restricting a certain number river deltas to be harvested from and it took them until 2012 to pass a law that allowed citizens to collect rainwater. Oh right and there's the pacific fucking ocean.

In all seriousness though, don't theses stupid Californians realize that they basically live in a fucking desert? Also, why aren't the other states that are basically deserts, (Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada) having such a crisis with drought?

I live in Crescent City, the drought was lifted. In the rest of the state the drought could be lifted if not for the smelt.

How would you know Britbong.
Keep lubing up that arse so you can take the jizzya.
There are huge aquifers that are beneath the desert. There have been movements to utilize that untapped source.
There is also the drawback of corporate pumping and bottling rights that will have to be renegotiated at a much higher rate.
Dasani admitting its product is from the municipal tap.
Yes the free market is great but this is a result of corrupt city and state officials in CA. Selling off the water to the detriment of all

It's what plants crave

compare it to last year

Remember folks, we are always just a few years before its too late to reverse global climate panic. Vote democrat or you will motherfucking die.

He is right, there is plenty of water in the ocean. With his new energy plan using retiring navy ships as power supplies they'll be able to run massive desalination operations to produce freshwater for cheap.

But the US is such a small piece of the world, what would voting democrat do to stop
Climate change in a global scale?

Do any parts of Cali not have water problems? Why is it only in California?

China and India's growth alone undoes all carbon cuts by all the developed countries. Never mind all the other third world shitholes experiencing growth and population booms

Desalination is only feasible to coastal communities. It would take a massive amount of energy to pump it uphill to inland areas.

The issue is the use of water to protect the habitat of the delta. Look up California Water Fix which would bypass the delta and end this shit.

We haven't gotten that far yet, just elect us because we know it's real. Remember Miami, Al Gore warned us in 2002, but we didn't listen, and now it is flooded with gay Cubans.

CNN and MSNBC with a dash of Megyn Kelly the post.

Bless the Maker and all His Water. Bless the coming and going of Him, May His passing cleanse the world. May He keep the world for his people.

solution:

-less water for kike farms

-more water for its citizens

California is a desert with millions of people. IDK what else can be expected.

Once he deports the illegals then water problems will disappear.

And verily I say to thee grab a gourd or a bladder made from the skins of dolphins, hold it aloft and fill your cup till it runners over with the sweet orange rain of the Water Creator

He's right

Progressives aren't allowing for new water infrastructure to be built because of a fucking anchovie or something

When companies like Dasani want to sell water to 39 million Californians they have to by federal regulation, pump the water they sell from a local source and bottle it locally. So they pay the state to pump. It's taken away all
Reserves and where is the windfall of cash from those agreements, there is none because it was sold for a pittance

Cali fag here. Can confirm that the resivoirs near where I live are all at capacity. Some of them even have extensions they just built on them, and they're higher than they have ever been, ever. The drought is fake.

The kicker, is that they keep saying there's a drought conserve water! So we conserve so much water that the water companies get pissed and start charging 2x the price for the water now. Meanwhile, the water is piling up behind the dams.

Are you libshits really too dumb to have picked up on his strategy by now? He says something "stupid", media won't shut up about it. Then he clarifies.

Only up there.

The pumps aren't running in the delta, so socal reservoirs are still declining, most around 20% capacity.

Because Californians have more money, and California knows they can fuck their residents on any tax they want.

Just look at the gas, for example. During the winter, the gas here was about 2$ a gallon, then around March all the gas stations change to a "summer blend" which is supposed to reduce pollution, and the gas prices literally went up by 60 cents overnight. It's bull shit

Good thing they're only charging the goy more for water. The farms and industries have their rates negotiated and pay buy a tiny fraction of that. :^)

>tfw you realize that Bond movie nobody liked about the Jews controlling all the water was the only realistic one

I live in San diego. There's a resivoir 10 minutes from me that's the highest it's been in its 80 year history, I don't even know where the water is coming from, but it's there

Earth is 3/4 water and somehow the ding dongs in CA don't have any.

California is about to get a fuckin historic shipment of BRAWNDO. Fuck water, that shit doesn't have what plants need. Brawndo has what plants need.

We need BRAWNDO irrigation systems set up immediately. Just wait til you see the fuckin almonds comin out of Cali when they're pumped up on a diet of BRAWNDO.

Why are they not using the water again? Price negotiations for farmers or something?

It sounds like he's aware of what a certain family has been up to for decades. :^)

He really does hate them.

No fucking clue. I live in socal, which doesn't have a huge farming industry like central does. A few of the resivoirs in central California actually had to release water to prepare incase of floods. The drought is fake and manufactured to put small farming out of business, in my ignorant opinion, but it still is a valid opinion

>"Put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert and in 5 years there would be a shortage of sand"

California lacks salt water filtration plants, so they depend upon fresh water

Fresh water is a relative rarity. People fight wars over this shit

He has been doing this his whole campaign. It's pretty obvious to anyone who isn't completely retarded.
He miss speaks on something, or is intentionally vague. The media jumps out to correct him pointing out what a buffoon they knew he was all along. Giving him a shit ton of free publicity. He corrects what he says, and everyone loves him that much more.
The man can't lose.

I wish he would tweet something like that

Nobody liked Romney. We didn't have rolling Romney generals

California was building plenty of them. The Democrat controlled state government shut them down and revoked their construction permits.

Then they complain that they don't have any water. That's why there's never a reason to feel sorry for people who vote Democrat and then complain about how they're worse off.

Trump is going to destroy leftists when he brings up pic related

Washington has offered on multiple occasions to build a water pipeline to California. Brown keeps rejecting it because "think of the animals that live on the land where the pipeline would go!!!" liberal bullshit.

Also, we could tell Mexico to fuck off and use all the water from the Colorado River for them. The river originates in the US, we have no obligation to let Mexico use it. They don't even pay us for the water.

>it's a california is retarded on purpose episode
And these fucks try to brag they're so much better than the other 49 states

Addendum, pretty soon they'll start burning crop fields because they're "GMO" and declare a food shortage. And it can only be solved if you vote out more of those evil republicans ;)

The Jews in charge can't profit off of an artificial shortage (while demanding more regulatory control over industry and business for themselves) if they don't have an artificial shortage.

You want some proofs?

>Dumping fresh water into ocean
What? Did this actually occur?

you know they only did it so pedro wouldnt be blames for rising food prices. they wanted to work in chipoltle not picking fruit and stuff. its why cali supported a boarder wall and made their end of it

>shut down nestle
>???
>Profit

I think it's some bullshit like how much the rivers empty into the ocean.

If a liberal group complains about something then you know you're looking at the wrong thing. The fact that Nestle bottles water has 0% to do with California not having water.

lmgtfy.com/?q=California dumps fresh water into ocean

Yet last month the Bureau of Reclamation drained Folsom and other reservoirs on the American and Stanislaus rivers of more than 70,000 acre feet of water—enough to meet the annual needs of a city of half a million people—for the comfort and convenience of fish.

Thanks leaf, appreciate it

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I believe it's about some river they have that could singlehandedly solve the drought if redirected a little, but they don't do it because it would kill a lot of fish (none of them endangered)

basically they're creating the problem themselves instead of solving it like humans always have then blaming climate change. typical environmentalist spiral of shit

>liberal run agencies draining reservoirs and diverting rain water from already existing canals to wash into the ocean to protect a fish is "bullshit about how rivers empty into the ocean"

Back to UC Berkeley you go

You can't just steal water like that for private businesses. How about farmers in California just stop trying to grow fucking almonds?

Not collecting rainwater and having it drain into the ocean, which is what those articles mention, is not an active effort by any party. That is literally a part of the water cycle.

Mind you, they could be more resourceful about extracting that water, but it's not like they are dumping fucking reservoirs into the ocean.

Summer blend gasoline and diesel is a necessary reality that occurs due to varying viscosity at different temperatures (aka it's done for efficiency), but the price rise was bs.

Still, I wish we had $2.60 /gallon gas here

His wall will have desalination plants powered by atomic power plants. The freshwater created would then be used to cool the atomic plant cores, water agriculture, and supply cities with fresh water.

>but it's not like they are dumping fucking reservoirs into the ocean.
Yes, they literally are doing exactly that. I'm not going to argue with you if you're just going to willfully pretend your fantasies are the reality.

Because desalination of oceans is too easy.

I did not see a single mention of it in the Forbes article. I read it again to make sure.

Give me some direct links, because Google is just feeding me results which are contrary to your claims.

Yeah and the ecosystem there is worth far more than any farmers shitty subsidized crop. Do you just now know anything about ecology or are you just trolling?

Donald Trump is Jesus
He will call on his heavenly Father to open the gates and let the water fall

>the ecosystem in california is worth shit
kek

Please drink salt water for me

Fair enough with the almonds. They aren't necessary. Increase the cost of industrial users let it reflect it the price to the consumer. Enough with bad deals and big gov't. Free market. They owe the business nothing.

>motherjones.com/environment/2014/02/wheres-californias-water-going

>1.1 gallons of water for a single almond

wow. i wonder how much that would be in filtered water

Israel can support itself through desalination plants. Do you blame that on the Jews?

The lack of water is due to WASTE FRAUD AND ABUSE

Doesn't that sound insanely inefficient to you?

Do you know how many almonds are in a single tree?

>lelelelelelel stumped