The bear can't reach the apple

the bear can't reach the apple

But it can rape the fox

Poor guy. He just wants to keep the doctor away

It's a symbol of Madrid also featured in the city's coat of arms.

I know that feel.

>animal in Madrid's Coat of arms is a harmless bear
>meanwhile, Porto used to have a dragon on the coat of arms before jealous Salazar ordered it removed

Truly the most patrician of cities!

> Have Bear as a symbol
> Dont have bears in your country, let alone your city

>three lions on the shirt
>no lions in England naturally

post yfw da burr reaches da apple

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> Have golden eagle as a symbol
> Dont have golden eagles in your country

>Dont have bears in your country
Spain has bears and there are bears in the north of Madrid

same here

if he wins the CL maybe he comes to manage our NT, i hope

the eagle is black, not golden.

>A LITERAL FUCKING COCK

>black

could you say it was a refugeeagle?

>Valdano and him talking about football on tv
>Valdano ask him about coaching the NT
>Simeone answers that he will try when he feels ready
>Valdano: "Pay attention, because you will miss Messi"
>Simeone make a smug face

What does he mean by this ?

He would never manage our current NT. Maybe in 15 years or so

fpbp

Needs to come manage us first at Inter.

>there are bears in the north of Madrid

is that the gay district?

Holy shit am I destined to become an Atletico fan?

That's Chueca desu

>the eagle is black
Who would say

In fifteen years he is going to be too old for the future generation of players.

>being unable to score more than 1 vs memester city is considered rape

keked

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Better than le meme cocorico bird desu.

>Dont have bears in your country, let alone your city

at least google before posting

Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt

I prefer this

PS I'm gay